Erling Haaland | Dortmund player

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I think we did but his agent and the release clause were a problem, he wanted a release clause in his contract of 60 million, there was no way we were going to agree to that

Oh, well if those were the terms turned down, well then that’s fine. Still such a pity we couldn’t tie him down, as others said his next stop from here is most likely to Bayern for the rest of his career.
 
R9 or CR7? If R9, then spot on! He has that devastating turn of pace and deadly finishing with both feet as well as the sheer variety of goals. Oooofff the boy can play.

He has nowhere near the technical ability of a young R9. He is more like a Klinsmann or Batistuta imo. But he also has the goalscoring ability in the box of a Inzaghi.
 
@mu4c_20le
What are you on about. He’s 19. You don’t think he’ll improve and evolve any more physically?
Example: Wayne Rooney.

Not every indvidual matures early and not every indvidual matures later.

It was not more than 15 years ago when strikers really didnt come into their own until 24/25 and were cooked by 31-32.

Key development age in a footballer is 18-21. This is where the body finally fills out and you can ascertain their actual potential. I think Erland has hit his make physicallity slightly earlier and now his evolution will be playing style. He wont arguably get bigger and stronger.
 
Hes a Lewandowski for me. Deadly around the box but doesnt have thst explosive x factor
 
Example: Wayne Rooney.

Not every indvidual matures early and not every indvidual matures later.

It was not more than 15 years ago when strikers really didnt come into their own until 24/25 and were cooked by 31-32.

Key development age in a footballer is 18-21. This is where the body finally fills out and you can ascertain their actual potential. I think Erland has hit his make physicallity slightly earlier and now his evolution will be playing style. He wont arguably get bigger and stronger.
Sure. He might not gain a pound, but he might as well end up like Zlatan physically.
That happens in the gym, mate. He can easily build himself into that massive frame. It’s not like he’s Peter Crouch.
 
He has nowhere near the technical ability of a young R9. He is more like a Klinsmann or Batistuta imo. But he also has the goalscoring ability in the box of a Inzaghi.

He’s Cristian Vieri
 
Think it is such a shame that Haaland has that snake Raiola as his agent,feel like if it was someone else then maybe we would have signed him.
 
He has nowhere near the technical ability of a young R9. He is more like a Klinsmann or Batistuta imo. But he also has the goalscoring ability in the box of a Inzaghi.
Fair. My opinions on him were based purely on watching some highlight reels. Haven't watched an entire 90 minutes of him to gauge his technical ability.
 
Haaland had Thiago Silva in the dirt tonight

Haaland is a truck. He's going from A to B and if you're in the way, he's going through you. And he's still a lanky teenager. Will be fun to watch him peak in 5-7 years time.
 
Not bad! Makaay on steroids?

Makaay was more agile. This guy is a beast, proper powerhouse with scary fearlessness in front of goal but with enough agility to wrong foot a defender in and around the box. Only doubts I have with this kid is his general link up play - if he wants to play for the big boys where space will be at a premium with packed defences. Ferocious left foot.. Makaay was right footed.
 
He has nowhere near the technical ability of a young R9. He is more like a Klinsmann or Batistuta imo. But he also has the goalscoring ability in the box of a Inzaghi.

Said the exact same in the match thread. Nowhere near the technical abilities but has other talents to match. He honestly eerily reminds me of Alan Shearer, a top top player without absolute top class flair. Unfortunately for us I reckon he'd be the perfect PL striker.
 
Haaland is a truck. He's going from A to B and if you're in the way, he's going through you. And he's still a lanky teenager. Will be fun to watch him peak in 5-7 years time.
He looks like he'll be an earlier peaker to me. Reckon he'll be insane in 3 years time.
 
Could have easily scored a hat-trick if Dortmund were more incisive with their passing in the final third. His pace and movements were creating all sorts of problems for PSG.

Need to cut out the Buddha/Zen celebration though. It looks ridiculous.
 
I'm just enjoying watching him play. Leaving aside that he's a Raiola client and we'd have been waiting for him to get his next payday had we signed him. 10 goals in 7 CL games at 19. What a story. Good luck to him.
 
He is incredible. If he continues like this, come Desember he'll be a shoo-in for the Ballon d'Or. Not even a joke. Surely he has to slow down at some point, these Ronaldo numbers can't possibly last for the whole year can they? Fantastic player.
 
Is he really Raiola's client? I've been reading that multiple times now, but I thought everyone knew he only brokered the deal as a one time thing. I don't think he actually is hired as his agent, is he? His father, Alf Inge Haaland who got his fingers snapped off by Dennis Irwin is his agent, no?
 
I see this everytime I watch him. Cristiano ronaldo like obsession with moving the team towards the opponents goal. He’s not thinking about a goal - he’s thinking about the goal after the goal he scores and then the goal after that one. Just relentless mentality, hunger and pure determination to rack up absurd numbers.
 
That second goal was ridiculous. Absolutely hammered the ball into the net. 10 goals in 7 CL games. What a start to his career in Europe.
 
Going to BVB is the best move he could of made in his young Career!
 
But it would have hurt Martial's feelings and ruined Greenwood's career or something..
He has more talent then both of them combined! Major choke job by United not handing him and Salzburg a blank check.
 
Erm have any of you considered that he may not have wanted to come here? Everything isn't a goof up. I'm sure Messi wouldn't be here next season if we have Barcelona a blank cheque.
 
Erm have any of you considered that he may not have wanted to come here? Everything isn't a goof up. I'm sure Messi wouldn't be here next season if we have Barcelona a blank cheque.
According to The Athletic, he agreed to join United until a last minute change of heart. And it's no secret that he's a fan of playing in the PL someday.
 
Ole's 352

Rashford/Martial - Haaland/Greenwood
Bruno Fernandes
Williams - Fred - Pogba - AWB
Defence
Would have been my guess
 
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I was hoping for a greater meltdown in this thread after that performance. Wasted my popcorn.
 
Still holding out feint hopes that he might sign for Utd in a few years after absolutely tearing it up in Germany, however my gut feeling is that we have missed the boat on this one and just have to get over it
 
Yeah although it seems United had an agreement from Haaland but Raiola got involved and that changed.

Can't help but feel there's bad feeling from that. That Athletic article is interesting stating Solskjaer and co met with Haaland and he agreed to come - Raiola was not present. Then a short time later he got involved and things seemed to change.

If that really in the case then my hate for this Italian snake has got even higher, sickening to see him ripping it up somewhere else when it should have been at Utd but no Mino decided to stick his nose in and turn Erling against us.