Erik ten Hag | 2024/25 | Sacked

Erik ten Hag

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And another layer of makeup gets caked on the pig

"Masterminds a comeback from 2-0 -> 2-3 -> 3-3 by sending on a CB"

Hopefully the penultimate game we have to suffer this follicularly challenged clown show.
 
If we get crave open by Aston Villa on Sunday, let's see what is Ineos's excuse to keep him. I didn't watch the game but 2-0 up to losing 2-3, Bruno getting a red. This group will never learn from manager to captain to players. Just get Erik out of this club, time to drop Bruno. How can a captain get red card for 2 straight game? Unacceptable!
 
Fortitude said:
We look like a fan won a Make A Wish to manage the team.
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Thing is, he now has two other managers sitting in the bench beside him. And Dutch people are not known for keeping their throughts to themselves. So you'd have to imagine one or both of them must have said.

''Erik this your coaching is a pile of paardenpoep''
 
We’re not improving, we’re going backwards. The football is poor and either ten Hag is too stubborn or too inept to figure out a workable solution.

He’s a goner for sure.
 
We need to put this project to bed now. It’s showing no signs of improvement and we’re going exactly the same way as last season.
 
You could tell from his reaction that he couldn't believe his luck that Harry equalised.
 
2x fluky goals (Costa should’ve saved the first shot, maybe less so the second), opposition misses 2x 1-on-1s, injury time equalizer. Could ETH get any jammier? Still needs to go. Unacceptable defensively once again.
 
r0663664 said:
If we get crave open by Aston Villa on Sunday, let's see what is Ineos's excuse to keep him. I didn't watch the game but 2-0 up to losing 2-3, Bruno getting a red. This group will never learn from manager to captain to players. Just get Erik out of this club, time to drop Bruno. How can a captain get red card for 2 straight game? Unacceptable!
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Aston Villa can't be the deciding game. He's on his 3rd season. He has 3 win out 10 in his 3rd season. He should be fired after this game. Winning at Villa can't have more weight than the aggregate performance to start this season and the lack of progress season to season.
 
It's genuinely frustrating and very disheartening to see this shite week in week out. It's actually fecking insane that a team coached this badly, a club which apparently is the biggest is still holding on to him.

Our fans don't say shit either, most who go to the games seem to want him to stay. It's really fecking bizarre
 
I can't wait until he's gone. It's too chaotic and there is no progression. I just want to get moving again and we can't do that with him here.
 
ha_rooney said:
Should’ve gone after the FA Cup final. Has to go now if we want to accomplish anything this season.
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Should have gone after 7-0 at Anfield. One of the biggest humiliations in the clubs history.
Been serving up 90% shite ever since
 
He's gonna get the villa game, and it'll be a complete humiliation. The club is allowing this to happen.
 
The good news is Bruno’s Spurs red card was rescinded so Ten Hag gets to start the Villa game with the same midfield and we’ll get to see a third Bruno Red in a row after we get torn apart, yet again.
 
It’s the same shambles every game, could have won or lost that game but we looked like a poorly coached, disorganised mess. Unless Villa shoot themselves in the foot they should brush us aside comfortably.

The season is going to be completely wasted if this is allowed to go on after the first international break, I’m sure ETH will be relieved as he looks like someone who knows it’s a losing battle now.
 
Every time i watch United these days i come back to that South Park joke "how do you kill that which has no life"

Only the tshirts connect us to the team if the previous decade. Barely.
 
Before the match I did a fart which smelt like a McMuffin and it was the most pleasing part of my night
 


We may be granted a reprieve from this nightmare soon come...

Even without a battering at Villa, I don't see any angle where he survives this coming international break
 
Can anyone explain why he is trying to play football that inevitability leaves massive space to cover while seemingly prioritizing signing players who lack pace, running power and the physicality to make it work?

What the hell? How is it supposed to work? Maybe if he played a possession game and looked to control territory and tempo you could get away with that style of player but he is effectively buying players with an obvious weakness and then asking them to play a style that exaggerates that weakness.

It is abject lunacy, I am watching these games thinking that Ten Hag is some sort of parody manger, playing a long joke that he can't quite understand that his bosses aren't getting. Surely no rational human mind could play this football with this group of players?
 
Apparently we’ve conceded 3+ goals 23 times under ETH. Absolutely shambolic
 
red.knight said:
Addis is a wonderful place and don’t hesitate to visit whenever you have the chance. BTW, when is Halloween and how do you usually celebrate it?
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31st October, Kids dress up and go door to door begging for food.
 
Two cock-ups from Costa and a Maguire header are the only reason he'll even get to manage the Villa game.
 
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