SmashedHombre
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The fact that this charlatan is still here is baffling. I don't think a random bloke off the street could do a worse job.
Good baitHe needs to be given more time to instil his football philosophy and the board need more time to shift all the deadwood. He also needs more good players, specifically:
- One LB because Shaw and Malacia are always injured and Dalot is not a LB.
- One CB to replace Maguire and Lindelof who are on their way out.
- Two CMs, a defensive one to replace Casemiro and a more all-rounder to replace Eriksen, since they are both cooked.
- Two wingers to replace Rashford and Antony who's are also done
Use the season purely to bed the new/young players we got in. Then make 6 transfers, corresponding to the above positions between now and next August (incl. January window). Use the preseason without international football to get all the players (including new arrivals) singing from the same hymn sheet. Make a proper go of it next season. He needs more time.
He needs to be given more time to instil his football philosophy and the board need more time to shift all the deadwood. He also needs more good players, specifically:
- One LB because Shaw and Malacia are always injured and Dalot is not a LB.
- One CB to replace Maguire and Lindelof who are on their way out.
- Two CMs, a defensive one to replace Casemiro and a more all-rounder to replace Eriksen, since they are both cooked.
- Two wingers to replace Rashford and Antony who's are also done
Use the season purely to bed the new/young players we got in. Then make 6 transfers, corresponding to the above positions between now and next August (incl. January window). Use the preseason without international football to get all the players (including new arrivals) singing from the same hymn sheet. Make a proper go of it next season. He needs more time.
This is obviously terrible and a sign of his lack of ability to properly assess players and their skillset, but what worries me, even more, is that United is literally the only club allowing this level of nepotism and mediocrity. You won't find a single other club with a grain of ambition that would so blindly support a manager who is clearly out of his depth, and it's his third season so there was more than enough time to see this! And I completely don't get the fiercely loyal fans putting ETH and his future above Man United - I could anyhow understand this sentiment towards club legend Ole, even when it was clear he's not good enough, but we don't owe ETH shit and we're still talking about the guy who managed to bottle it at the biggest stage against the champions of the bottle, Spurs.You know what's also hilarious, the guy has literally signed half of his former Ajax team and has got us targeting his former players or Eredivisie players for three years, but he hasn't actually got the best ones. Gravenberch was the best player on the pitch yesterday, Kudus is miles better than Antony and cost less than half the price, and Alvarez would be a great fit in midfield as well, yet we haven't gone for any of them but somehow brought the likes of Antony, Amrabat and Onana who are complete duds. He can't even assess the talent he's worked with.
I make it he's picked up 11 points in the past 10 PL games including seven games from the end of last season.
Loss Liverpool Home
Loss Brighton Away
Win Fulham Home
Loss Brighton Away
Win Newcastle Home
Loss Arsenal Home
Loss Crystal Palace Away
Draw Burnley Home
Win Sheffield United Home
Draw Bournemouth Away
That's relegation form. INEOS need to act.
I don't know why we keep losing 2 or 3 of the first five matches every season under ETH.
Pre-season prep is horrible. Every season off on the back foot.
Spitting in the face of our fanbase. Back in the day many here would dread going back to the office on Monday following 3-0 mauling by Liverpool at Old Trafford. These days the managers tells you to feck off, it's all according to the plan and you should focus on that Carabao cup from two years ago
This fan base man, so many people changed their mind after 1 and last game of the previous season that we hapenned to win, and 3 games later want to sack him again
Keeping him was a wrong decision, Ineos are getting what they deserved.
My concern too is apparently RVN is the one in line to take the interim job. Has done next to feck all since coming in either
"I’ve been here for two and a half of those years and coming in as I’ve said so many times I felt a big rebuild had to be made," Solskjaer said.
"In the league position you see if there’s any progress for me, that’s always the bread and butter of the season that you see how capable you are of coping of ups and downs any cup competition can give you a trophy but sometimes it’s more of an ego thing from other managers and clubs to finally win something.
"But we need to see progress and if we perform well enough the trophies will end up at the club again. It’s not like a trophy will say that we’re back, no.
"It’s the gradual progression of being in and around the top of the league and the consistency and the odd trophies. Sometimes a cup competition can hide the fact you’re still struggling a little bit."
All of you who slaughtered Ole for this: 1. you deserve ten Hag 2. reading comprehension is very important!
Not quite corect - we beat Brighton at the end of last season, but it's still bad
In our last 16 games it's:
7 Losses, (Fulham A, City A, Chelsea A, Palace A, Arsenal H, Brighton A, Liverpool H)
4 Draws (Burnley H, Liverpool H, Brentford A, Bournemouth A)
5 wins.(Everton H, Sheff United H, Newcastle H, Brighton A, Fulham H)
so 19 points out of a possible 48 points.
Excuses are the only thing he's quite good at, but even in that he could be better and stop coming across as a very thick man. His opponent yesterday also had a short pre-season, Euros, Copa America, tour and all that and moreover it was his third game, compared to ETH third season. Yet the other man completely outschooled our brilliant-yet-always-unlucky manager.That is a good point.
I listened to his post match interview and yet again it was full of excuses.....Euros, South America tournament, USA tour, new players not fit and still need to be integrated, injuries BLAH BLAH.
I'd actually be quite ok if he told me or the other fans "shut up, I got you the FA cup last year", it's bringing up this useless Carabao and making up the numbers "two trophies, only behind City" while suggesting that Carabao is as important as PL/CL, that I find rather insultingGreat post. But don't forget the fa cup win.
Excuses are the only thing he's quite good at, but even in that he could be better and stop coming across as a very thick man. His opponent yesterday also had a short pre-season, Euros, Copa America, tour and all that and moreover it was his third game, compared to ETH third season. Yet the other man completely outschooled our brilliant-yet-always-unlucky manager.
Agree.Get any other decent manager in and I promise you this team will look significantly better in a month's time.
Absolutely horrific fraud.
I think there are a lot of Caf members who continuously backed him despite poor results, horrendous stats, lack of patterns of play. The FA cup win emboldened them and they went further in the offseason.Do those who still believe in him actually believe in him, or are they doing it because they think believing in him is what they should be doing?
Cheers for the spot, I've corrected my original post to reflect that.
It doesn't just feel like things are getting worse than better, it's factually the case too it seems.
I'd actually be quite ok if he told me or the other fans "shut up, I got you the FA cup last year", it's bringing up this useless Carabao and making up the numbers "two trophies, only behind City" while suggesting that Carabao is as important as PL/CL, that I find rather insulting
Ruud is there for insurance. If ten Hag doesn't start getting the results and performances he could be gone pretty quickly.
Sir Gareth anyone?Get any other decent manager in and I promise you this team will look significantly better in a month's time.
Absolutely horrific fraud.
I don't know why we keep losing 2 or 3 of the first five matches every season under ETH.
Pre-season prep is horrible. Every season off on the back foot.
I think there are a lot of Caf members who continuously backed him despite poor results, horrendous stats, lack of patterns of play. The FA cup win emboldened them and they went further in the offseason.
Some people have a really hard time admitting they were wrong. Literally 2 days after the Palace debacle, there were Caf members on here deliriously defending the guy. They’ll slate every pundit, every opinion so they aren’t perceived as “wrong”.
650m later, 29 months later, they’ll continue to dig their holes.
My favorite part of the post match presser was when he said he wasn’t Harry Potter.
Delusional.
I think winning the league is extremely hard in this era, and we don't even qualify for the CL half the time and when we do we humiliated in the group stages for the most part.
Tellingly though, the one things that's stayed constant throughout the last decade is that the underlying stats have never rated us as a team. Even in seasons we've finished in the top 4 or second the underlying stats have suggested we're not as good as the table says. That to me, gives away the quality of the managers we've had at the club.
Season xPts (Expected Points) Actual Points Table Position xPts Position 23/24 44.24 60 8th 15th 22/23 66.4 75 3rd 5th 21/22 54.52 58 6th 8th 20/21 65.64 74 2nd 4th 19/20 70.99 66 3rd 4th 18/19 61.86 66 6th 4th 17/18 62.33 80 2nd 6th 16/17 70.89 69 6th 4th 15/16 56.44 66 5th 8th 14/15 63.03 70 4th 4th