Bloody hell, you've been dragged down together with the clubs standards. Apology reluctantly accepted.
Erik ten Hag | 2022/23 & 2023/24
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Bloody hell, you've been dragged down together with the clubs standards. Apology reluctantly accepted.
How many times do we think the camera will pan over to him talking about what a difficult job he has on his hands after McTominay misplaces his 4th pass to Fred?
If we get hammered his presentation to the media tomorrow will be interesting.
23rd May 2022
A legacy begins
A legacy begins
Just seen him in the stands. Damn he’s a stylish man. Think I’m developing a sight man crush.
Hey lads, meet your new manager.
Hello boys.
Hello boys.
Seeing this team play ETH needs 350 mil at least.
Yeah 350 billion
I don’t think he does. He just need Ralf to get fecked and stay out of the way.
Might not reappear second half. Crying in the toilets.
Oh shit. Hope he can't break the contract now.... 
Lighting a fire under him, (not that it was necessary) they had better look out.
A good immediate lesson for ETH that Lindelof+Maguire, Dalot, Telles and McFred are not viable long or short term options.
Wow, he is so not impressed. He has been shaking his head through out the game and visibly looks angry.
Good luck building around McTominay and Elanga 
Definitely an important lesson here for him.
Definitely an important lesson here for him.
Ask Mbappe for a loan.
Wonder if this is a reverse psychology master stroke from Ralf?
He needs at least six new players. Probably more.
Looking forward to his presser tomorrow. Hope he absolutely batters the squad with what he saw today.
Two starting midfielders are needed. It's embarrassing how teams just cut through our midfield like butter.
And someone has to tell Bruno how shit he has been and cut out his whining.
And someone has to tell Bruno how shit he has been and cut out his whining.
He sure does have his work cut out.
I was very confident about ETH but these players are in freefall now. Beyond pitiful display today. They should've been putting differences aside to help themselves avoid the conference and at least show some quality, even get a goal for heaven sake. It's not surprising though, I called out Brighton as our best shot in the match thread weeks before kickoff.
I hope Ralf is just that bad and a decent manager can quickly get some of these players turned around as we can't replace all them but they look like a bunch old car batteries stacked up in a garage that just need scrapping.
It's just not logical we can amass so many poor players. I'd even be happy to never see Lindelof again, sick of the sight of all our defenders and midfielders.
I hope Ralf is just that bad and a decent manager can quickly get some of these players turned around as we can't replace all them but they look like a bunch old car batteries stacked up in a garage that just need scrapping.
It's just not logical we can amass so many poor players. I'd even be happy to never see Lindelof again, sick of the sight of all our defenders and midfielders.
Bin the lot of them Eric they’re an absolute embarrassment to the club.
A shovel will do him no good. No, man will need a bulldozer to move all that shit.
He slowly realises this job will ruin his reputation.
He'll need a miracle to turn this tanker of shite that is Manchester United FC around.
To be fair, there are few things he needed to see for himself more than the Maguire-Lindelof and McFred combos, as well as Bruno being exceedingly wasteful. These are among our biggest problems. It only really missed Rashford being out there as well.
One game like today isn't going to change his mind and Murtough about how and why the squad will be changed.
They know who can do the basics and who can be trained. They'll get to see it for themselves soon.
EtH, van der Gaag, and McClaren all sat together. That's our 3 leaders moving forward.
Another disjointed and overall poor performance, but as always, some decent play and knowing what they can and can't do individually and as a collective.
They know who can do the basics and who can be trained. They'll get to see it for themselves soon.
EtH, van der Gaag, and McClaren all sat together. That's our 3 leaders moving forward.
Another disjointed and overall poor performance, but as always, some decent play and knowing what they can and can't do individually and as a collective.
Crack the whip, Erik. Clear this lot out one by one.
Make the ones who stay run day in and day out, and keep them in training until 10pm.
Make the ones who stay run day in and day out, and keep them in training until 10pm.
Hope he bins half of this squad. Minimum
Wonder if he'll go into the dressing room.
Imagine playing like that in front of your new manager. That's what he's up against
God help him. What a massive task he faces.
Relieved the season is over and Ten Hag is taking over from here. Would hope that now Ralf is stepping aside that Erik will get a media conference where we can listen to his ideas and aspirations going forwards. However, at this point, the team is not fit for purpose and he must be allowed to shape the team, and must have the right people behind him.
I think Ten Hag has his first press conference tomorrow.
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