English cricket thread

First saw him in the 10/11 Ashes series and thought he had the ugliest technique I'd seen in quite a while.

Amazing what he's gone on to do.
He still has the ugliest technique of all top level test batsman. I hate watching him bat.
 
So what are we on already for Umpiring mistakes?

Warner nicks it behind, Umpires say not out
Warner given lbw, missing
Khawaja nicks it behind, umpires say not out
Smith given lbw, missing
Wade out lbw, umpires say not out
Pattinson given out lbw, missing.

Anything else?

Where’s the guy who was seriously arguing with me in the World Cup thread that he didn’t understand what technology does better than human umpires :lol:
 
First saw him in the 10/11 Ashes series and thought he had the ugliest technique I'd seen in quite a while.

Amazing what he's gone on to do.

His technique is still ugly to be fair. He’s painful to watch, but in terms of the numbers he racks up, and the way he’s able to handle high pressure situations, he’s a magnificent batsman.
 
I remember when he was regarded as a "big hitting allrounder who could bowl leg spin".

Like you say, his rise has been immense.
Yeah think the leg-spin was always going to go wasn't it. Was just a way for him to get into the team. Right from the off he was batting in the top 6 and his bowling was pretty ordinary.

It's a bit of a shame the best batsman of our era is such an ugly player. There've been plenty of prettier players (M. Waugh, Rahane, Martyn, Bell) who have achieved nothing like what he has.
 
Yeah think the leg-spin was always going to go wasn't it. Was just a way for him to get into the team. Right from the off he was batting in the top 6 and his bowling was pretty ordinary.

It's a bit of a shame the best batsman of our era is such an ugly player. There've been plenty of prettier players (M. Waugh, Rahane, Martyn, Bell) who have achieved nothing like what he has.

Think he played a few games at 8 for them too.

Was always a bit of a nonsense mind as he was averaging 50 in the shield when he came in.
 
Oh he's still ugly as feck to watch. Just horrible smears seem to be how he gets 90% of his runs.

He just looks impossible to get out.
 
Think he played a few games at 8 for them too.

Was always a bit of a nonsense mind as he was averaging 50 in the shield when he came in.
They didn't have a top-class spinner back then did they. That was pre-Lyon, when people like Hauritz were playing. So I guess he was picked as an extra batting option, like Ali when he first played for England.
 
Love Mark Butcher but this clip of him playing Bob Dylan is going to get annoying if they play it all summer. His voice isn't good enough to stand up to constant repetition for the next six weeks.
 
Love Mark Butcher but this clip of him playing Bob Dylan is going to get annoying if they play it all summer. His voice isn't good enough to stand up to constant repetition for the next six weeks.

I was just thinking I am starting to get annoyed by this now.
 
I was just thinking I am starting to get annoyed by this now.
Haha it's not just me! Like I say, Butcher's great - he and Key are both excellent commentators and they should be used more. Just don't want to hear that song every five minutes for the rest of the series.
 
Haha it's not just me! Like I say, Butcher's great - he and Key are both excellent commentators and they should be used more. Just don't want to hear that song every five minutes for the rest of the series.

It's not terrible but it's high and he's straining a little to get there so once a day is enough.
 
Ruling out England getting skittled for sixty odd is brave.

As much as I'd like it to happen, can't see it. Typical English home performance i.e. you're hard to beat at home.

This feels eerily familiar to our 2014 test when we grinded out a total of around 200, and IIRC, Cook scored 295 in reply.
 
As much as I'd like it to happen, can't see it. Typical English home performance i.e. you're hard to beat at home.

This feels eerily familiar to our 2014 test when we grinded out a total of around 200, and IIRC, Cook scored 295 in reply.

The Aussies are pretty good at smashing us when we play them on flat pitches tbf.
 
Fantastic and worthy century from Smith. Zero impact from barmy army ribbing him with SandPaper gate.

He has so much more time than other batsman to play shots, can almost feel his brain working as the ball approaches his bat. Reminds me of how much time Rooney had on the ball when he was at his best.

Will score 500+ runs in this series.