You're blind, and not funny.Spoony said:
amolbhatia100 said:
Face it. He's better than anything you've ever produced. And you know it.
Monty > Harbajan and Kumble.
Monty has 2-72 on debut, with a better economy rate and average than your "best spinners in the world", as I think you were claiming.
We're quite happy with that.
We're quite happy with that.
I dont really produce spin bowlers but no hes not. Hes average, another Ashley Giles, he keeps a tight line and length but hes never going run through teams like those two can.Spoony said:
amolbhatia100 said:
If he's average. I wonder what your spinners are.
Monty - best spinner on show.
Harmison - the worst bowler on show.Spoony said:
amolbhatia100 said:
Harmo had a bad day. He'd still be the fastest bowler in the history of Indian cricket.
Slabber said:
He'd also be the tallest man in India.
Short arses.
amolbhatia100 said:
Took as many wickets as 'one of the best spinners in the world'. . .Kumble.
Slabber said:
They've got this really fast medium pacer.
Spoony said:
And one of the worst on todays evidence.Slabber said:
Spoony said:
amolbhatia100 said:
He'd be the first bowler picked in your team.
amolbhatia100 said:
The great thing about England bowling attack is that different players chip in at different times. Today was Hoggy's day.
For you, it was nappy day.
Lets not get serious here, Spooneys like to make his judgements based on wickets taken in one innings of a test match. So Sreesanth>Flintoff.Nate said:
What's happened to Zaheer Khan?amolbhatia100 said:
I have no idea what that meant.. must be something gay coming from you. FFS you may end up having a lead of less than 50, calm down.Slabber said:
amolbhatia100 said:
But Freddy would beat him in a fight.
Badly.
Freddy > Brusied up Sreesanth
Flintoff = World Cricketer of the Year
Amol = Biggest Nappy in Uttar Pradesh
Amol = Biggest Nappy in Uttar Pradesh
amolbhatia100 said:
Yes, I can see that it was really complicated...
I dont use spastic phrases like that.Slabber said:
So were in agreement right..? Four wickets to One. Sreesanth is better than Flintoff.
On a serious note, no. On turning tracks we would obviously pick a spinner ahead of him. On seaming conditions Pathan ahead of him ofcourse. Would be great support for Pathan though.Nate said:
amolbhatia100 said:
amolbhatia100 said:
Flintoff = World Cricketer of the Year
Amol = Biggest Nappy in Uttar Pradesh
Sreesanth is a break dancer. Fat Freddy would get tired of missing.Nate said:
amolbhatia100 said:
So breakdancing finally got to that part of the world then?
Will wonders never cease?
If culture can make it to Liverpool...Nate said:
I know. Just when i thought no one could be as spastic as Slabberetard, you came along.Nate said:
That Irfan bloke is pretty average, don't you lot think?
Just another one of those medium pacers, India keeps producing.
He's averaging more than 30, you know. About the same as Monty.
Just another one of those medium pacers, India keeps producing.
He's averaging more than 30, you know. About the same as Monty.
Nate said:
He's not a break dancer. He just suffers from epilepsy.
All this is getting a bit silly.
Anyway it was a good day's play. Top class test cricket.
What a relief from those bore-a-thon games in Pakistan.
Anyway it was a good day's play. Top class test cricket.
What a relief from those bore-a-thon games in Pakistan.
Red-Indian said:
Michael Kaif and Andrew Kumble had good games.
Slabber said:
feck how long are you going to keep that up?
In my defence, I was pretty sozzled last night. So much so that the Dubya thread in the Current Events forum seemed like a good idea at the time. Wouldn't have posted it sober. Too much detail about my real life.
Pathan averages the same as Harmison.Spoony said:
amolbhatia100 said:
Harmison is a former world number one.
amolbhatia100 said:
Harmison averages 28. Irfan averages 30.
amolbhatia100 said:
Don't fall for his stupid wind-ups.
Monty had a good debut.Getting Kaif and Tendulkar is a good one.The delivery to Kaif was a good one Kaif should've easily negated it though.
I hope Harbhajan Singh has one of his days tomorrow and pastes your bowling all over the park.I'd particularly like him to come down the track and smash Panesars face.
We have a tough task ahead of us..its going to need something very very special from our bowlers if we have to win this one...
Laxman's a fecking ass.
I'd take Harmison over Pathan as a bowler.I'd take both actually.Spoony said:
I'd get them to smash Panesars face too.
I watched some of this cricket while on holiday, and I must say I enjoyed it. The hats are a bit gay though, and it's far to complicated for my liking.
Why is there an Indian bloke in the English team? Is that some strange cricket rule?
Why is there an Indian bloke in the English team? Is that some strange cricket rule?