Dumbstar
We got another woman hater here.
Slabber said:I don't think their moustaches stopped growing while they were in the nets.
I see you understood my point then?
Slabber said:I don't think their moustaches stopped growing while they were in the nets.
crappycraperson said:Muppet, you have beaten most of the teams you mentioned on your home turf like us.
You did beat SA away I think, but that's similar to us beating Pakistan as in pitches in SA are familar to you.
The real different pitches for you are in subcontinent which teams like Australia realise, hence they give a lot of importance to winning in India.
Oh and we won in Zimbawe this year and hence broke the 20 year run thingy, although like Slabber said it shouldn't really count.
Spoony said:Watch out for some doctored spinning pitches in India.
But he will still get hammered by the Indians.Slabber said:And Warne can turn it on concrete
That really was shocking, even aussies commented that pitches favoured them.JazzG said:Well played Pakistan superb stuff by their bowlers. Shoaib really bowled well on a pitch that offered nothing to the fast bowlers. What a slower ball as well, not really the most well disguised slower ball you will see but his length was spot on, hence the way it looks like a beamer and dips right at the end.
That is normal though. The home team usually has conditions which suit them. They prepared pitches which would scuff up the ball thus bringing reverse swing into play, something they probably knew that many of the Australian batsman weren't familiar with hence them looking so clueless when playing it. Though some of the deliveries Jones and Flintoff pulled out even some of the best players of late reverse swing would have struggled against.
Even the Aussies have pitches that favour them. At the start of a test match the pitch will favour the fast men but by day 4 or 5 the pitch will get worse and Warne will come into play.
India will prepare the pitch to suit to their bowlers not England's bowlers. The whole point of playing away is to see whether the team can change their game to suit the conditions they are in. I wouldn't be surprised if they took England's main weapon (reverse swing) out of the equation by using the Kookaburra ball which has been used in this series. We have seen that this ball does not reverse swing much at all. They know England's batsman do not play spin well at all so they will probably have pitches that Kumble, Harbarjhan and Murali Kartik will excel on. Though last time the Aussies were playing they had some pitches which oddly enough favoured the Aussie bowlers, found that very strange....
crappycraperson said:But he will still get hammered by the Indians.
Whole thing about doctored pitches if crap, pitches on sub continent tend to be turning ones "naturally", infact to make them more pace friendly we need to doctor them by exporting sand or even ready made pitches from abroad. We exported a couple from NZ for our domestic competition.Slabber said:India just aren't that good. Good at home on doctored pitches. Crap everywhere else, except in Pakistan, which also has doctored pitches.
I'd ban them both from holding home tests until they sort the pitches out.
No bounce = no tests.
crappycraperson said:we need to doctor them by exporting sand
crappycraperson said:aussies said it was more important for them to win here than to win ashes.
I know it hurts but accept it aussie wanted to win here more than some over hyped trophy which they have been retaining with ease.Slabber said:Doesn't India have any sand?
If you believe that, you'll believe anything.
No bounce = no tests
Slabber said:No bounce = no tests
crappycraperson said:I know it hurts but accept it aussie wanted to win here more than some over hyped trophy which they have been retaining with ease.
Slabber said:They were saying it to wind up the English, and with a touch of arrogance after winning the Ashes for so long. You can bet your bottom dollar they'd take getting the Ashes back over everything else.
Spoony said:No one gives a stuff about India.
Slabber said:Not even the Indians. That's why it's such a shithole.
Slabber said:England beat SA in SA last time around. And we beat WI 3-0 away and 4-0 at home. You ignorant twat.
vijay said:Thats simply not enough. You must take more frequent trips to Zimababwe and West Indies to gain experience.
Slabber said:
Slabber said:I think Vijay is feeling lonely since he's been banned from the General and wants some attention.
Actually, if you do your homework, you'll find South African pitches are very similar to English ones.Spoony said:AND SA pitches are nothing like the ones in England. You're too young to understand, kid.
You're insecure about everything, aren't you?Spoony said:
England 1 - 0 India.
Gloryhunting Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaimeWibble said:Normal service resumed?
I feel much more English now.
Ern said:You're insecure about everything, aren't you?
Thank you for further illustrating my point.Spoony said:Yes. That's right.
Weirdo.
Ern said:Thank you for further illustrating my point.