Maybe we're keeping him locked up in a container that only Ed holds the key to, in case the bumbling fool manages to inadvertently kill himself?
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Maybe we're keeping him locked up in a container that only Ed holds the key to, in case the bumbling fool manages to inadvertently kill himself?
Such deal will require careful and complicated negotiations. We're talking of a 30m+ transfer here. Woody would certainly want to be the one pulling the strings on such deal.
Bolingbroke will feel quite brokenhearted.
feck you. I already made that joke 100 posts ago.
We've been here before lads. He's probably picked up a groin strain and in a few days
Moyes will call him back up to Joel Glazer, and then he'll ask to move.
How is Joel these days?
Moyes will call him back up to Joel Glazer, and then he'll ask to move.
How is Joel these days?
Whatever it is, hope it won't drag for 3 weeks of absolute horse shit.
And therefore it must be that?
I feel like I will become a broken record tonight but, Sir Alex didn't trust the media. Moyes doesn't mind it. If you think there won't be a slight change in how news is briefed then to be quite honest with your, I think you're fooling yourself.
Honestly I dont know however I cant see a 30m+ deal passing through without Woodward being present. He's our chief negotiator after all.
At United? A month. Hehehehe.
If they say its not about rooney, it probably isn't right now - hopefully an incoming... but after a few hours of him returning...Rooney will be the next thing...
I fear for this place if the incoming transfer is Baines or Garay.
We rejected a deal. Shouldn't he have been there for that?
If Chelsea want to sign him they can come to us. Do other clubs fly half way around the world to meet us when we want to sign their players?
2 very good players and either would be a good start to our serious summer business. Either would also perhaps encourage more players to come as a step in the right direction.
Hope it's not Shinji. I just bought his shirt.
Why not? Its a 30-35m deal we're talking about and not buying a roll of toilet paper
Nah, it's fairly easy to just say no. Negotiating a higher fee etc will probably need him there.
Bolingbrokeback Mountain...
It's nothing to do with Rooney. We're making a late bid for thiago 
Correct about Baines, not so sure about Garay. That's not how the caf will be reacting though
Each and everyone of you are absolute bastards!!
Because of all of you, I am now hooked on this thing you call "Muppetery" and I sat in the office today frantically pressing F5 on 4 different tabs for 4 different transfer threads....I'm gonna get fired
Because of all of you, I am now hooked on this thing you call "Muppetery" and I sat in the office today frantically pressing F5 on 4 different tabs for 4 different transfer threads....I'm gonna get fired
Yeah but we're not buying. Why would we go out of our way to meet them? They can come to us.
Because surely the deal will be made in either London or Manchester, not in Sydney.
United have acted a bit of a prick with their press releases, direct or indirect, this summer so far. I bet this is about Rooney.
Hope it wont be a 'value meal' that Gill and SAF were so obsessed with
Why? Is his blackberry broken? Maybe he lifted Moyes broken one by mistake when they flew out.
The club really should change their mobile provider.
I reckon he is feigning transfer news to traffic drugs...
To raise funds to sign Ronaldo
To raise funds to sign Ronaldo
Is there even anything to deal with Rooney? We rejected a bid this morning and that was that. Have Chelsea come back with another bid that needs him to fly back to the UK immediately? To be honest, feck knows where he's going to anyway
Yeah, I'm sure lots of £40M business deals get conducted via blackberry...
Next up: Red Knights finalise deal to buy Manchester United on whatsapp.
theres somebody running round manchester airport with a white blanket over himself waiting on a plane landing from australia and its not even halloween
You'll have more time for the caf then.I agree with the "why the feck can't Chelsea come to us" statements. It's a new signing lads, has to be!
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