Watched Jodorowsky’s Dune again the other day, and came to the conclusion that albeit obviously fascinating, it would’ve undoubtedly been an absolute mess had it ever been made.
Aside from the fact that his ‘interpretation’ was diametrically opposite to the theme of the book - making the whole messiah thing even more explicitly text than Lynch’s (and in a really silly way) or that all contemporary evidence points to his stunt cast (+ his own son as Paul) delivering shocking performances, but also because whilst everyone rightly focuses on the incredible spaceship designs, the actual costumes all looked ludicrously naff and would’ve dated it spectacularly.
They look okay as cartoons but once you try to imagine them as real things in the 1970s it becomes pure camp. I mean granted it’s not quite as bad as the Karate Kid here, but it’s not far off.
Lynch’s version actually had mostly better art direction - with the exception of the Giger/Harkonnen stuff. But then Alien is a much, much better thing to have come out of all that shit if you ask me.