Donald Trump - GUILTY!
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Mugshot will be a TIME cover
About time we get a mugshot. The only things missing after that would be handcuffs and a sizable police escort wherever he goes.
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Massive police escort, tiny police handcuffs.
"And you know when you put you hand on their head when your putting them in the car. Well don't be too nice".
Actually there would still be two things missing, the color coordinated jumpsuit to go with his overall pallor and the standard jail haircut
And the narcissist and cultists will treat it as an honor or symbol of martyrdom.
We are getting close to the image of trump without the two hour beauty regime. One clump of limp hair unfurled, hanging to the floor like spanish moss. Streaks etched through the layers of bronzer and foundation powder. Prison attire not designed to conceal the Depends.
Four inches smaller and 50lbs heavier. Blaming everyone but himself while his little tax dodging image leasing business is run in to bankruptcy by his asshole children.
Forget Cornell West or RFK JR. Maybe this guy will be the 3rd party candidate. The "Legal Fund for Trump" party would be a delightful splinter from the GOP.
And at least 25-30 million people in this country will vote for him because it's all an Jewish Antifa ploy to eat our children.
Four inches smaller and 50lbs heavier. Blaming everyone but himself while his little tax dodging image leasing business is run in to bankruptcy by his asshole children.
Forget Cornell West or RFK JR. Maybe this guy will be the 3rd party candidate. The "Legal Fund for Trump" party would be a delightful splinter from the GOP.
And at least 25-30 million people in this country will vote for him because it's all an Jewish Antifa ploy to eat our children.
Time would probably fecking use it for "Person of the Year"
What is Trumpnis?
I'm guessing it was meant to be typed Trump is.
Yep, N is directly above the spacebar.
Yeah!
Definitely worth serious consideration. Back on the police escort, I'd more than okay if those officers wear SWAT-like gear with balaclava masks to protect their identities, a bit like Mexican Federales do when they escort a captured drug lord.
In an orange jumpsuit that completely clashes with his fake tan.
Giuliani could have literally spent the rest of his days collecting on book publications and speaker fees to bask in the glory people heaped upon him following 9/11. And instead this will be his legacy.
That last line is next level passive aggressiveness.He's such a cool, smart guy. America's Mayor.
What makes it even better is that the sea can actually be parted when a Mistral-type wind blows in a certain direction & force that exposes the clay sea floor.
I knew he was sleazy cnut long before he was pulling his little election out from between his shriveled balls in the Borat movie. This is not surprising.
Yep, but as someone earlier commented, there would have been roadways, parks, schools, & possibly military ships named after him if he just kept his trap shut from 2005ish onwards.
@Moses have you been busy in your spare time?
It's really bizarre seeing someone go crazy like that. Had a reputation for cleaning up the mob in NYC, then is mayor during 9/11. Everything was seemingly looking good for him.
Top Cop Promises Trump Mugshot If He’s Arrested In Election Crimes Probe
https://www.mediaite.com/news/top-c...hot-if-hes-arrested-in-election-crimes-probe/
https://www.mediaite.com/news/top-c...hot-if-hes-arrested-in-election-crimes-probe/
For as much as they don't care about feelings his fans sure love to support someone who is emotionally unhinged at every step of the way.
Jesus of Nectarine
Exactly what a bribing drug trafficker would say…
Love how they're trying to frame this as a freedom of speech issue and not a conspiracy.
If his only defence is first amendment rights, he's totally fecked. Have they even read the indictments?
Finally I know what does the J stand for!
I'm hoping for the GOP artists to provide us with some entertaining paintings soon.
They have and they know but the show is for the MAGAs, who probably can't read an indictment.
Corrected that for you
More Giuliani transcripts...
Didn’t recall Sterling’s deposition being so tawdry.