And then ban him.
Do Manchester United need a dog?
- Thread starter horsechoker
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Absolutely 100%. Slap some bacon on some of our more lazier players shorts and unleash the American Bully. Watch the fitness levels shoot up.
We need @RedSky psychic dog
A pawfect prediction by my doggo.
Dogs name would be “happy chappy” when he arrives at the club.
After 2 weeks at United , he would stop playing with his favourite toy. No more wagging tail, excited to see people. A vet would be called and he would be diagnosed with no physical issue, just a dog who lost the will to live.
Vet would recommend putting him down as he would advise that the dog would most likely not recover from such an ordeal.
United would sack their manager and keep the dog for years.
Maybe if Poochetino becomes manager with Nicky Mutt as assistant
Lovely, lovely stuff.
Racist. Joke, l.o.l
Can’t believe we’ve made it to 5 pages on this thread and nobody has said Rio Furdinand. Its so obvious.
Could also have Denis Furwin.
This should win thread of the season. Good job 
Paul Barker
Paul Dogba
Spaniel James
Paul Pugba
good night
Paul Dogba
Spaniel James
Paul Pugba
good night
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UTDOG
Paw Gascoigne
Emily Husky
Gordon Setter Hill
Emily Husky
Gordon Setter Hill
We need a dog on the pitch.
Licha is that guy, but unfortunately he's always injured.
The other lads seem to be a bit on the soft side, that's why almost every team is dominating us physically.
Licha is that guy, but unfortunately he's always injured.
The other lads seem to be a bit on the soft side, that's why almost every team is dominating us physically.
John Cur-tis
Yap Stam
Nicky Butt-sniffer
Malamute Donaghy
Graeme Dogg
Maurice Setters
Yap Stam
Nicky Butt-sniffer
Malamute Donaghy
Graeme Dogg
Maurice Setters
Why is there so little activity in this thread?
Is it because of Sir Jim Ratcliff?
Our canine cup winners:
Mary Curps
Jayde Retriviere
Maya Le Terrier
Millie Pointer
Hannah Lundehundell
Doggie Zelem
Lisa Daachshund
Tazy Garcia
Scooby Toone
Russian Spaniel Williams
Huskey Lad
Akita Parris
Arf-ie Mannion
Irene Guau-rrero
Hinata Chiyahuawa
May The Great Dane be with them.
Is it because of Sir Jim Ratcliff?
Our canine cup winners:
Mary Curps
Jayde Retriviere
Maya Le Terrier
Millie Pointer
Hannah Lundehundell
Doggie Zelem
Lisa Daachshund
Tazy Garcia
Scooby Toone
Russian Spaniel Williams
Huskey Lad
Akita Parris
Arf-ie Mannion
Irene Guau-rrero
Hinata Chiyahuawa
May The Great Dane be with them.
So you're saying the women's team are dogs?
Bruno Schäfernandez
Doggie Mainoo
Chasemiro
Sofyan Amrabidat
Doggie Mainoo
Chasemiro
Sofyan Amrabidat
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Memphis Bouvier.
I'm bad at this
Wait, I got it! Chihuahuarito!
No?
I'm bad at this
Wait, I got it! Chihuahuarito!
No?
Wasnt it Mourinho who was asking for mad dogs? Maybe this was sort of what he meant
Poodle Van Nistelrooy
We’re all dogs.
Dimtar Barbet-ov
Terrier Cooke
Chris Beagles
Les Sealyham
Antonio Valenciano
And of course, let's not forget our own Serbian Hound in defence.
Terrier Cooke
Chris Beagles
Les Sealyham
Antonio Valenciano
And of course, let's not forget our own Serbian Hound in defence.
Joao Neves this summer. He's a Terrier in midfield
£120 Mil though! Are Benfica fur real?
£120 Mil though! Are Benfica fur real?
Rasmus Howlund is a better attacker than win.