Robin van Pinscher
Furbian Barkez
Ryan Digs
Luke Chewstick
Furbian Barkez
Ryan Digs
Luke Chewstick
Do Manchester United need a dog?
- Thread starter horsechoker
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The manager that got away:
Mauricio Poochettino
Mauricio Poochettino
Loved by Amadogus
Glazers wouldn't even leave a donation if we got one from the RSPCA.
Yes.
Ed the Deadwood
Avi the Leech
Ed the Deadwood
Avi the Leech
We’re not Wolverhampton.
It’s ok, we got Erik Dog Tag
He and Chain Rooney were a great partnership
Heh. Well done.
And of course we can’t forget Good Boy Keane.
Robbin Van Pawsie
If we can’t get a dog, I’ll settle for regular DOGSO’s, like we got against Forest.
Damn - that's much better!Erik ten Wag
There's a good chance we might see the Lindeloff-leash; Muttguire partnership again this year.
Has Darren Fetcher been mentioned yet?
With all these defensive issues, I really wish we had signed Kim Mangy
Surely we can find a spot on the coaching staff for Bastian Schweinhundsteiger and Kieran McKennell
Looks like the dog won't happen, going for Reguilon instead.
I just get the feeling that if we went out to get a dog, Murtough would go to the shop 20 times try and negotiate a price and fail. Then panic on the way home by a hamster, it would bite Ten Hag time he tried to pet it but they would both deny it in a press conference, it would then turn out to be sickly and need hamster surgery, we wouldn't have the right pet insurance, so we would take out a loan to pay for it which would make it so that we don't meet FFP, the hamster would then make a so called full recovery, the players would then draw straws to create a Rota as to who takes it home when. Garnacho draws first, him and the hamster have a hair dressing party, the hamster breaths in to much hair spray and dies. United are left paying the hamsters hospital bill for the next decade.
We would have to fatten the dog up so we could teach it to take a dump when we play poorly. Could potentially be quite expensive, so we would have to get him/her/them/they a sponsor.
That is quite the resemblance, clever!Looks like the dog won't happen, going for Reguilon instead.
Yes a fecking big nasty pit bull or American Bully, maybe two, keep them locked up in a room and when the Glazers pop over invite them to step in the office, ”after you sirs”, shut and lock door.
Oh not that sort of dog, oh well I still like my idea.
Oh not that sort of dog, oh well I still like my idea.
Was she the difference today?
I’m sad to say the Park chant is the first thing which came to my head. Unacceptable.
To the dog cage/house!
To the dog cage/house!
Probably not a good idea to get a dog at the club as it would only be a matter of time before somebody got done for beastiality.
Pretinha is amazing. I initially thought that she was just reacting to her owner’s excitement, but it genuinely looks like she follows and understands what’s happening on the pitch. Not sure if she’d get the intricacies of VAR though…
We need a Doberman waiting for them after every defeat.
They need an American Bully XL charging at them and then maybe they’ll start to fecking run.
Look how high up the pitch he wins the ball, he'd be fantastic in ten Hag's system
We've been playing hoofball for years, even turning our "modern keeper" into a hoofball artist.
Woofball > hoofball
It'd have to be an XL bully which we could set on the players.
Get a dog and call it 'Patch' because that's pretty much what we're doing with the team this season.
Should've gone to David Barkham
David Barkham
edit - damn it, should have read the whole thread first!
edit 2 - we would obviously have to feed any club dogs on Winalot.
edit - damn it, should have read the whole thread first!
edit 2 - we would obviously have to feed any club dogs on Winalot.
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Do you really want dog shite on the field?
cmon someone's got this easy tap in...
cmon someone's got this easy tap in...
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