Yeah, we need a dog.
1. Get a dog.
2. Sell shirts with the dog.
3. Profit!
4. Buy a striker.
1. Get a dog.
2. Sell shirts with the dog.
3. Profit!
4. Buy a striker.
Do Manchester United need a dog?
- Thread starter horsechoker
- Start date
Wonder if we can combine all of these puns and make a first 11.
Some other potentials:
Grrmanja Vidic
Petrice Evra
Pawl Scholes
We'll put in a bid.
Think about it for 2 months then overpay.
And it will produce shit on the turf.
Think about it for 2 months then overpay.
And it will produce shit on the turf.
i preferred the days of denis gnaw, ballby charlton and best friend.
I Wanna Be Your Dog
Darren Fetcher.
Dwight Yorkie.
Andy Collie.
Terrier Sheringham.
Doggie De Gea
Rex Ferdinand
Dwight Yorkie.
Andy Collie.
Terrier Sheringham.
Doggie De Gea
Rex Ferdinand
Agreed. Much prefer threads focusing on criticising the team or arse licking rival clubs instead.
We could get a dog to do that though.
If the ghost of Major can haunt Joel Glazer into selling us, all we’re waiting for is another Great Dane.
I’m gonna go against the grain of the thread and point out that there are several animals that research shows can affect and regulate emotional patterns in humans, and it makes great sense to use anything that can give marginal gains. I’ve been privy to therapeutical work with horses, and it can change the chemiatry of cooperation in very real ways.
Wout Waghorst
Bone-o Fernandes
Paul Dogba
Paul Barker
Andre Bone-ana
Bone-o Fernandes
Paul Dogba
Paul Barker
Andre Bone-ana
Dogaldo? Too soon?
Need? It is a MUST! Look at this derp..
Bark bark wherever you may be
You eat…
Everyone needs a dog tbh.
Ruffaël Varane
We need god
Barkus Rashford
We missed out on signing any Kane9
Depends on the following
1. Whats the transfer fees.
2. How many dog biscuits does it want.
Until personal terms are agreed, I don't trust any news that we are getting a dog.
1. Whats the transfer fees.
2. How many dog biscuits does it want.
Until personal terms are agreed, I don't trust any news that we are getting a dog.
Bone-ana
Wan Barksaka
Ruff Varane
Martynez
Duke Paw
Schatzimiro
Chason Hound/Scout
Gruntony
Barney Fernandes
Gnarlacho
Barcus Leashford
And we absolutely have to bring back Ben Amos!
Wan Barksaka
Ruff Varane
Martynez
Duke Paw
Schatzimiro
Chason Hound/Scout
Gruntony
Barney Fernandes
Gnarlacho
Barcus Leashford
And we absolutely have to bring back Ben Amos!
Luke Paw
Edit: damnit the poster above me got there first. Curse this cruel world.
Edit: damnit the poster above me got there first. Curse this cruel world.
I don't think so
Won the Ballon D'og in 2000
He's more like a Honey Badger.
Always thought of us as a cat club than a dog club
Marcus Catford
Arteta is so cringe
Robin van Poochie
Andrei Katchelskis
Manx Cat
Paul Lynx
He did not have catlike reflexes, but Tim Meoward
Absolutely. A DOG is essential to assist implementation of the manager’s philosophy and liaise with the recruitment team to ensure the right players are brought in. And, licking its own arse as well as everyone else’s.
100% we should have more than one dog at that. Really could light up Carrington.
Air Bud 3.
Nothing in the rules against a dog playing !
Nothing in the rules against a dog playing !
Got me thinking of Chihuahuarito, could do with a nifty little goalscorer like that
The Højlound of the Baskervilles.
First Arsenal, now this: West Ham consider bringing Kurt Zouma's cat back as a team cat
Leashandro Martinez
Phil Bones
Phil Bones