Dear Redcafe critics.

[Frosty]

Darcy. I think you're a musical genius of Jewish hating proportions.

He's the new Wagner.

Genius

This thread is insane...

 

[Christofaux]

Everyone, I am offering you a unique employment opportunity. If some of you could create myspace accounts, set profile to private, then comment my page with accolades, I will send you a share of the royalties via paypal.

 

[Mr Darcy]

I have given you all I can give you (My new track is 'WHEN THE NETWORKS GO DOWN XD2008) it is the final version of 'WHEN THE NETWORKS GO DOWN' from a few days ago. I made a new piano intro and I added some delay effect. I'm over this now. I don't care what people say, this track will change the world.

 

[Striker10]

I have given you all I can give you (My new track is 'WHEN THE NETWORKS GO DOWN XD2008) it is the final version of 'WHEN THE NETWORKS GO DOWN' from a few days ago. I made a new piano intro and I added some delay effect. I'm over this now. I don't care what people say, this track will change the world.

yeah, we'll all commit suicide

 

[cesc's_mullet]

you should make music like this:

 

[Mr Darcy]

tehs nothing there.

 

[Stemmy]

That might be his point....

 

[Mr Darcy]

but I thought it was Utube?

 

[Stemmy]

Just looks like the link ain't working Darcy

 

[Jopub]

......... 'WHEN THE NETWORKS GO DOWN' from a few days ago. I made a new piano intro and I added some delay effect. I'm over this now. I don't care what people say,


this track will change the world.

fkin brilliant

There are some threads, rare may they be, that have me nearly pissing in my pants

The 'Classics' is a calling

 

[Mr Darcy]

fkin brilliant

There are some threads, rare may they be, that have me nearly pissing in my pants

The 'Classics' is a calling

You mean with excitement?

 

[Sam]

What a thread.

 

[Diver]

Why the feck was this comedic genius* banned?

*By comedic genius I mean racist spacker

 

[2Bullish]

This thread is laugh out loud funny.

 

[Diver]

http://www.myspace.com/wesleyoakes

Good god i've heard his new tune.

It's brilliant. I think we were wrong to jest about him, his new song is amazing. The way his vocals are painfully out of tune (even with an autotune on) is incredible.

 

[Mihajlovic]

http://www.myspace.com/wesleyoakes

Good god i've heard his new tune.

It's brilliant. I think we were wrong to jest about him, his new song is amazing. The way his vocals are painfully out of tune (even with an autotune on) is incredible.

at 00:38 "as our world fades awaaaayyyyyy". Awesome track!

 

[Melbourne Red]

I still don't know how much irony was involved here, but it was fecking hilarious.

Check his myspace comments for a real laugh too.

 

[Diver]

I still don't know how much irony was involved here, but it was fecking hilarious.

Check his myspace comments for a real laugh too.

16 Jan 2009 01:58

do i even know u???

23 Jan 2009 23:00

look if u wanna be friends thats fine but stay of my case...weres that guy that luvz me were has he been?

7 Dec 2008 21:54

LOOK I LOVE HER AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE HER AND BY THE WAY SHE MAY NOT LOVE ME YET BUT 1DAY SHE WILL AND SHE LIKES MEE COZ I HAVE ALL BEBO PROFILES . AND SHES WITH MEE MAYBE & SHE WILL BE AFTER JUSTIN GASTON.

13 Dec 2008 17:13

look miley and i were talkin yesterday on myspace and iasked her am ihott and if she was single would she date me and she sed of course if u dnt beleev mee check my cmments shitass

? i havent even talked to you?

 

[The Flying Potato]

carl-baby-4-miley-baby's comments are pure loling comments

what a sad git

 

[Addict]

Bring Darcy back

 

[Addict]

I'l be surprised if there isn't a "Mr Darcy is a racist retard thread" soon.

 

[The Flying Potato]

I said that because of the irony.

 

[Addict]

Oh thought it was before

 

[Ramshock]

who the hell was this ballbag? let him back in

 

[adexkola]

Can I just say no Jewish girl has ever put a restraining order on me

I will say this, though. They're fit until they hit about twenty, if you like small girls, which I do. But then their arses balloon, big time. By the time they're thirty they're indistinguishable from their mothers.

However, this is only true of the Ashkenazi ones. The Sephardis/Mizrahis stay young-looking for ages.

I'm allowed to say this cos I'm Jewish

I hope this helps.

That is bollocks. Their asses are generally as flat as pancakes, and remain like this throughout. The women look fit though, even wearing modest dressing.

I'm allowed to say this because I live right next to a predominantly Jewish neighborhood

I hope this helps

 

[Crustanoid]

I have posted my music on here before. Some liked it, but others were disdainful. "Boring, used the same melody the whole time", "needed more layers" etc.

I thought I would explain myself, I am trying to get out of my depressive phase. If you get a chance tell me what you think of my new track, 'Die and Live'. I did it after I came out of jail. I was in jail for one night after my ex girlfriend (a Jew) called the cops when I called her, thus violating a protection order against me. It's a nothing case, she has no case really, but she's really angry with me, and I just wanted to find out if things were getting better or not, but no, and I got arrested (I'm not talking shit, it was horrible, and they kept me overnight, cos they said "maybe you will go looking for her, and we can't have that. The one female cop said, you must learn your lesson. It was really shit, a small cell, bread and water(which I threw on the floor, as a 'feck you' gesture. I nearly went mad in there. Ah so I made this song, it feels like a sad one, and yeah, I was really sad when I made it.

fecking hell - racism, stalking and playing the hard man all in one post. What a likeable chap

Bet his music sucked arse as well