Dear Redcafe critics.

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His first track is fecking grim. The third one is a slight improvement.
 
My new track is called 'Where We Like To Chill'

Now let me say this. I am artsy. I do not live in the third world. I'm better than Christofaux. There I feel better already.
 
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Your username is grammatically wrong, it should read "Mr. Darcy", not "Mr Darcy".

You're proper scum you are.
 
Dear Redcafe critics. My latest work is called 'We Are The Centre Of The Universe'. I am going to take a holiday now, so you will have to make do with this one until I return (to making music). I will however still be posting on these forums, where you may find me offering my expert opinion on football related matters in the 'Football Forums'

Seeing as I am in a good mood I'm going to make it easy for you this time by posting a link to what is otherwise a TOP SECRET musical project. You lucky people are being offered the chance to hear musical history in the making. Enjoy!

http://www.myspace.com/wesleyoakes
 
Mr Darcy said:
Dear Redcafe critics. My latest work is called 'We Are The Centre Of The Universe'. I am going to take a holiday now, so you will have to make do with this one until I return (to making music). I will however still be posting on these forums, where you may find me offering my expert opinion on football related matters in the 'Football Forums'

Seeing as I am in a good mood I'm going to make it easy for you this time by posting a link to what is otherwise a TOP SECRET musical project. You lucky people are being offered the chance to hear musical history in the making. Enjoy!

http://www.myspace.com/wesleyoakes
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In the words of Jim Carrey from Dumb & Dumber

"You Are One Pathetic Loser!"
 
Ok mr oakes let me raise this to you.

Your page, and my bands page have been around for the same amount of time. Your music has had 2,881 plays, most of which probably came from here.


Our band has had 17, 385 plays and we havent had music up for ages due to recording. You think you're going on a world tour in 2011?
 
Faux pas. This man has been around the universe!

Everyone you can always find me here, but if I don't reply to your message in good time, it's cos I get so many. I have only 160 plus friends on my list, but I have 6789 requests which I am glad to look at, but there is no way I want to be everyone's friend. I'm just not that kind of guy. BTW My new song is online! I made it especially for my top friends cos we are a group of super beings who go by the name of 'The Special Six' It is a musical depiction of a place located in our surrounding constellation where we 'The Special Six', having the ability to navigate space without aid of spacecraft, have held meetings upon the not to distant nebula belt just outside of the earths orbital range. There my friend Jesikuh said "This is, like, such a cool place to chill. And I said yes, you're right, this is 'where we like to chill' isn't it? My new song is 'Where We Like To Chill'

http://www.myspace.com/wesleyoakes
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Great work mate keep it up . . would like to hear more of these adventures if I'm honest....
 
Christofaux said:
Ok mr oakes let me raise this to you.

Your page, and my bands page have been around for the same amount of time. Your music has had 2,881 plays, most of which probably came from here.


Our band has had 17, 385 plays and we havent had music up for ages due to recording. You think you're going on a world tour in 2011?
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What's your band's page?
 
olesmyhero said:
What's your band's page?
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www.myspace.com/kamikazesupermodel

No tracks up at the moment we took them down as they are 2 years old, We are recording a 3 track demo this saturday so there should be some newies up in a week or two.

I know it sounds Mr Darcy-esq but there will be tracks in a week or 2 :P We only got a new durmmer about a month ago and we were on hiatus before that.

edit: actually if you click videos we recorded ourselves at practice. Sounds quality is rubbish but you get a general idea of what the music is like. The singing seems too muffled and then when he goes loud it gets distorted because its a dodgy camera microphone.
 
Christofaux said:
Ok mr oakes let me raise this to you.

Your page, and my bands page have been around for the same amount of time. Your music has had 2,881 plays, most of which probably came from here.


Our band has had 17, 385 plays and we havent had music up for ages due to recording. You think you're going on a world tour in 2011?
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That's very nice. You have a lot to be proud about!
 
BTW those plays are since September 2008. I never put any tracks up, or even really used my myspace page in before then, i merely created it to avoid losing the URL in case there was another artist with the same name, or indeed one who attempted to steal my name in an absurd attempt at fame. Now bugger off.
 
Mr Darcy said:
BTW those plays are since September 2008. I never put any tracks up, or even really used my myspace page in before then, i merely created it to avoid losing the URL in case there was another artist with the same name, or indeed one who attempted to steal my name in an absurd attempt at fame. Now bugger off.
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Foiled. :(
 
Mr Darcy said:
BTW those plays are since September 2008. I never put any tracks up, or even really used my myspace page in before then, i merely created it to avoid losing the URL in case there was another artist with the same name, or indeed one who attempted to steal my name in an absurd attempt at fame. Now bugger off.
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Its more your absurd attempt to create music, you spend what 1 hour one afternoon making a track in some music generator and you think its awesome... hope this helps.

Let me know when your selling tickets to your sydney show.
 
Everyone, I am offering you a unique employment opportunity. If some of you could create myspace accounts, set profile to private, then comment my page with accolades, I will send you a share of the royalties via paypal.
 
He only comes on here to plug his shite music. I think he should feck off tbh
 
Solius please help me, I think you would soon see that its better to help people than to be rude.
 
I don't want to help you. Your music is pants, you need psychiatric help and the fact that you are trying to entice people with money to put positive comments on your myspace page shows how desperate you are.

Nutjob.
 
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