Smokescreen
Make people think he’s good, when in actual fact he’s a donkey.
Oldest trick in the book.
Darwin Núñez | Liverpool player | Fighter
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Make people think he’s good, when in actual fact he’s a donkey.
Oldest trick in the book.
Can we post that brilliant scouse singing that brilliant song every time he scores?
Spending all his goals before the seasons even started. What an idiot.
Goalie pushed that in too 
4 goals now! Used up his entire seasons goal tally on a friendly!
I see them Germans doing their brethren a favor.
Well at least he’s found a league that’s his level now.
Whatever are we going to talk about now?
Having just seen the goals, incredibly underwhelming hat trick.
4 in 3
He's a decent runner off the ball, you have to give him that.
But only one of those goals was actually any good, and it was against a high line defence that have him plenty of room. I don't see how a penalty, a tap in and a shot aimed right at a keeper who fecks up is going to make up for his other donkey work. You need to do better than that before "owning" the mockers.
But only one of those goals was actually any good, and it was against a high line defence that have him plenty of room. I don't see how a penalty, a tap in and a shot aimed right at a keeper who fecks up is going to make up for his other donkey work. You need to do better than that before "owning" the mockers.
no, it’s darwin nunez. almost impossible to tell them apart unless you have a trained eye. i tend to remember them with this handy trick that 80% of ceos don’t want you to know about; pele is the one who played for brazil in the 70s and is widely regarded as one of the greatest to play the game. nunez once had a couple of good games for benfica
Probably about how bad he looked against Fulham and how you’d have been better off signing Mitrovic
aye. i have to say that i really admire the way he stands on his feet all the times he isn’t falling over.
That was a long banter era.
Blimey, this thread has certainly rattled the scousers. They must have been furiously pressing refresh last 1 hour.
"Scorer of Quadruple" that title ..Darwin Nunez - The thin Lukaku (LOL)
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The real quadruple
The title
Pre season matters again now according to twitter
Oh well, even clumsy players like him have a good day.
Ahh this was the quadruple they were after!
It's more than that though. At times he seems to be able to move those legs in a locomotive type motion, moving him forward in various directions seemingly at will.
What happened to the ‘it’s only pre season’ or does that only occur when it’s us?
Now, now rimaldo. We're not allowed to make fun of him anymore because he scored four goals in a friendly against a team that practically begged Liverpool to press them.
Counting how many Premier League titles you have? Iol burnYou don't want to know what I was doing with the other hand.
You don't want to know what I was doing with the other hand.
frantically hoping nunez didn’t score any more so you could keep count, i’d imagine.
It is only pre-season. I'm waiting to see how he does when the season actually starts. Today was a nice confidence boost but that's all.
Liverpool fans will start to overrate him now, will be calling for him to win the Ballon d'Or
It did burn a bit when I pulled it out.
Couldn’t agree more, his instinct in penalty box area is unusual. Such a hell of predator
He needs to improve a lot in passing and ball-retention.
i’m very pro ninez. how can i not be? it must be nice to have an expensive, greasy haired striker who at least bothers to turn up and stink the place out, rather than doing it from his portuguese grief hole.
I bet his cock is massive too.
That seems to be the sum of what he is at the moment, a poacher/goal scorer in the box. His all round play needs a lot of improvement.