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Amazing 
The black art of propaganda. I wonder what their record was in the 30s. Did Geobbels learn from the Daily Heil or vice versa ?
Well they did support the Nazi's for a while in the 30s, so they probably learned from each other
I think it's hilarious that they are so angry about it they are prepared to make themselves look even more of an idiot with typos.
Alright Guv?
Generate your own Daily Mail headlines.
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
Some I just generated
WILL DUMBING-DOWN KILL THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
HAVE GYPSIES GIVEN TAXPAYERS' MONEY CANCER?
HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS DEFRAUDED YOUR PENSION?
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
Some I just generated
WILL DUMBING-DOWN KILL THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
HAVE GYPSIES GIVEN TAXPAYERS' MONEY CANCER?
HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS DEFRAUDED YOUR PENSION?
COULD THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT INFECT BRITAIN'S FARMERS WITH AIDS?
COULD THE EURO MAKE YOUR PETS IMPOTENT?
WILL FACEBOOK MAKE BRITAIN'S SWANS OBESE?
ARE TEACHERS GIVING HOUSE PRICES DIABETES?
COULD THE EURO MAKE YOUR PETS IMPOTENT?
WILL FACEBOOK MAKE BRITAIN'S SWANS OBESE?
ARE TEACHERS GIVING HOUSE PRICES DIABETES?
WILL CHAVS GIVE THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?
HAS THE E.U. STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF THE ROYAL FAMILY?
IS FEMINISM INFECTING DRIVERS WITH AIDS?
HAS THE E.U. STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF THE ROYAL FAMILY?
IS FEMINISM INFECTING DRIVERS WITH AIDS?
IS THE BBC MOLESTING THE BRITISH PEOPLE?
ARE MUSLIMS GIVING YOUR PETS CANCER?
ARE PAEDOPHILES DESTROYING BRITAIN'S SWANS?
All sound like legit headlines.
ARE MUSLIMS GIVING YOUR PETS CANCER?
ARE PAEDOPHILES DESTROYING BRITAIN'S SWANS?
All sound like legit headlines.
Is this a simulated headline generator or are they just taken from the archives?
COULD CHAVS DEVALUE THE MIDDLE CLASS?
HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS MADE HARD-WORKING FAMILIES IMPOTENT?
HAVE FERAL CHILDREN DEFRAUDED THE QUEEN?
IS BINGE DRINKING GIVING MIDDLE BRITAIN DIABETES? (Actually, that one could be legit)
DIANA, DIANA, DIANA, DIANA, DIANA
HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS MADE HARD-WORKING FAMILIES IMPOTENT?
HAVE FERAL CHILDREN DEFRAUDED THE QUEEN?
IS BINGE DRINKING GIVING MIDDLE BRITAIN DIABETES? (Actually, that one could be legit)
DIANA, DIANA, DIANA, DIANA, DIANA
COULD THE GERMANS INFECT THE COUNTRYSIDE WITH AIDS?
COULD IMMIGRANTS IMPREGNATE HOMEOWNERS?
COULD MUSLIMS HAVE SEX WITH THE CHURCH?
COULD THE POLES GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS SWINE FLU?
They all seem quite similar to headlines posted by Jippy in my opinion.
COULD IMMIGRANTS IMPREGNATE HOMEOWNERS?
COULD MUSLIMS HAVE SEX WITH THE CHURCH?
COULD THE POLES GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS SWINE FLU?
They all seem quite similar to headlines posted by Jippy in my opinion.
Missing Clapping SmileyLineker getting Walkers to boycott the Sun too.
Edit to say I just saw your thread
@mods we REALLY do need some form of emoji overhaul!
A clapping one is needed because the dribble just doesn't cut it sometimes!
WRITER ON BENEFITS WASTES YOUR TAXES ON SCANTILY-CLAD STUDENTS
The Diana one - it's nearly 20 years since that poor woman died. They should just leave it now. It'll run out of steam on its own eventually, as there'll be more people alive who don't even remember her than there will be middle-aged conspiracy-theorist ghouls.
*waves*
Do the daily mail support Trump?
You actually do this though, don't you?
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Not really, chief. The EU did make me impotent though.Colly said:
@Nick 0208 Ldn
Stuff like this is why you cannot have a mass-appeal left. It will never break through the media barriers.
Stuff like this is why you cannot have a mass-appeal left. It will never break through the media barriers.
Absolute cnuts.
Wow.
Are you referring to the Daily Mail or the Mair case?
I don't read the Daily Mail at all, not in print or online.
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Detestable cnuts.
Yes, apart from you. You'll never be a ghoul.I don't get it. Isn't this thread about DM being twats? That heading/sub-heads all seem reasonable enough. Or am I missing something?
Well, when you have two pieces of information, one that he had a remain leaflet in his possession, the other that he shouted things long the line of "keep Britain first" when he murdered her, there's only one real intent I can see that would lead you to include the former in your headline rather than the latter (indeed, they kept that piece of info out of even the subheadings).
I feel like I'm going mad here! I really can't see the problem with this? I haven't read the article. What are they leaving out that's important?
The politically motivated murder of a pro-Remain MP by a white supremacist?
They're deliberately attempting to associate him with anti-Brexit to, at least, suggest he was mental and erratic and not politically motivated.
But they say he was politically motivated. They even quote him as saying exactly that. This is so strange. Am I seeing a different image that's cached on my phone?!?
To quote reddit. Can someone please Explain Like I'm Five?
They are trying to portray him as being anti-Brexit, presumably due to their own stance.
By inferring he was taking two contrary stances (anti and pro Brexit) without ever actually stating it, they undermine his self confessed "political activism" position by subtly suggesting he was inconsistent and mental. At least that's how I read it.
Oh fuuuuuuuuck. My dysfunctional grey matter had flipped anti-Brexit into being pro leaving the EU. Monumental brainfart on my part. As you were, gents. Thanks for your patience.