Daily Mail

This is awful:
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So one of them is an expert on European law, one was deemed good enough at his job to be paid millions by government departments and at least the last one's not a closeted xenophobic fence sitter. Sounds like it was put in the hands of the right people to me.
 
So one of them is an expert on European law, one was deemed good enough at his job to be paid millions by government departments and at least the last one's not a closeted xenophobic fence sitter. Sounds like it was put in the hands of the right people to me.

Yeah but it's one of them has connections with EUROPE...
 
Ignoring for a moment the absurdity of their issues with the first two judges, how exactly are they trying to make the sexual leanings of the third relevant?

He's gay therefore, what? He shouldn't be a judge? He shouldn't be listened to?
 
Ignoring for a moment the absurdity of their issues with the first two judges, how exactly are they trying to make the sexual leanings of the third relevant?

He's gay therefore, what? He shouldn't be a judge? He shouldn't be listened to?
Don't be thick Nick, gay people like the Eurovision song contest ergo, he must be biased in this judgement. The Mail have a right to be upset and the more upset they get, the happier I become.

Yeah but it's one of them has connections with EUROPE...

Of course, I'd missed the capitals at first. It's that EUROPE he was connected to. The Mail are right (far right), it must be some commie, pinko, liberal conspiracy.
 
Ignoring for a moment the absurdity of their issues with the first two judges, how exactly are they trying to make the sexual leanings of the third relevant?

He's gay therefore, what? He shouldn't be a judge? He shouldn't be listened to?
They are appealing to the views of their readership...
 
An ex Olympic fencer? What a bastard!
That's what I thought! Gina Miller is taking a real bashing too. Tbf, she is a fiercely persistent self-publicist, who is always on a soapbox banging on about something or other.
 
I would also give Gina Miller a good bashing ;)
Really? Knowing her from the industry, you wouldn't. Her and her bloke Alan are an odd couple. Google him- he had a very expensive divorce to marry her years back. Front page of the Standard stuff.
 
Do the headline writers at the Daily Heil use "eeny meeny miny moe" to determine which word will randomly be in all caps?

There's a few keywords that they have to write in caps no matter what, and it's probably the words their readers emphasise when they rant to their friends about something that they hate when their attention is not being occupied by Ginsters pasties or lifting their belly folds. EUROPE, IMMIGRANT, BENEFITS, etc.
 
I really hope this paper goes the way of the NOTW. Would genuinely have a night out to celebrate.
 
If the Mail was a person they would be having an aneurysm at the moment. A character assassinating xenophobic aneurysm. Followed by a toddler strop, face down screaming snot covered strop.
 
It would be a great day indeed.
This thread would die though:(
I do understand why the DMreporter twitter bloke needed a six week break to cleanse his soul though.
We need more brooms being snapped in Derbyshire for a bit of welcome levity.
 
Think I've somehow warped back into the 1870s.

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This isn't even funny any more. Ghosts, house prices, everything causing or preventing cancer is mental but harmless. Deliberately inciting civil unrest and attacking social cohesion based on ludicrously aggressive partizan spin to generate revenue is appallingly irresponsible.
 
I have utter contempt for news papers such as the Dail Mail because what they do is sowing hatred and xenophobia into peoples minds. These judges only did their duty and now they are being pointed out as traitors. The Daily Mail wrote that they are out of touch, that is ironic to say the least. The editors should be held accountable for inciting violence if any of the judges gets assaulted because of what they wrote. I feel bad for the British people as they seem to be on a trajectory into a ethical hell hole with news papers like the Daily Mail leading the charge.
 
This isn't even funny any more. Ghosts, house prices, everything causing or preventing cancer is mental but harmless. Deliberately inciting civil unrest and attacking social cohesion based on ludicrously aggressive partizan spin to generate revenue is appallingly irresponsible.

It isn't funny, you're right. It's influence is too great to downplay as triflingly amusing at the moment.