Daily Mail

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For all of its (many) faults, I do like the way it trolls its own readers with William Hanson's column.

'If you wear Adidas, you're a wannabe chav': Etiquette expert William Hanson reveals what your TRAINERS say about you (as he admits he's finally embraced the 'leisure shoe')
  • William Hanson has come forward and admitted he has discovered trainers
  • His pair are grey, made from suede and mesh and have an 'EVA midsole'
  • He even admits more people should start wearing them when appropriate

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...y-admits-s-finally-embraced-leisure-shoe.html

However comfortable the shoes, I was worried I may begin behaving differently. What if I started dropping my consonants in conversations with clients? Or tried to fist bump a Duke? Would I feel the urge to happy slap the man on the deli counter in Waitrose?

 
However comfortable the shoes, I was worried I may begin behaving differently. What if I started dropping my consonants in conversations with clients? Or tried to fist bump a Duke? Would I feel the urge to happy slap the man on the deli counter in Waitrose?
:lol:

"Not only have I worn the trainers, boldly, around the supermarket, but the other day I even wore them to a business meeting."

Mad cnut.
 
The headline suggests that Jo literally refused to help him. The correct way to write that section of the headline would surely be something like this: 'Terrorist thought property could end up being occupied by an immigrant family, and that the MP wouldn't help him'. This 'mistake' isn't accidental, knowing the Mail.
 
The headline suggests that Jo literally refused to help him. The correct way to write that section of the headline would surely be something like this: 'Terrorist thought property could end up being occupied by an immigrant family, and that the MP wouldn't help him'. This 'mistake' isn't accidental, knowing the Mail.
Not sure. It does say he thought she wouldn't help. Could be a bit clearer I guess.
 
Jesus fecking Christ...that's beyond awful. Like, yeah, this makes some of the nasty stuff do look like cuddly endorsements. Incredible.
 
I've read that a cocktail called the Sazerac costs 5,000 quid in the Savoy hotel :eek:. Can this be true ? If so, talk about a disconnection between national and personal prosperity !
 
The mail comments section is a stain on the internet, the people who write them are the absolute worst.
 
It's been normalised by recent political events and these 'people' now feel like it's ok to be a cnut.

And yet recent events wouldn't have been possible without the Mail (& ilk) and their nefarious normalising of complete bollocks, for the benefit of these very same 'people'.

It's a vicious circle of sheer cuntery.
 
And yet recent events wouldn't have been possible without the Mail (& ilk) and their nefarious normalising of complete bollocks, for the benefit of these very same 'people'.

It's a vicious circle of sheer cuntery.
Sadly true.
 
By positioning the article on page 30, the Mail's bosses may be implying that a) they sympathise with Mair's perspective, and b) the murder wasn't all that important.
 
Racist cnuts.

Aren't those moderated comments as well? Meaning the site staff are ok with them?
 
Mail Sport said:
Could Crystal Palace’s atrocious start to the season have anything to do with manager Alan Pardew moving two white budgies out of his office to other areas of the training ground including the canteen?
:lol:
 
Strike a pose! Irate bodybuilder flattens a judge and whips out his penis in protest after losing international competition


Onlookers tried to reason with the shirtless muscleman, but continued screaming in protest.
Evolution of Body Building cited reports that he later pulled out his penis, but this was not shown in the video.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...protest-losing-international-competition.html