Impressive either way, tbf
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Impressive either way, tbf
I'm never having dinner at her place.
She should host pot-holing activity days up her anus.
Urgh, that's disturbing.
Not as disturbing as the comments about them being democrats and multiple voters.
You still would though.
she looks like my mates missus
Your 'mate'. I assumed it was a ****** with those veiny arms and the hair looks like wig.
I bet she'd rock your world for $50 and a cup of coffee.
More like $20. That bloke who got shot in the face looks seriously fecked up.
$20 for a nosh. I'd want full service. Bet she wriggles like a bag of snakes.
yep that sounds about right. apart from the veins maybe, due to the smack. before he got with her i saw her trying to sell knock off t-shirts at 7:30am in my local. we have warned him away but he's on the rebound so we'll leave him be for now as long as he doesn't ask for his spare key back from me.
edit: god seeing it in writing is an eye opener
shamblesThose grimey fingers figging into the base of your cock. That infamous homeless woman in my tagline was at least fairly clean.
Your missus would not be impressed walking in on your mate banging a homeless lass on your couch tbf.yep that sounds about right. apart from the veins maybe, due to the smack. before he got with her i saw her trying to sell knock off t-shirts at 7:30am in my local. we have warned him away but he's on the rebound so we'll leave him be for now as long as he doesn't ask for his spare key back from me.
edit: god seeing it in writing is an eye opener
She doesn't have a very impressive bit of cardboard.
if my missus was still with me she'd leave me all over again
The ultimate bad hair day: Woman ends up in hospital after 'confusing builder’s foam with her hair mousse'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3253557/The-ultimate-bad-hair-day-Woman-ends-hospital-confusing-builder-s-foam-hair-mousse.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3253557/The-ultimate-bad-hair-day-Woman-ends-hospital-confusing-builder-s-foam-hair-mousse.html
Why do you need to go to hospital for that? Surely you can wash it out?The ultimate bad hair day: Woman ends up in hospital after 'confusing builder’s foam with her hair mousse'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3253557/The-ultimate-bad-hair-day-Woman-ends-hospital-confusing-builder-s-foam-hair-mousse.html
If it's the stuff I think it is, no. Put that on your head and you're in for a very bad day.
She looks pretty glum tbf. Not exactly a medical emergency though. Immigrants crippling the NHS etc...oh, most nurses are from overseas.
Guaranteed thats going to become a Halloween costume in 3 weeks time.The ultimate bad hair day: Woman ends up in hospital after 'confusing builder’s foam with her hair mousse'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3253557/The-ultimate-bad-hair-day-Woman-ends-hospital-confusing-builder-s-foam-hair-mousse.html
Would you let her shove it up your arse (with lube)?
Not a chance. It will have to be cut out. So a hairdresser would be a better bet than a hospital.
That picture's well over a year old anyway. Slow news day at The Mail. Guess they're desperate to find some content to distract from Theresa May and brexit fecking the economy.
fantastic work, great photos!
Outrage in Watford over a wonky road sign.
http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/ne...of_Watford_makes_town_a____laughing_stock___/
http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/ne...of_Watford_makes_town_a____laughing_stock___/
I'm assuming they nicked C, U, N, T, stumped by the other two letters.Community centre sign is targeted by vandals again
AN OBSCENE word was spelt out on the front of Professor Shaw Community Centre in St Martin’s by thieves who stole six letters from its sign.
http://guernseypress.com/news/2016/...argeted-by-vandals-again/#bPZcLLTYFfEOpoLR.99
Mature beyond their years: More fears over real age of 'child migrants' coming from Calais as facial recognition analysis shows one may be as old as THIRTY-EIGHT
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-real-age-child-migrants-arriving-Calais.html
The "facial recognition analysis" in the headline literally amounts to using this novelty site: https://how-old.net
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-real-age-child-migrants-arriving-Calais.html
The "facial recognition analysis" in the headline literally amounts to using this novelty site: https://how-old.net
Also the contrast between these two articles
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ght-glitzy-premiere-Ken-Loach-s-new-film.html
"CORBYN SPENDS ANOTHER NIGHT ON THE RED CARPET THE SOCIALIST HYPOCRITE"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ills-reception-Olympic-Paralympic-heroes.html
"Ooooh look at the Royals in their palace all dressed up nicely greeting people. And Kate who we adore because of who she married is wearing a lovely £2.5k dress, isn't that great. And it's so patriotic because it has poppies on it. I bet Corbyn won't even wear a poppy. He certainly won't wear an outfit covered in them, the traitor"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ght-glitzy-premiere-Ken-Loach-s-new-film.html
"CORBYN SPENDS ANOTHER NIGHT ON THE RED CARPET THE SOCIALIST HYPOCRITE"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ills-reception-Olympic-Paralympic-heroes.html
"Ooooh look at the Royals in their palace all dressed up nicely greeting people. And Kate who we adore because of who she married is wearing a lovely £2.5k dress, isn't that great. And it's so patriotic because it has poppies on it. I bet Corbyn won't even wear a poppy. He certainly won't wear an outfit covered in them, the traitor"
Why did I read the comments? Don't know why I do this to myself. I'm tempted to stop following that DM reporter and Sun apologies accounts on Twitter because even though they are ripping the piss out of them they still make me so angry with the things and comments they highlight.
I'm genuinely starting to hate a lot of English people.
Then you get this one- mixed messages.
EXCLUSIVE - 'Please let me come to England': Ten-year-old stranded alone in Calais Jungle begs British official for help but is DENIED entry because he has no family in UK
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-DENIED-entry-no-family-UK.html#ixzz4NWaUuhpG
They are but it makes my blood boil reading the comments they post.
People using their actual names, with photographs of them smiling with their families as avatars, delighting in the death of blameless people because they work for an organisation they blame for allowing other people, that they hate because they're different, into their country. They literally have no shame. May their property prices plummet.
Same people complaining that 'political correctness has gone mad' in 5...4...
Surely it is now beyond doubt that anyone who voluntarily reads the Mail is an evil cnut? Doubly so if they believe a single word they publish?