Daily Mail

This story is great, from the guy moaning about the fact his Nazi flag had 'only been up for two minutes' before people started complaining, to his 'I'd not thought of it like that' defence when it was explained that the aforementioned Nazi flag, and his Confederate one, might give people the impression he is a massive racist. Er, his mate is though, apparently.


Man with Nazi flag at his Cheltenham home denies he is racist

"I have a friend who is racist, but I'm not. He dresses in camouflage and says 'get them out, get them out'."

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http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...he-is-racist/story-29556560-detail/story.html
 
Jippy said:
This story is great, from the guy moaning about the fact his Nazi flag had 'only been up for two minutes' before people started complaining, to his 'I'd not thought of it like that' defence when it was explained that the aforementioned Nazi flag, and his Confederate one, might give people the impression he is a massive racist. Er, his mate is though, apparently.


Man with Nazi flag at his Cheltenham home denies he is racist

"I have a friend who is racist, but I'm not. He dresses in camouflage and says 'get them out, get them out'."

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http://www.gloucestershirelive.co.u...he-is-racist/story-29556560-detail/story.html
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The comments on that story are strange. People are weird, that's for sure. And racist.
 
“He removed his penis from his pants and began masturbating furiously (at the nurse). She expressed her disgust at this and he began urinating on the floor,” he said.
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not his fault she was clearly a lesbian. if you pull a move like that on a straight woman, you know she's all over you.
 
The sooner we sign Pogba, the better.
 
Fairly humdrum story, but the comment section made me laugh.

War veterans left "distressed" by naked cyclists as fourth annual bare-all ride rolls through Clacton

“These are men and woman, mostly in their nineties who fought for Queen and country and our freedom for generations to come, only to be confronted after a significant event for them and for the British Legion by such a lewd public act.

“I am told that this bike ride was for charity but none of the riders were carrying collection buckets or advertising which charity they were collecting for.

“Also the men were standing up peddling not sitting on their seats leaving absolutely everything on show.”

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JoeyJoeJoe1:20pm Thu 28 Jul 16
True. Since these veterans are traumatised by this. Maybe the germans should have placed naked old people on beaches of normandy instead of machine gun nests. They would never have landed on the beaches as the shock would have been too much for them and they would have built a safe space on omaha beach instead.
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http://www.clactonandfrintongazette...e_all_ride_rolls_through_Clacton/?ref=mr&lp=2
 
Whilst, personally, it doesn't offend me, I do think there is a time and a place for everything. Apparently public nudity isn't illegal, but really it ought to be something you should be doing with like minded individuals, not imposing on everyone. I am sure we could have a whole thread dedicated to this subject though.
 
Sassy Colin said:
Whilst, personally, it doesn't offend me, I do think there is a time and a place for everything. Apparently public nudity isn't illegal, but really it ought to be something you should be doing with like minded individuals, not imposing on everyone. I am sure we could have a whole thread dedicated to this subject though.
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It did look old bloke-heavy in the pics and yeah, standing up to peddle aint great.
 
Jippy said:
It did look old bloke-heavy in the pics and yeah, standing up to peddle aint great.
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Wasn't there a naked bike ride through London last month and they do a run for Tigers too.

What I think is a bit sad is that you have to do something stupid in order for people to give money to charity. If people just gave to charity, then you wouldn't need them ride round the place with no clothes on, would you?
 
Sassy Colin said:
Wasn't there a naked bike ride through London last month and they do a run for Tigers too.

What I think is a bit sad is that you have to do something stupid in order for people to give money to charity. If people just gave to charity, then you wouldn't need them ride round the place with no clothes on, would you?
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I guess some find it 'liberating', others are pervs or exhibitionists. I remember that story about a kerfuffle at one naked event when a bloke got a hard on.
 
Well, I think the stylist will have to shoulder a portion of the blame.

Sorry.
 
Jippy said:
Fairly humdrum story, but the comment section made me laugh.

War veterans left "distressed" by naked cyclists as fourth annual bare-all ride rolls through Clacton

“These are men and woman, mostly in their nineties who fought for Queen and country and our freedom for generations to come, only to be confronted after a significant event for them and for the British Legion by such a lewd public act.

“I am told that this bike ride was for charity but none of the riders were carrying collection buckets or advertising which charity they were collecting for.

“Also the men were standing up peddling not sitting on their seats leaving absolutely everything on show.”



http://www.clactonandfrintongazette...e_all_ride_rolls_through_Clacton/?ref=mr&lp=2
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if they were peddling drugs you could understand it but if they were only pedalling you would thing they could spell
 
'We ended up kissing and kissing led to other things': Mother, 36, and son, 19, who fell in love when they met last year after she gave him up for adoption as a baby, say they'll go to JAIL to defend their relationship

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-baby-say-willing-risk-JAIL-defend-love.html

Even if, by some miracle, you can get past the whole having sex with you're Mum thing, look at the fooking state of her. She looks like she's been pounding meth 24/7 since the day she gave him up.
 
Tarrou said:
'We ended up kissing and kissing led to other things': Mother, 36, and son, 19, who fell in love when they met last year after she gave him up for adoption as a baby, say they'll go to JAIL to defend their relationship

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-baby-say-willing-risk-JAIL-defend-love.html

Even if, by some miracle, you can get past the whole having sex with you're Mum thing, look at the fooking state of her. She looks like she's been pounding meth 24/7 since the day she gave him up.
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:lol:Did you watch the vid? 'We are both consenting adults and when it comes down to it, we are like the gays.'

Not sure the law will see it that way.
 
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Petrified family are driven out of their home by an angry POLTERGEIST as it 'launches clothes across the room, flickers light switches and levitates their Chihuahua'
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Carolina Red said:
I'm still trying to figure out what the food is made of... Asda says potatoes, article says corn, and the bag says onion.
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And the woman says maize in the comment section.
 
Pogue Mahone said:
http://m.nottinghampost.com/5-year-...-onion-rings/story-29618420-detail/story.html

This has everything. From textbook sad face photos, to the mother going off on one in the comments section.

@Jippy
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This is similar. Local papers do love running random punters' full names in the headline, as if you'd know them.

Kevin Overy, from Murston, banned from Iceland in Sittingbourne
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"They've banned me for speaking my mind...What do they want me to do, walk around with Sellotape across my mouth?"

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/banned-from-iceland-for-speaking-99742/

Iceland seems to bring out the worst in people, funnily enough.

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“All I said was you can take that food and stick it where the sun don’t shine.”

http://www.barkinganddagenhampost.c...ng_dagenham_shopper_for_complaining_1_4613753
 
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Jippy said:
This is similar. Local papers do love running random punters' full names in the headline, as if you'd know them.

Kevin Overy, from Murston, banned from Iceland in Sittingbourne
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"They've banned me for speaking my mind...What do they want me to do, walk around with Sellotape across my mouth?"

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/sittingbourne/news/banned-from-iceland-for-speaking-99742/

Iceland seems to bring out the worst in people, funnily enough.

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“All I said was you can take that food and stick it where the sun don’t shine.”

http://www.barkinganddagenhampost.c...ng_dagenham_shopper_for_complaining_1_4613753
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Only read the first one but almost every paragraph is a work of comedy genius.
 
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