Daily Mail

Papers should definitely do more crude photoshop 'artist's impressions' of events (real or not).

Missing lynx threatens Plymouth couple's dream wedding day

lynx_wedding.jpg


http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/ply...missing-lynx/story-29509857-detail/story.html
 
Forget mad axe-wielding thugs and Turkey in crisis, the DM gets to the heart of the issues that really matter (and provide an opportunity for loads of voyeuristic pics).

Is it REALLY acceptable to sunbathe in your underwear? As Britain swelters in a heatwave, an internet debate rages over whether lying outside in your pants is simply a step too far

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...e-internet-debates-laying-pants-step-far.html
 
Coming soon: Is this the GHOST of the man, 24, who was fined for pretending to be a GHOST by making 'wooooooh' noises and waving his arms about in cemetery?
 
Couldn't a ghost just walk through the gate, rather than having to unlock it?
 
Good thinking, chief. A 'Scientists baffled' headline awaits.
 
“I know I’m in the right about this – and when I’m right I’ll fight the devil to death.”
"And my quest will be relentless."
 
MailOnline is looking for a health editor. Of course, using the internet to apply will probably give you cancer though.


MailOnline, Health Editor
6 days left


Recruiter
MailOnline
Location
Kensington, London
Salary
£DoE
Posted
04 Jul 2016
Closes
04 Aug 2016
Industry
Journalist
Sector
Digital, Health & Beauty,Healthcare, Nationals
Discipline
Digital Editor, Digital Production Editor, Editor,Editorial
Job Type
Permanent
Hours
Full Time
MailOnline, the world's largest English-language newspaper website with over 220 million monthly unique visitors, is looking for an experienced and talented Health Editor to join the London team.

Suitable candidates will have a strong track record of news gathering, editing and managing a team, together with an understanding of digital 24-hour news and the processes and pressures that come with operating in this environment.

Applicants must be able to find and break exclusive stories of national and global interest, as well as turn their hand to creative features for this office-based web production role.

Prior experience in online publishing is essential, as is an NCTJ qualification and a broad knowledge of all medical matters.

The above list is not exhaustive and constantly evolving, based on the needs of the business. Out of hours availability and a high level of adaptability are essential.

Please send your CV and cover letter to us by completing the application form below.

Apply for MailOnline, Health Editor
 
Jippy said:
MailOnline is looking for a health editor. Of course, using the internet to apply will probably give you cancer though.
:lol:

Mail said:
Salary
£DoE
That's not how you spell 'dough', DM.
 
MailOnline, the world's largest English-language newspaper website with over 220 million monthly unique visitors, is looking for an experienced and talented Health Editor to join the London team.
That makes me sad.
 
I dunno, it's a bit '70s council-style.
 
It's not really that nice tbh, it was a joke, I just thought it strange that they would show a pic of the courthouse.
We needed a pic of the soiled laundry tbf.