Painfully dull live blog of a Next branch opening in Swansea.
http://www.southwales-eveningpost.c...-retail-park/story-29501912-detail/story.html
We had one of those in our local for the opening of Aldi, people were queueing up at 5am ffs
Painfully dull live blog of a Next branch opening in Swansea.
http://www.southwales-eveningpost.c...-retail-park/story-29501912-detail/story.html
Woman does a poo in Chelmsford car park
http://www.essexchronicle.co.uk/wom...ht-on-camera/story-29462864-detail/story.html
Hedge fury in Derbyshire.
“I know I’m in the right about this – and when I’m right I’ll fight the devil to death.”
http://www.derbyshiretimes.co.uk/news/derbyshire-woman-concerned-about-hole-in-hedge-1-8022064
"And my quest will be relentless."“I know I’m in the right about this – and when I’m right I’ll fight the devil to death.”
Six pints of what?I've woken up in some odd places pissed, but never this bad.
Man passes out on glass roof of city shopping centre after downing six pints to celebrate new job
http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/...ning-six-pints-to-celebrate-new-job-1-7482785
'The packet emerged from his genital.' Odd use of the singular there.Man had cocaine under foreskin while naked in Homebase car park
http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/...er_foreskin_while_naked_in_Homebase_car_park/
Must have been pure meths.Six pints of what?
Jippy said:MailOnline is looking for a health editor. Of course, using the internet to apply will probably give you cancer though.
That's not how you spell 'dough', DM.Mail said:Salary
£DoE
That makes me sad.MailOnline, the world's largest English-language newspaper website with over 220 million monthly unique visitors, is looking for an experienced and talented Health Editor to join the London team.
That makes me sad.
That doesn't make me feel any better but I appreciate the effort!It's largely because of their absolute whoring of Kim Kardashian and the like rather than their political views.
If they get 220m uniques a month, they're probably getting around a billion pageviews, which is pretty incredible.That makes me sad.
Is this the moment a ghostly child is caught on video opening the front gate of a home in the middle of the night and walking inside?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...are-terrified-ghostly-child-caught-video.html
Over to you @SteveJ
Man performed sex act on woman's laundry while wearing nightgown on his head
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/man...-on-his-head/story-29564421-detail/story.html
We needed a pic of the soiled laundry tbf.It's not really that nice tbh, it was a joke, I just thought it strange that they would show a pic of the courthouse.
We needed a pic of the soiled laundry tbf.