Seems a bit harsh, Samantha Cameron isn't that bad looking.
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I was about to type "We sure it's an actual pig not than Boris Johnson?" but that also works
I really hope that's true and the photo surfaces. Cameron is one of those rare people who deserve to be known for something grotesque. "yeah but you fecked a pig" should be the sentence he hears more than any other.
Feck me, this can't be true can it?
I really hope it comes out which MP is making these claims.
Also, I first misread this to assume it was saying that this occurred on the night he became PM. It's more believable now I've read the articles...
Also, I first misread this to assume it was saying that this occurred on the night he became PM. It's more believable now I've read the articles...
Just had it pointed out to me that the Black Mirror episode was called The National Anthem 
Let's see if the press run with this.
Has "I don't care if it's true. I just want to hear him denying it" ever been so apt?
"I did not have sexual relations with that DEAD PIG"
Definitely less of a ring to it than ol' Bill's line.
Definitely less of a ring to it than ol' Bill's line.
People will follow any suggestion Nigella Lawson makes to give the meat a good flavour.
Well at least we know which question will be at the top of Corybn P&Q's this week.
Corbyn - ''Maria from Croydon would like to know Mr Prime Minister with inflation rising and a housing bubble looking likely to bust any time soon why did you feck a dead pig''
Corbyn - ''Maria from Croydon would like to know Mr Prime Minister with inflation rising and a housing bubble looking likely to bust any time soon why did you feck a dead pig''
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Great film
Suddenly, the face makes sense.
This was actually an in joke, wasn't it?
I really hope it comes out which MP is making these claims.
Also, I first misread this to assume it was saying that this occurred on the night he became PM. It's more believable now I've read the articles...
That would be a much stronger story.Gove shuffles into No 10 at 4 in the morning, "lads, get the apple sauce and stick the blindfold on, I found one!"
Tomorrow's offerings are on a rather more serious note...
Certainly not the best week ol' Dave has ever had.
No. Quite cleverly done, by Ashcroft, I think.
How do you hurt a man whose greatest asset is perceived competency? First make him a national laughing stock and then get relevant people to call him incompetent on crucial matters.
Probably should've chucked this in the Westminster thread, in hindsight. Doesn't really fit with what we usually use this thread for.
Anybody like to take a guess as to the reason(s) behind the Mail's apparent war on Cameron?
My thinking was just that with no general election to worry about, their aim is to damage anyone likely to campaign to stay in the EU.
Yup, could be, mate.
Anyway, back on track.
Old gold, but it's boring at work and this always makes me laugh.
Naked neighbour ‘put me off men...and sausages for life’
http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/local-news/naked-neighbour-put-men-4234612
Old gold, but it's boring at work and this always makes me laugh.
Naked neighbour ‘put me off men...and sausages for life’
http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/local-news/naked-neighbour-put-men-4234612
Not another Cameron story...
Jesus, my head hurts! Christ appears in a brain scan
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-appears-in-scan-of-stroke-victims-brain.html
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-appears-in-scan-of-stroke-victims-brain.html
I'm only surprised that they didn't think it was a coconut.
HahahahahaAnyway, back on track.
Old gold, but it's boring at work and this always makes me laugh.
Naked neighbour ‘put me off men...and sausages for life’
http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/local-news/naked-neighbour-put-men-4234612
The 'pale and hairy' body detail made me laugh, as did the defendants quote in the link within the story.
http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/local-news/naked-gardener-puts-neighbour-sausages-4236039
It's amazing..the whole article.
Edit: And then the pic of her holding a sausage with her tongue out...10.0
DON'T TELL THE NEIGHBOUR WITH THE BAD HEART THAT THERE'S A WELL-ENDOWED, PALE, HAIRY MAN PLEASURING HIMSELF IN THE GARDEN.
This lad is doing a classic sad-face. He's 14 years old and was vaping at school. He was unsurprisingly told that he wasn't allowed to do that, but his mum says he was trying to give up smoking. There is a sad back-story, in that his dad died when he was 12 and he started smoking then - but even so, vaping at school aged 14??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-s-e-cigarette-using-device-quit-smoking.html
He doesn't have a sad face so much as an "I will hurt you when you aren't looking" face.
This lad is doing a classic sad-face. He's 14 years old and was vaping at school. He was unsurprisingly told that he wasn't allowed to do that, but his mum says he was trying to give up smoking. There is a sad back-story, in that his dad died when he was 12 and he started smoking then - but even so, vaping at school aged 14??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-s-e-cigarette-using-device-quit-smoking.html
Curry lover is shocked to open takeaway order from restaurant to find receipt marked 'VERY MILD, WHITE PPL'
the receipt
the white guy
Nice try Ruby
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...eipt-marked-MILD-WHITE-PPL.html#ixzz3mfLTv6fh
- Stuart Lynn had asked for his venison curry to be served mild
- But when he received order from Valentine Restaurant in Southall the receipt read 'VERY MILD, WHITE PPL'
- Mr Lynn, 44, believes this was a slur suggesting white people could not handle a hot curry
- But restaurant claims PPL means a white sauce or milk added to dish to make it milder
Nice try Ruby
Valentine Restaurant has apologised to Mr Lynn, and promised to change its labelling but insisted 'ppl' was not a slur, and in fact meant milk.
Owner Ruby Kandasamy said: 'I have investigated and can confirm it a misunderstanding.
'Under white ppl, we don't mean white people, but a white sauce made from milk, single cream, coconut milk and spices we add to our dishes when a curry is requested mild.
'Ppl means milk.
'However, we have decided to change the way we inform the kitchen and will mention "add white ppl" or "with white sauce" to avoid any confusion with our customers.
'We want to apologise to the customer for any inconvenience and misunderstanding, we hope the curry was nice and he or she will visit us again.'
She refused to explain the origins of the word 'ppl' and Mr Lynn said was not satisfied with her response.
The father-of-three said: 'What other colour is milk? I spoke to an Indian friend of mine and 'ppl' doesn't mean milk.
'They're just trying to get out of it.'
Owner Ruby Kandasamy said: 'I have investigated and can confirm it a misunderstanding.
'Under white ppl, we don't mean white people, but a white sauce made from milk, single cream, coconut milk and spices we add to our dishes when a curry is requested mild.
'Ppl means milk.
'However, we have decided to change the way we inform the kitchen and will mention "add white ppl" or "with white sauce" to avoid any confusion with our customers.
'We want to apologise to the customer for any inconvenience and misunderstanding, we hope the curry was nice and he or she will visit us again.'
She refused to explain the origins of the word 'ppl' and Mr Lynn said was not satisfied with her response.
The father-of-three said: 'What other colour is milk? I spoke to an Indian friend of mine and 'ppl' doesn't mean milk.
'They're just trying to get out of it.'
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...eipt-marked-MILD-WHITE-PPL.html#ixzz3mfLTv6fh
White people complaining about racism is cute. We really can't handle a hot curry and should own it.