Too far.
Daily Mail
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You're probably right.
Boring story, but maximum points for sad face effort.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ear-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ear-old-girl-home-leopard-print-hair-cut.html
That's a poor sad face, now this is proper one.
I like the way that daughter is staring at the mother though, while the mother looks straight on with an air of disdain. Interesting composition. The bloke above looks more resting face rather than sad, although the kid is doing the work of two tbf.
I'm here for the "no cleavage" cleavage
In Metro, the DM's sister mag, so close enough.
Rotting fish smell anger
http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/08/plague-of-flies-hits-east-london-after-fish-factory-fire-5381436/
Rotting fish smell anger
http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/08/plague-of-flies-hits-east-london-after-fish-factory-fire-5381436/
Nice pegs, love.
@CRProudman
feck me, this conference sounds more interesting than any I've ever had to go to.
Homeopathy conference descends into chaos after 29 delegates 'took LSD-like drug and suffered violent convulsions'
A homeopathy conference in Germany descended into chaos after dozens of delegates took an LSD-like drug and began to suffer hallucinations.
Twenty-nine male and female delegates were spotted 'staggering around' in front of the convention centre in Handeloh, south of Hamburg.
Broadcaster NDR reported that the were also seen curled up on the field outside the centre, talking incoherently and suffering violent convulsions.
The group were found at the hotel where the conference was taking place on Friday.
German police have since launched an investigation after the drug thought to be responsible was made illegal last year.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ffered-violent-convulsions.html#ixzz3lFKo274D
Homeopathy conference descends into chaos after 29 delegates 'took LSD-like drug and suffered violent convulsions'
- 29 delegates at a conference in Handeloh, near Hamburg, hospitalised
- Found staggering around, unable to talk and suffering violent convulsions
- Urine and blood tests found they'd taken hallucinogenic 2C-E
- German police have launched investigation after drug outlawed last year
A homeopathy conference in Germany descended into chaos after dozens of delegates took an LSD-like drug and began to suffer hallucinations.
Twenty-nine male and female delegates were spotted 'staggering around' in front of the convention centre in Handeloh, south of Hamburg.
Broadcaster NDR reported that the were also seen curled up on the field outside the centre, talking incoherently and suffering violent convulsions.
The group were found at the hotel where the conference was taking place on Friday.
German police have since launched an investigation after the drug thought to be responsible was made illegal last year.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ffered-violent-convulsions.html#ixzz3lFKo274D
Fecking hell I bet they were in a rancid mess
Masturbation is hampering attempts to eradicate ebola
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rbation-hamper-Ebola-eradication-efforts.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rbation-hamper-Ebola-eradication-efforts.html
Yikes - lets hope there is not an outbreak on the Caf during a transfer window.
I think it's the first time I've actually seen them use the 'M' word rather than the usual 'pleasuring oneself'.
Well that's a headline I never expected to read...
Meanwhile, these two don't look like bullies at all:
Well that's a headline I never expected to read...
Meanwhile, these two don't look like bullies at all:
The funny thing about that story is that the girl said she only had her hair like that to express herself. Presumably she is in actual fact descended from tigers?! Because otherwise it's just a classic teenage shite excuse.
I think it's more of a leopard look. The mum does look pure evil though.
She looks like she's left her can of special brew just out of the shot and wants it back. Now.
They are doing a sent home from school cos of uniform issues special in angry local news http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/ and revisited this gem- genuinely can't remember if I've posted it already or not, but feck it, it's funny.
Having to wear blazer on the hottest day of the year anger
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/...lazer-to-wolverhampton-school-on-hottest-day/
Leopard, tiger. I'm a bird so what the feck do I know?
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Feck the blazer, I want to know if the Mom's dress and fan came as a package?
Why on earth do people consent to wearing pegs on their noses, wave fans etc etc?
The school already has a uniform policy that will restrict other things like tattoos or certain piercings which she already has to adhere to, so the idea the school can't tell her that her appearance isn't acceptable is made redundant straight away. The rules are apparently listed on the school website but even if the mum couldn't find them she could have phoned up before the hair was cut and said 'my daughter wants to have hair that looks partly like a leopard, is that OK?' at which point she would have been told 'no, don't be daft'. Instead she goes to the press and poses for a hilarious picture which this girl will now surely be ridiculed for in the future.
Some council estate chavs get their moment in the sun.
We should make this a challenge. Whoever gets themselves into a crap local paper with a sad face is the winner. I'll donate a bottle of champagne to the cause.
@SteveJ @Mockney @Pogue Mahone @Uzz @Wonder Pigeon @Silva @DiseaseOfTheAge @Wibble @Penna @oates @LitterBug @Eboue
Tbf, I could probably shit in my own front garden, ring the police and tell them that I saw a shabbily dressed swarthy man in the distance and win here.
They should be drummed out for taking anything with an active ingredient. There was a bit more than distilled water at play here methinks.
Hmmmm - this idea intrigues me
It's on.
We have the Southport Visiter here (not Visitor, note), and it's full of delights.What's with the spelling?
It's the heroic last stand of the fight against the hierarchical claims of the English language. Remember the Alarmo!
I have no idea. I will try to find out, it's always puzzled me.
Diamond idea. I just need to think of something that combines a Labour government mandated, immigration influenced disadvantage for the white middle class, with a minor monetary rip off over a pointless material luxury. This is challenge worth accepting! Hi Ho Silver!!!
You're thinking too big picture. Swarthy asylum-seeking benefit cheats who spit on the memory of Diana and are knackering your property price are too DM or Express.
For local papers, it's all about the pettiest of grievances- potholes, parking restrictions, dog shit on the path or school uniform rage.
I keep plugging this blog but I don't care, it's great. This is the ticket to angry/sad face immortality.
http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/
By the way, not sure about the one on the right, which is still technically champagne, but the Dom Perignon is a 2004 beauty.
A defender of ISIS? I would love to see how they justify that one.
A defender of ISIS? I would love to see how they justify that one.
The article is fecking amazing. It should be studied in academia as an example of propaganda. Here is an excerpt:
It's a national disgrace how popular the mail is.