There's actually a full forum devoted to the DM. Jesus, and I thought I was a bit obsessive...Daily Mail
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There's actually a full forum devoted to the DM. Jesus, and I thought I was a bit obsessive... Just a quick look at the sad faces thread was enough excellence for me. Brilliant.
Can't get a pepperoni pizza because his local Domino's has gone Halal. This one is textbook. The punter looks annoyed, is holding the offending item and is standing outside the place where the incident occurred. The wearing of a thick coat adds a flourish worthy of Jeremy Vine's Panorama intros. 10/10
Just been laughing my ass off at some of those pictures and then saw:
That's tomorrow morning sorted at work, thanks @Mockney!
That's tomorrow morning sorted at work, thanks @Mockney!
Merry Christmas? Along with millions of other middle class mothers, I can't afford one.
Less than five years ago, Christmas for me meant leisurely afternoons in Harrods buying a pretty embroidered cushion, some bath oil and a toy or two here, some smoked salmon and a box of chocolates there.
I'll allow the emroidered cushion, but smoked salmon for Christmas!? You monster!
A four-hour erection and then death: The fate awaiting any man bitten by deadly spider feared to have entered Britain in bunch of Tesco bananas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ritain-bunch-Tesco-bananas.html#ixzz3dz5HJ2qh
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ritain-bunch-Tesco-bananas.html#ixzz3dz5HJ2qh
What a let down. When they said sick selfie, I was expecting blood and corpses in the background. It looks as though the Mail are using a sensationalist headline for this story. Whoever new they were capable of resorting to such tactics?
Yeah, maybe a bit over-egged. Just love the faux outrage and how much info they try and cram into the headline.
I have to question why the word 'Labour' is capitalised. If anything, why not 'LABOUR CANDIDATE'?
You don't want to draw attention to the fact he is less important than the sensationalist headline suggests. Still makes me chuckle that the DM and the Sun cap up or bold key words for their readers.
Perhaps it's a sneaky, erroneous suggestion that he's a leadership candidate.
That would be brilliant. Labour leadership candidate's hidden selfie shame.
I can't even pronounce that would-be headline without lisping.
Labour got the ban stick out.
Labour suspends candidate over 'unacceptable and offensive' selfie at scene of Tunisian beach slaughter
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...e-Tunisian-beach-slaughter.html#ixzz3eY5LmP2k
You should try it when you've already got a lisp. My computer is soaking.
Is your wonky chair making you worry about your LOVE LIFE?
Unstable seats leave people feeling insecure about relationships:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...ve-people-feeling-insecure-relationships.html
Unstable seats leave people feeling insecure about relationships:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...ve-people-feeling-insecure-relationships.html
What a crock of shite.
I was actually lost for words reading that, then bewildered, now it's just making me laugh. Especially "more than 100 subjects filled in a questionnaire while standing on one foot rather than two. Another study involved sitting on an inflatable seat cushion rather than a rigid one"
How stupid did they feel whilst doing that? Probably depends, if they got paid or not, I suppose.
I was actually lost for words reading that, then bewildered, now it's just making me laugh. Especially "more than 100 subjects filled in a questionnaire while standing on one foot rather than two. Another study involved sitting on an inflatable seat cushion rather than a rigid one"
How stupid did they feel whilst doing that? Probably depends, if they got paid or not, I suppose.
That's one of the best things I've ever seen.
It's amazing.
Breaking the big stories
Imagine being the journalist who had to write that up? They probably don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Breaking the big stories
The sad faces That's always wound me up.
That's always wound me up.
Yep... I definitely would...
Though only because it looks like her to be fair.
I didn't. I think she may have changed her hair slightly in the 2 years between those photos. I though the picture on the right was Idris Elba TBH.
The whole article seems to have been written by Harry Enfield in character as a chum of the nice but dim bloke.
The unemployed fatty bonus grant of 5 quid and 100 KFC vouchers per month is PC gone mad or something.
Unemployed buy cheaper food, which, in general, is worse for your health. Leads to obesity, etc.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...onising-sunburn-ignoring-teachers-advice.html
Some epic sad faces in this top class example of investigative journalism. Misses a trick with the sub-heading, though, which should have really read "My idiot son learns important lesson but still might ruin things for everyone"
Some epic sad faces in this top class example of investigative journalism. Misses a trick with the sub-heading, though, which should have really read "My idiot son learns important lesson but still might ruin things for everyone"
Fecking hell, tits on him.
What sort of parent thinks "Yeah, it would be a great idea to let the Daily Mail have an 'exclusive' on this". Mind boggling.
I agree, but for once I don't think the Mail reported this too badly. It keeps mentioning time and again that the teachers continually reminded the kids to wear sunscreen. I feel sorry for the kids that got burned, but it is their own fault. That lad who was featured in the article was only given factor 15 to go on holiday with and his mum has the nerve to blame the school? I do feel sorry for the schools in situations like this, they can't do right for wrong.
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe his mum should have packed more sunscreen than McDonalds.
Why is this a story?Also if you've just made an absolute tit of yourself why on earth would you agree to be in the news about it showing off your massive moobs?
"They also didn't tell him he had to breath and he almost died from lack of oxygen."
It definitely reports it in such a way that it's easy to laugh at the blistered lowlife with the sad face. Digging a bit deeper, though, it does look as though this kid/his mum didn't get the contract with the warning about suncream (because he was a late replacement) and did actually apply sunblock once but didn't reapply, which is how he got fried. Reminding a kid to reapply is something most parents would do for their kids, even kids as old as 15. The teachers are acting in locum parentis and if they really didn't remind kids to reapply sun-block you'd have to wonder how much attention they were paying on the day.
This story was in the Manchester Evening News today as well. I like the bit in that article (no idea if it is mentioned in the Mail's one as I don't want to give them the click) where his mum says she sent him off to Barcelona in the height of summer with some 'Factor 15'. Yeah, that'll do the trick. Superb parenting.
I remember taking a bottle of factor 6 round the Greek islands with me. Future generations will find it hilarious that you used to be able to buy SPF factors in single digits.
I had plenty of friends who used olive oil as a sun screen back in the day. They ended up lightly-fried, I think.