Nothing at all, you're just looking at someone who has a very low body fat percentage and a very good muscle mass.
Cristiano Ronaldo
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Nothing at all, you're just looking at someone who has a very low body fat percentage and a very good muscle mass.
I have no clue about these things mate, sorry.
So, Tottenham signing up loads of expensive players surely means Bale is a done deal.
But do we really think Real are thinking, "Hmmm we've signed a guy nowhere near as good as Ronaldo, who isn't used to Spanish football, I know why don't we offer Ronaldo, the 2nd best player in the world, and massive goal threat to United for a cheeky 50-60m, that's wise".
But do we really think Real are thinking, "Hmmm we've signed a guy nowhere near as good as Ronaldo, who isn't used to Spanish football, I know why don't we offer Ronaldo, the 2nd best player in the world, and massive goal threat to United for a cheeky 50-60m, that's wise".
This is a very real scenario:
Real: Manchester, do you want Ronaldo, if yes, you can have him for £60m
Us: Yes we will take him back, is that ok Cristiano?
Ronnie: Yes I can't wait to return home
Us: Ok Ed, can you sort the deal out we are all happy
EdWood: So errr...how does £30m sound? WITH ADD-ONS btw
Real: No deal
Ronaldo: feck off Ed I'll stay here
Us/Ed: We tried - failed - so have now decided to pay too much for Fellaini and Baines
Real: Manchester, do you want Ronaldo, if yes, you can have him for £60m
Us: Yes we will take him back, is that ok Cristiano?
Ronnie: Yes I can't wait to return home
Us: Ok Ed, can you sort the deal out we are all happy
EdWood: So errr...how does £30m sound? WITH ADD-ONS btw
Real: No deal
Ronaldo: feck off Ed I'll stay here
Us/Ed: We tried - failed - so have now decided to pay too much for Fellaini and Baines
Omg Tibs. 
That's like funniest thing ever told.
That's like funniest thing ever told.
that's so feckin bad, I almost feel sorry for himHaters gonna hate
Some twisted logic on here. Muppet Central.
"WITH ADD ONS btw"
I'd expect that peoples' thought process on the deal is more along the lines of Madrid bringing Bale in as a reaction to Ronaldo wanting to leave for whatever reason.
It's no use, people find it hip to pour scorn on the idea of Ronaldo coming back. I blame society, and the fact it's never going to happen, but mainly society.
I wonder what number of people posting he's coming back on here genuinely believe it.
I reckon it's an embarrasing number!
I reckon it's an embarrasing number!
MUFC on his shirt
Rooney's bald head gleaming
Three years of Bebe
Never stopped me dreaming
He's coming home He's coming home
He's coming
Rooney's bald head gleaming
Three years of Bebe
Never stopped me dreaming
He's coming home He's coming home
He's coming
Who Gibson?
feck, I'm almost as certain that we're going to get him back home as I was sure that Fabregas and / or Thiago were signing! It's so fecking ON!
Is he? Who said?
Ill fall over if we get Ronaldo it's not going to happen move on.
NO! I believe now, and you cant tell me otherwise. YOU move on!
Not really much of a commitment there, like.
Only problem with this is that the bid would obviously be £25 million
Zup zup zup say nada Cris aahha
I'm a tight rope walker Don!
My heart skips a beat when I see this thread bumped.
Jesus, you must need a doctor. It's never out of the top 10 most recent posts!
i love these 25 mil bid jokes.
same legendary status as "Goggs", "shit in her handbag", Gary Neville's "two weeks" and "no value / happy with what i have" comments.
same legendary status as "Goggs", "shit in her handbag", Gary Neville's "two weeks" and "no value / happy with what i have" comments.
Shit in her handbag?
Punctuation gone out of fashion?
It wrote itself really didnt it?
Quite a while before your time young padawan.
feck Balague, it's too ON at this point to be deterred by that cretin.
feck Its the punctuation police can always rely on you Brightonian. What is your opinion on Anderson now come to think about it? Is it more important for you to get your punctuation correct than your opinion?
3 match ban for Evra.
I haven't really followed this saga, are there actually any credible and respectable sources that suggest he would really move to Utd this summer?
no.
a hairdresser from Coronation Street, Tommy Smyth, and a couple of bbc people are the only things to go on.
At least we were actually in for Fabregas. As half assed as it appeared to be
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