Worrying if hilarious at times.
"What did you say to Ronaldo?"
"Everybody wants to know - and I'm paraphrasing here - it's the million dollar question. I told my inmates, I told my friends, I told Joey Blumfield who lives a few houses down from me, well, actually, he lives on a parallel road that's diagonally across from mine, technically not the same district, but I sometimes go into his neighborhood for groceries, or I have done, twice, in fact, it was only once, and I didn't even go, my father did, but he told me about it... well, I told Joey what I told Ronaldo. It all began on the day I was born, or actually, when my father was born, his father and mother, my grandparents, moved from..."