That's how Sky get you, Stu. Devious bastards.
Cristiano Ronaldo
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Youve not been in the golf thread have you? I have no sky sports.
The club are leaving the unveiling rather late 
So you're saying he was a shit Sky salesman?
yes. He was shit.
5 minutes left of Ronaldo day to go....
How was your Ronaldo day? 
Not very happy
I honestly wouldn't be too surprised.Well we definitely were served a Turkey on Ronaldo day this year....But think of the memories we can take away
True, there have been some great memor......*Flashbacks of Fabregas stating he won't join us to stay at Barca. Ronnie looking happy for Madrid. Kicked my toe against the table*....Wait it's been fecking shit.
Well I've got to say, I've been depressed the last few months and nothing has cheered me up then the calamity and false dawning that was, Ronaldo day....Seeing all you caftards frothing at the mouth and trying to gnash off the carrot dangling in front of you was quite funny
EDIT: Gnashing the dangling carrot is not a knob joke
Worst Ronaldo day since 2009
Well feck...
feck, you've some imagination if you seen all that, fella. I'm quite sure absolutely none of that actually happened.Well I've got to say, I've been depressed the last few months and nothing has cheered me up then the calamity and false dawning that was, Ronaldo day....Seeing all you caftards frothing at the mouth and trying to gnash off the carrot dangling in front of you was quite funny
EDIT: Gnashing the dangling carrot is not a knob joke
Whether it happens or not, one can't deny that something is happening behind the scenes.
That's a given, Raoul. I have no doubt, whatsoever that we've at least spoken to Mendez and Madrid about the possibility of bringing Ronnie home. How for we got, or if it'sstill ongoing is another matter. Only God knows.
Ah it mostly happened in other transfer threads really....But it was Ronaldo day so feck you
Apparently that was towards Mourinho last night when he scored against Chelsea.
Nice celebration.
So nothing happened on the 8th did it in the end
Yeah, iirc, he did something similar after the second goal. I fecking loved it.
Apparently that was towards Mourinho last night when he scored against Chelsea.
Nice celebration.
Two goals in a friendly aside, he's still not the real Ronaldo and pointing to his nipples won't change that.
"Adidas. Real Madrid."
fecking take that Jose.
fecking take that Jose.
More like, left nipple..right nipple... Thunder and Lightning.
He is just a class player and the haters will hate
#BEL7EVE
Thread title has to be changed, it is no longer Ronaldo day
And all my tweets to the sun and Neil Cuntis were ignored yesterday about Ronaldo day...wankers
And all my tweets to the sun and Neil Cuntis were ignored yesterday about Ronaldo day...wankers
Keep the faith. He will be a united player this season.
Come on guys, lets be realistic - are united really going to pay around 80M and stump up a record weekly wage to bring back Ronaldo? I just can't see it. He is going to want the ultimate contract and United just aren't going to pay it....nor would I want them too.
He could be unveiled tonight and we could then declare this Ronaldo week!!
Nobody told you did they? The last of the straws have been used in the Fabregas thread
The way he celebrates is like he's role playing like in WWE.
The straws never end.
Thread title has to be changed, it is no longer Ronaldo day
And all my tweets to the sun and Neil Cuntis were ignored yesterday about Ronaldo day...wankers
Every day is Ronaldo Day.
How long before some dick says "only 250 shopping days until Ronaldo day". There's always one.
Is it too soon for a Fellaini Friday?
fecking have it, Mou.
Apparently that was towards Mourinho last night when he scored against Chelsea.
Nice celebration.
Ronaldo, what more can be said?
Great second goal, love the hunger he has to get on the ball. Good header, not as good as his superman jump vs Roma though.
One of my favourite United goals of the past few years.
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