He must have a tiny cock, there's nowhere for a reasonably-sized one to hide.
Cristiano Ronaldo
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Wow
Just watched his entire half hour debut against Fulham on Youtube. I also noticed Djemba-Djemba was pretty impressive in his debut.
Gives me goosebumps every time I watch it, so electric and that was just watching Djemba-Djemba (jokes aside, every pass he made was crisp... he looked like the perfect midfielder based on that game alone). Wasn't it Bolton.
His debut was against Bolton.
Ssshhhhh, i pointed this out on the previous page and was told off for not swooning and talking about his tan
Powerful tan, to be fair.
So did he board now??
Rio said he's trying to get Ronnie for his testimonial but is still waiting on an answer.
Ronaldo's obviously thinking he'll part of our first team by then so there's no need to answer.
Ronaldo's obviously thinking he'll part of our first team by then so there's no need to answer.
The Sun says he will be unveil as a United player at Rio's testimonial. Can't wait!
Rio's always been savvy with the media. I bet it'll be a Solius inspired rollerblade disco unveiling on the pitch.
anyone to his way to airport to see if Rolando is really coming? you know the lad on twitter claimed Ronnie would come today...
No. I'd rather it be a nice surprise.
don't worry, he will be at the airport too, he has taken a flight to manchester too. has promised to post Ronnie pics from the airport.
Cunningly Ronaldo has put the regular press off the scent by sending his clone into training today.
http://www.realmadrid.com/cs/Satell...ipo_en_la_primera_parte_del_entrenamiento.htm
Has it been announced yet then?
So I guess the idiot missed his flight???
So you're going to post this tweets in every Transfer Forum/Football Forum threads now?
well you never know which one it affects !
I'd say it effects the Twitter thread the most.
We're in the wrong game here, obviously.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5020215/Cristiano-Ronaldo-selling-Manchester-house.html
Sorry, on phone so you guys will have to make do with the first link I found on google..
but yeah, apparently his house is back up for sale.
Pretty sure this is brand new information for the thread.
Sorry, on phone so you guys will have to make do with the first link I found on google..
but yeah, apparently his house is back up for sale.
Pretty sure this is brand new information for the thread.
Dick.
He needs a bigger one after all the money we've agreed to give him.
Risky procedure, or so I've heard.
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Stickin it up on the market to keep the journo's off the scent of his transfer back to us?
It's rON !!!!
It's rON !!!!
I do actually, much worse than that TBH. I've held that view ever since that infamous pink hot pant photo on crutches, there was nowhere for a decent-sized cock to hide.
He's been saying that all summer though. He must be terrified of Ronaldo leaving.
Yeah, I don't expect Ronaldo to leave but the contrast between his resolute silence and Perez' constant 'he's staying, he's staying' bleating is starting to get a bit embarrassing.
If we get him, Wow. that'd be the title sewn up in July.
Not that I see it happening, but have we had any quotes from CR? The usual 'Only God Knows' etc..
Wasn't sure exactly where to post this but does anyone know if Ronny still owns his convertible Bentley?
I was walking home yesterday in Battersea and saw this car with the CR7 number plate, I only just caught it at the last minute so didn't get a look at the driver...
I know his was in the country the day before yesterday and just wondered if it may have been him...
I was walking home yesterday in Battersea and saw this car with the CR7 number plate, I only just caught it at the last minute so didn't get a look at the driver...
I know his was in the country the day before yesterday and just wondered if it may have been him...
They were in Bournemouth a couple of days ago, so they may/ he may still be in England?
Remember when he was meant to join Chelsea?..... I actually believed that at the time.
Remember when he was meant to join Chelsea?..... I actually believed that at the time.
The first thing to go through my mind was them, it was literally a 2 minute drive to Stamford bridge and then my logical mind kicked in.
One of the best players in the world driving himself into Chelsea football club in broad daylight to discuss his transfer to them, happens all the time doesn't it... :-/
Bale to Madrid, Ronaldo to us, job done 
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