I can see it now. Goldbridge screeching indignant fury at Utd and the Glazers briefing the press against Ronaldo, to try and save wages and because he dared to question the lack of transfer activity and ambition. Then masturbating his viewers into an orgasmic frenzy over Prince Ronaldo, who tried to show us the error of our ways, tried to raise the level, and was left with no choice but to request a transfer after we had already missed the better striker options available because he's just such a GOAT and cares so much about the club. All hail Ronaldo, he was our saviour, but we weren't willing to listen! Hark and Hallelujah!