At this point we're just waiting for Paul Gascoigne with a bucket of chicken and some fishing rods.
Cristiano Ronaldo (I stay)
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At this point we're just waiting for Paul Gascoigne with a bucket of chicken and some fishing rods.
Yeah I know what you mean. The funny thing is I don’t even think Ronaldo will be around at Utd the year after next! But that wasn’t the point.
But one thing you’ll learn is redcafe will always have turnips waiting to sprout!
Doesn't Ibra still play for them? No chance they're going to have a 40-year-old and a 37-year-old as their strike force, surely. Also not sure how they would play together. Seems a terrible fit.
Ah yes another tangent after you self merked yourself.
You seemed to struggle with 37+2=39
Rio, is that you?
He is, mate. But I personally think he's pretty much finished. I know he missed a lot of last season with injury.
Can you imagine him complaining to Ibra that he didn't pass?
Ok, now I want that transfer to happen. The ego from those two in the dressing room will have its own gravitational force.
Yet they'd be the first ones to point out our foolishness in building around a 37 year old. He isn't that special anymore sadly.
I don't know enough about their finances to know if they could afford him. It just seems like a poor fit to me. But if he's desperate to leave, it seems like no other fecker wants him. So he's running out of options.
Bringing your agent to the first day of training is like bringing your mom to a schoolyard fight
If it had been remotely likely that Ronaldo would be willing to accept an Ibra style role, we wouldn't be debating this.
I've said before that he could be a truly devastating option from the bench. And I don't think many people would disagree with that - at least far less people than those who would (rightly, reasonably) disagree that he's still a perfectly viable player to build a team around.
I've said before that he could be a truly devastating option from the bench. And I don't think many people would disagree with that - at least far less people than those who would (rightly, reasonably) disagree that he's still a perfectly viable player to build a team around.
You're so right.
My mum would knock you clean out though so I don’t see the issue ?
Uh huh. Just a coincidence they all end up there on the same day Ronaldo returns I'm sure
Because embarrassing is the new buzzword amongst doomers and everything is embarrassing. Apparently.
The most obnoxious thing in this thread is the Ronaldo fanbois opinions.
Can he just feck off from this club?
Unless SAF boots Ronnie square in the balls on passing him I’m calling conspiracy. Expect to see ETH out leaks tomorrow and Ronaldo installed as CEO
All the clubs wanting to buy Ronaldo arrive at Carrington
Maybe they will go with their king.......
Awaiting a Mendes leak of what's occurred today.....
“No fee” feck off you cnuts.
This is basically what City wanted last season.
He just needs to go now. Too much of a distraction.
I don't care for this cnut. The bigger problem is that we will wait that he leaves before going for another striker. And the cnut will leave on deadline.
I’m sure they will be saying, “send him on loan, Let Utd pay his salary. Then wait until we get back in the CL, take him back and offer him a lifetime contract on whatever he wants a week because he is the GOAT!”
"We aren't good enough for him right now, it's only fair we let him go and keep adding to his legacy while we attempt to somehow reach his level over the next season and if we do manage to make it to Champions League 23/24 we can take him back and help him score goals there so that his record is secure forever."
Nah, thats Martinez
All the clubs wanting to buy Ronaldo arrive at Carrington
What a ball ache for Ten Hag already.
I read Atletico Madrid fans threatened to cancel season tickets if Ronaldo comes there, like Atletico cares with how much income they would produce with Ronaldo shirt sales only .
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