You are so full of nonsense.
He hasn't score 40 goals in a season, but he did score 37 and 36 goals in his previous 2 season, big big difference right?
you: "but but but I don't care.... he didn't score 40, so it doesn't count...."
115 goals in his last 122 competitive games, of course including all sort of goals, including those he scored against France, Germany, Barca, Atletico, Inter, Milan, Atalanta, Ajax, Villarreal...
you: "but all I can count is, how many he scores against Luxembourg...because I don't care which team he scored against..except its for Man Utd..."
So then I play along with you, shows you how many he scores for United... He is current leading scorer in our team this season, and he also wins player of month in most recent month....
you: "I can't hear you, and I don't really care how many goals he score for us....those goals doesn't count if I don't like it anyway... so let's do a recap all over again..."