Coronation thread

Loving it so much that I really hope we get another coronation next year too, perhaps two. I wouldn't say no to a coronation every year to be honest.
 
King Charles pizza created by Scots takeaway ahead of Coronation

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He nonces children but at least he remains close to his family is the Josef Fritzl defence.

I was going to say, those nutters remind me of those mentally disturbed women that blame their children for the father abusing them and "letting everyone find out".

There's not one person in that video I wouldn't consider having some kind of mental disorder. Their devotion to the inner workings of a celebrity family is creepy as feck.
 
They're a cult but , unlike the MAGA heads, they have this eerie quaint British façade going on.

Flag waving daily mail royal cultists.
 
The order of service will read: "All who so desire, in the Abbey, and elsewhere, say together: I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God."
It will be followed by the playing of a fanfare.

The Archbishop of Canterbury will then proclaim "God save the King", with all asked to respond: "God save King Charles. Long live King Charles. May the King live forever."
A spokesman for Lambeth Palace, the archbishop's office, said: "

Asking everyone in the country to swear allegiance is just weird. "I know, let's give the country permission to swear allegiance in front of their telly, that will make the plebs feel included."
Does anyone actually do this? I mean, standing in front of your telly and yelling "God Save the King!" seems utterly barmy.
 
Very clearly mentally disadvantaged, possibly homeless people being wheeled out by our press to give positive sound bites to a coronation in a cost of living crisis is very good and fine actually.
 
Very clearly mentally disadvantaged, possibly homeless people being wheeled out by our press to give positive sound bites to a coronation in a cost of living crisis is very good and fine actually.

agreed. and with everyone here at each other’s necks regarding ten hag, antony, de gea, et al, it’ll be nice for each and every one of us to be able to put that aside for a day and unite for common good and concentrate on what’s important. for the king! *standing*
 
agreed. and with everyone here at each other’s necks regarding ten hag, antony, de gea, et al, it’ll be nice for each and every one of us to be able to put that aside for a day and unite for common good and concentrate on what’s important. for the king! *standing*

I will be eating some fat little sausages, to symbolise my love of our sovereign and desire to have his divine stubby grace inside of me. Or my desire to eat the rich. One of them anyway, depending on the weather really.
 
I will be eating some fat little sausages, to symbolise my love of our sovereign and desire to have his divine stubby grace inside of me. Or my desire to eat the rich. One of them anyway, depending on the weather really.

very fitting. i’ll probably just andrew it at the play park.
 
I will be eating some fat little sausages, to symbolise my love of our sovereign and desire to have his divine stubby grace inside of me. Or my desire to eat the rich. One of them anyway, depending on the weather really.

Richmond “king fingers”.