Coronation thread

Why did Major and Blair get to wear a fancy necklace?
 
The royal family at this point feels like a convenient excuse for a country that's become increasingly divided and has very little tying people together.

We Brits just don't do unity unless it has something to do with these guys, or historically the war.
 
The undesirables have arrived.
 
All this fuss just to put a hat on jugs bonce
 
It's a bit unimpressive really isn't it. Feels more like a historical recreation using descendants than a genuine royal event.
 
I don't know why I'm so angry about the arrests and confiscations of the signs but yet here I am, feeling really angry.
 
What happens if, in the middle of all this, he needs a shit?
 
They're in the Order of the Garter. A progressive institution the UK introduced a while back.

typical left wing nonsense. they allow black people to bring them their drinks.
 
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What happens if, in the middle of all this, he needs a shit?

they have people walking behind to sweep it away quickly and discreetly. they’re mainly there for camilla, as she’s easily spooked away from her stable, but they’re more than equipped to deal with a royal dump, if required.
 
they have people walking behind to sweep it away quickly and discreetly. they’re mainly there for camilla, as she’s easily spooked away from her stable, but they’re more than equipped to deal with a royal dump, if required.
I presume they brought a bottle for her to piss in, and for when she gets thirsty
 
i can’t help but sit here and be envious of all those people in different time zones that been able to set their alarms and get to wake up at 3am to watch this. so surreal to be up at that time, watching the most important rhi that will happen in their lives.
 
I presume they brought a bottle for her to piss in, and for when she gets thirsty

one would hope so. they’ve wedged a salt block in the crown so she can lean over and have a lick to calm herself, if needed.
 
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