BuzzKillington
Full Member
How is he planning to put the Manchester back into Manchester United?
Move us to Monaco. That was such a weird thing for him to say. What exactly did he mean?
He has a five point plan
- Shaun Ryder, Morrissey and Ian Brown will take it in turns to walk the team out each week.
- All supporters attending the games will be encouraged to dress like they’ve just walked out of a Lowry painting.
- Playing staff names will be homogenised, everyone will now be called “‘r kid”.
- Club kit will be revolutionised with players now wearing a parka instead of a t-shirt like those southern pansies. It’s cold and wet up here.
- Senior people at the club from Ten Hag upwards will be encouraged to wear flat caps and take up an interest in pigeon husbandry.