Imagine Carrick and fellaini up against the pressing from atletico 
. Would be hard to watch
. Would be hard to watchCL Semi-Finals 13/14 - April 22,23,29,30
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Chelsea in parking the bus shocker.
I hope our warriors are back in 8 days, need Hazard and Ivan for the return.
Mikel's weird mullet
Wow that hair do. I do have a little laugh every time I realise they gave us £12m for him and a further £4m to his actual club.
Not even close to as bad as we were against Bayern.
So the Spanish king is a Real fan and the Spanish prince is an Atletico fan? Good to see that even some royals have to deal with the same problems us commoners deal with. 
They are talking as though Raul Garcia is like Peter Crouch size.
So the Spanish king is a Real fan and the Spanish prince is an Atletico fan? Good to see that even some royals have to deal with the same problems us commoners deal with.
They sometimes get syphilis like us too!
Jose moans about parking the bus tactics by Sam Allardyce and he does the exact same thing.. Boring game..
This is like watching Chelsea vs Chelsea. Soak up pressure and counter. Boring.
Torres is so pathetic
Diego is brilliant to watch
To be fair, Atletico arent exactly attacking us much either, we've both been comfortable
Really? I could have sworn they had whore-tasters in the Spanish palace.
We should never employ Simeone.
Imagine being the barber and paid for that horrible cut
Ban these two teams for 20 years.
They do, they're called 'Aides'
Did people expect anything other than this? Both team style of play is so similar.
Letting that go without even a yellow on Cole is outstanding by a ref in the CL. That was Nani against Madrid right there.
It's not Atletico that are making this tie dull.
Did Townsend just call him koko?
I hope Chelsea don't make it to the final. They'll ruin whats supposed to be a brilliant night of football and once was enough for them to do that in recent years.
Indeed, they're trying but not much they can do with the entire Chelsea team in their own half. Against Barcelona they looked brilliant.
Torres is a glorified corner getter
I didn't.
I'm also not quite sure what people think a game at this stage of the CL should look like? If teams of very similar quality meat each other the outcome seldom is a 5-5.
They are, they play a similar way to us. 20 minutes vs Barca doesnt change that, remember our 30 minutes vs City?
That pass from Luiz
I have no qualms about this Mourinho set up, as long as he gets the job done at Anfield.
Well that explains a lot. In the eternal words of the subway diet guy "Aides for everyone."
Anyone else notice how much Simeone looks like Ron Perlman?
Terrible match. Similiar to Liverpool-Chelsea semi finals from 05 and 07
The mini and tanned version.
Diego is the only player who wants a game to break out here.
The sad thing is that I can see this ugly Chelsea team winning this trophy
This is unbelievably boring.
Very enjoyable game.
Mikel has a cat on his head.
ffs his hair