Your current team has very little semblance with the old team of Drogba, Essien, Lampard in his prime, Carvalho, Anelka, plus many others. The Bayern pre-2012 was utter rubbish compared to the current team. Barca beat them 4-0 in 2009 with all four scored in the first half and then showed pity in the 2nd half. Going so much back in time is gravely mistaken, everything has changed since then.
I am not questioning the fact that in the past decade Chelsea probably have the best record in the CL after Barcelona, but that is just academic by now. Chelsea will be in contention no matter who they face in the final, but they will not be favourites against anyone. That is what rationality demands. Now, if you meant to say, that you would prefer Bayern to Real in the final, for the reason that Bayern will completely dominate possession and you will keep defending with 11 men for 90mns, something you are very good at, then I would understand. Parking the bus though, even if done properly, cannot guarantee you victory. Sometimes possession teams come on top, other times parked buses do the job, there is nothing predestined in this case. So yes, would Bayern suit Chelsea a bit more than Madrid in a potential final? Maybe I can accept that. But to claim that there would be no doubt of Chelsea winning against Bayern Munich is preposterous.