Chess discussions

Finally got back in to playing after probably 20 years of only ever having the odd game.

My god I'm absolutely terrible now, how would people suggest brushing up on ages old skills?
London system is very easy and effective, try YouTube
 
Finally got back in to playing after probably 20 years of only ever having the odd game.

My god I'm absolutely terrible now, how would people suggest brushing up on ages old skills?
Download a chess AI and buy a vibrating butt plug.