Chants for Sabitzer

To the tune of DJ Otzi - Anton aus Tirol

he takes the ball (du du du du)
He scores a goal (du du du du)
He is Sabitzer from Tyrol
 
I feel that you jinx every new signing with forcing chants.
Btw Sabitzer the Howitzer!
 
Fernando/ABBA

There was something in the air last night
We tracked his flight
Sabitzer
It was there in red for all to see
For you and me
Sabitzer
Though we never felt like we could lose
There's no regrets
If we had to do the same again
We would my friend
Sabitzer.
 
a_devil_inside said:
Something to go with that Pizza Hut KFC song - Sabitzer’s Foot?
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Sabitzer’s Foot
Sabitzer’s Foot
He slots it in the corner with Sabitzer’s foot

SABITZER! SABITZER!
He slots it in the corner with Sabitzer’s foot

haha. Love it!
 
Sabitzer is a dancer,
You have got no chance ya,
Must understand that you'll looosee,
He scores from every distance,
Watch cause you can't miss this
Scores anytime we chooosee

Whooaaa Andy Carroll
HAIRBAND PRICK feckK YOUU

Okay it's crap but I just really like rhythm is the dancer, great song.
 
You're in the team
The sight of you in every single dream we dream
We knew when we first signed you
You're the one Eric decided, who's one of our kind

Hey, Sabitzer
You're our Mr. Mister on the pitch-eo, old Trafford yo
The way you move ain't fair you know
Hey, Sabitzer
You're not gonna miss a single thing you do tonight

Train - Soul Sister
 
Angelina, waitress at the pizzeria song....

Sabitzer is so nice we're gonna sign the B'stard twice
Sabitzer
Sabitzer
A player who has just come here!!

This is the worst I can come up with
 
This means nothing to meeee
This means nothing to meeee
Ooooh Sabitzeeeeeeeeeeer
 
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He comes from Austria and wears warm woolly mittens
He shits on the scousers and fights with the citizens
Opposition midfielders tied up in strings
These are a few of my favorite things
 
Rams said:
Because millions of them go skiing in Austria every winter. You even have night clubs in the Netherlands that are apres ski themed. Wankers.
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Wankers - that's in the red light district
 
Marcel
Marcel
Marcel

Marcel
Marcel
Marcel

To the greatest of them all Chelsea X3 X2
 
Sabitizer
Does he speak mandarin or Cantonese?
Engerlish
Is a bigger language than both of these.
 
I keep hearing Boy George singing:
"It's Sabitzer! (it's Sabitzer)" x3
And dreams are made of emotion.
It's Sabitzer

Not recommending this, just saying I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY feckING HEAD.
 
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Itsy Sabitzer spider,
On loan from the krauts.
In the Old Trafford rain,
We’ll watch him turn out.

Out comes the sunshine,
And dries up all the rain
And itsy Sabitzer spider,
Curls one in again.
 
es-muellert said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
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two words , Scott McTominay…

Mockney said:
Parklife?
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:lol: It actually works ….
 
Austria, Austria, Austria, Austria, Austria, Austria.

I often wonder what our Argentine players think of just chanting their country instead of their name or song. Lisandro seems a top guy but Heinze, Di Maria, Tevez, its not gone well chanting Argentina at them, not the fault of the strange chant but not that endearing possibly after a while. I'm aware of the history between Eng/Arg.
 
Sa-Sa-Sabitzer,
With him we're gonna win,
I heard he can really pass a ball,
Sa-Sa-Sabitzer,
Austria's greatest press machine,
For him United is all
 
sallycinnamin said:
Fernando/ABBA

There was something in the air last night
We tracked his flight
Sabitzer
It was there in red for all to see
For you and me
Sabitzer
Though we never felt like we could lose
There's no regrets
If we had to do the same again
We would my friend
Sabitzer.
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Still mad my Fernandes song to this tune never came to fruiton so this gets my vote.
 
Rams said:
Because millions of them go skiing in Austria every winter. You even have night clubs in the Netherlands that are apres ski themed. Wankers.
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I see, they take home one of the most sophisticated pieces of austrian culture. This is what you get for decades of brainless, cheesy tourism-campaigning
 
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