Chants for Sabitzer

In the tune of Drake's Worst Behaviour. 3:14



Sabitzer money like my last name Boeh-lyyyyyyyy
Another loan, bitch, our wage bill is more than high
David Gill probably hear that and be mortified
This ain't the club you CEO'd who used to make the Top four
Transfer deadline day deal and now our club is bona fide.
 
Marcel Sabitzer
Marcel Sabitzer
We’re gonna walk with Sabitzer till June
And we sang as he waltzed down from Munich to United Road
We’re gonna walk with Sabitzer till June
 
He is Sabitzer, our midfield stabilizer
He is Sabitzer, our midfield stabilizer
repeat
 
La la la la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la la la.

With some lyrics instead.
 
Get Sabitzer
Loaned in winter

To the tune of Smack My Bitch Up
 
es-muellert said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
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We won't tell you
 
es-muellert said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
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What tune does this one go to?
 
es-muellert said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
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PARK LIFE!
 
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Park life

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Park life

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.

Park Life
 
BenitoSTARR said:
PARK LIFE!
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horsechoker said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Park life

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Park life

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.

Park Life
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@horsechoker I’m getting increasingly aro-worried that we are becoming more and more on the same wavelength.

I’ve not yet choked a horse but I did feed it a carrot that would have certainly been inconvenient to consume and provided reasonable discomfort.
 
BenitoSTARR said:
@horsechoker I’m getting increasingly aro-worried that we are becoming more and more on the same wavelength.

I’ve not yet choked a horse but I did feed it a carrot that would have certainly been inconvenient to consume and provided reasonable discomfort.
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This is going in the posts that feel sexual thread
 
Wooooowooowoooah Marcel Sabitzer we want to win games with you

Wooowooowoooah Marcel Sabitzer play a through ball to Rashfordd

Repeat x 37

(To the tune of Mysterious Girl by Peter Andre)
 
BenitoSTARR said:
@horsechoker I’m getting increasingly aro-worried that we are becoming more and more on the same wavelength.

I’ve not yet choked a horse but I did feed it a carrot that would have certainly been inconvenient to consume and provided reasonable discomfort.
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You're both on the same wavelength in that you're both 2 pages late to the joke
 
To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:

Ah, look out, here’s Marcel Sabitzer!
Ah, look out, here’s Marcel Sabitzer!

Marcel Sabitzer
Beats Declan Rice to the ball where a header had been
Looks like a dream
January window
Wearing a shirt with a number not seen worn before
Who was it for?

Tell the people, Marcel
Where have you just come from?
Tell the people, Marcel
Where do you now belong?

Christian Eriksen
Missing the words from a team talk he’ll sadly not hear
Might cost us dear
Look at him fuming
Of daunting injuries and health scares he’s had his fair share
Does Andy care?

Tell the people, Marcel
Where have you just come from?
Tell the people, Marcel
Where do you now belong?

Ah, look out, here’s Marcel Sabitzer!
Ah, look out, here’s Marcel Sabitzer!

Marcel Sabitzer
Might be a temp but soon everyone will sing his name
Gary just came
Erik ten Hag
Nine Hag and eight Hag and six Hag and five Hag is brave
Season is saved

Tell the people, Marcel...
 
Sabitzer, wooaah
Sabitzer, woaahh
He comes from Austria
He'll f**kin' murder ya
 
horsechoker said:
I've got Woah! We're going to sign Sabitzer!

To the tune of We're going to Ibiza by the Vengaboys

Can we do better?
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Woah! We've got Marcel Sabitzer!
Woah! On loan from bundesliga
Woah! We're gonna have a party
Woah When he scores 1,2 an 3
 
KirkDuyt said:
No one knows their magnum opus: Rocket to uranus.

Edit: feck me, these cnuts have sold 25 million records world wide and are the best selling Dutch Pop group of all time.

Back on topic, uhm,

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Sabitzer in our dressing room,
Let's chant this song together,
From now until forever
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To be fair, is there a second Dutch pop group? Urban Dance Squad comes to mind but I’m not sure they’re considered pop.
 
Sabitzer! Sabitzer! Sabitzer!
He just scored a howitzer
in Man United’s red…
Sabitzer! Sabitzer! Sabitzer!
It’s a bloody massacre
Now all of you are dead…

To the tune of Queen - Bicycle Race
 
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Sabitzer, Sabitzer
He came from Austria
He'll fekin beat ya'


Nees work.
 
es-muellert said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
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With which song this one goes?
 
KirkDuyt said:
Changes by Tupac? It works if you start and stop and swallow some syllables. Might be cool to have an impossibly difficult chant.
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see no changes, wake up in the morning and as a Bayern fan I ask myself
why did you go for Sabitzer?
My stomach hurts, He's no Eriksen replacement however you look at it
Bayern fans dont give a damn about a Marcel'
 
Sabitzer oh oh oh
He couldn't get on for Munich
Then Eriksen got injured by a total dick
Sabitzer oh oh oh
 
Mein klub, der hat Sabitzer
Sabitzer hat mein klub
Und hätt' er nicht Sabitzer
so wär' er nicht mein klub!

And then you take a shot of schnaps after.

(To the tune of Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken, obviously...)
 
Real Name said:
see no changes, wake up in the morning and as a Bayern fan I ask myself
why did you go for Sabitzer?
My stomach hurts, He's no Eriksen replacement however you look at it
Bayern fans dont give a damn about a Marcel'
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Ship Marcel off that's what Julian said,
Lost 4 in a row now Julian's dead.
 
We should just steal this one from Frankfurt

Hey, Marcel Sabitzer schalalalala
 
He came from a land a bit yonder
Where beer flows and men chunder
Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder
It’s a Howitzer from Marcel Sabitzer
 
Sabitzer-zer-zer
He's a total panic buy
Sabitzer-zer-zer
Carroll is an awful guy

To the left, to the right
To Oktoberfest tonight
He's hardcore, plays with Shaw
And he shit's on Ødegaard
 
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