Chants for Sabitzer

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how it got this way
Midfield'll never be alright
So, we're signing Sabitz
We're signing Sabitzer tonight

Break the Habit by Linkin Park
 
If we hear "sign him up" then its going well.
 
Chips Don't Lie - Sabitzer feat Ten Hag

I never really knew that he could pass like this
He make a coach wants to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Sabitzer, Sabitzer)

Oh, Ten Hag, when you talk like that
You make a CM go mad
So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)
Reading the signs of my body (no fighting)

I'm on tonight
You know my chips don't lie (no fighting)
And I am starting to feel you, coach
Come on, let's go, real slow
Don't you see, baby, así es perfecto?
They know I am on tonight, my chips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? (Sabitzer, Sabitzer)
 
We’ve bought the…
Hit Sabitzer team machine he’s red and polka-Austro-Dreamy
And he’ll score on the first day of Feb.
 
Danger, Danger, Sabitzer!

When we press,
when he kicks,
when we press
when he kicks!
 
It's Sabitzer Marcel mister ponytail just like your sister

to Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
 
Aah yes sir! It's Sabitzer!
When you need a certain loan
He can do it, comes from Munich
He's Austrian!
 
Quoth the Raven: Sabitzer

To the tune of "Quoth the Raven" by Edgar Allan Poe.

Best illustrated by the Simpsons:
 
Ohhh Sabby Sabby
Sabby Sabby
Sabby Sabby Sabitzer

(to the tune of “Ohhh Gary Gary, Gary Gary Gary Gary Pallister)
 
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Woah here he comes
Watch out City he'll feck you up
Woah here he comes
Marcel Sabitzer

To the tune of Man-eater by Hall and Oates
 
es-muellert said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
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Shit chant.
 
So who's that girl there?
I wonder what went wrong
We've been seduced by her long hair
The men's team needs reinforcements
But the ladies got the transfers
It's all not quite legitimate

No, wait, it's a man
Just give him half a chance, you'll think his surname is Forlan
Loaned from Bayern Munich, I hope it's all in Ten Hag's plan
He's called Marcel Sabitzer
 
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Sparky Rhiwabon said:
Ohhh Sabby Sabby
Sabby Sabby
Sabby Sabby Sabitzer

(to the tune of “Ohhh Gary Gary, Gary Gary Gary Gary Pallister)
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Sabitzer, Sabitzer running down the pitch
Sabitzer, Sabitzer running down the pitch
Shunned by the Krauts
Loaned by the Reds
Sabitzer, Sabitzer, Sabitzer
 
Into the Tunnel!

Into the BOAT!

Get to the choppa!

I'm here! Do It! Kill me! I'm right here! Do it now!

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women

Put that cookie down

Consider that a divorce
 
Cause am in to Erikson
You know I'm such a fool for you
You've got me wrapped around your finger
Then we signed Marcel Sabitzer

Did we have to
Did we have to
Did we have to sign Sabitzer
 


You can ring Marcel, ring Marcel
You can ring Marcel, ring Marcel
You can ring Marcel, ring Marcel
You can ring Marcel, ring Marcel
 
Sabit, Sabit, Sabit, Sabitzer

To the tune of Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, Shagger
 
horsechoker said:
The Vengaboys were massive

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No one knows their magnum opus: Rocket to uranus.

Edit: feck me, these cnuts have sold 25 million records world wide and are the best selling Dutch Pop group of all time.

Back on topic, uhm,

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Sabitzer in our dressing room,
Let's chant this song together,
From now until forever
 
Samid said:
Sabitzer whoa,
Sabitzer whoa,
He comes from Austria,
He'll fecking murder ye

To the tune of Nemanja whoa
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Igor Drefljak said:
Get your sabitz out
Get your sabitz out
Get your sabitz out for Ten Hag

to the tune of get your tits out
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Wednesday at Stoke said:
If you’re short on cash, who you gonna call?
Marc Sabitzer!
If your midfields a bit gash, who you gonna call?
Marc Sabitzer!
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77 said:
When the ball hits the goal
It's not Eriksen no!
It's Sabitzer!
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Cracking up here lads! Class.
 
Sabitzer nuts, Sabitzer nuts
We’re all fecking buzzing
We’re Sabitzer nuts
 
Sabitzer, from the land of Hitler,
He came on a loan with no buy

Sabitzer, shot like a Howitzer,
I'm not into discussion = will not reply

To the tune of Maria by Blondie
 
To the tune of Yellow Polka Dot Bikini:

Two, three, four,
Tell the muppets what’s the score.
We’ve signed Marcel Sabitzer, easy peasie, boner won’t go down so easy.
It’s been like this since lunchtime today.
Maaaarcel Sabitzer, loanee, cheapie, some pricks still hard for Hakimi.
Past the summer he’s certain to stay.
 
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