Chants for Sabitzer

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I've got Woah! We're going to sign Sabitzer!

To the tune of We're going to Ibiza by the Vengaboys

Can we do better?
 
Sabitzer whoa,
Sabitzer whoa,
He comes from Austria,
He'll fecking murder ye

To the tune of Nemanja whoa
 
So f*xk off Andy Carroll
For that f*cking awful tackle
We've got Sabitzer
We've got Sabitzer

To the Come on Feel the Noise
 
Can you make a rhyming song with Sabitzer being from Austria, having a moustache and wanting to conquer Europe?

Verse 1:
Sabitzer from Austria, with his mustachioed face,
Dreaming of ruling the continent with grace,
But the road to conquer Europe he must trace.

Chorus:
Sabitzer's ambition, so grand and so bold,
A master of Europe, his dream he'll unfold,
A mustachioed conqueror, conquering the old.

Verse 2:
His dream will become real, it's his destiny,
To rule the continent is his greatest desire,
He'll lead Europe with honor and with pride, so high.

Chorus:
Sabitzer's ambition, so grand and so bold,
A master of Europe, his dream he'll unfold,
A mustachioed conqueror, conquering the old.

Verse 3:
From Austria he came, and to Europe, he'll go,
His mustached face, a sight for all to behold,
He'll rule with justice, a leader of the new.

Chorus:
Sabitzer's ambition, so grand and so bold,
A master of Europe, his dream he'll unfold,
A mustachioed conqueror, conquering the old
 
If you’re short on cash, who you gonna call?
Marc Sabitzer!
If your midfields a bit gash, who you gonna call?
Marc Sabitzer!
 
can't think of the first three lines

We'll win matches at a stroke
God bless Sabitzer
Viva Sabitzer
Long live Sabitzer
C'est magnifique Sabitzer
Magnifique Sabitzer
Sabitzer
 
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
 
Take it, take take it, take it take take it, take it take take it, take it like a ball from Sabitzer! (Heeey VAR… Hey VAR)
 
Carrol's tackle put us in the shitzer
Then we signed Marcel Sabitzer
If you love all his skills and his goals
Let him know, let him know, let him know.

*Pending skills and goals
 
es-muellert said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
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Well thanks for that. Just made my day:D
 
Life's Sabitz and then you die
That's why we had to buy
Cause you never know when you need Marco

To the tune of Life's a Bitch by Nas
 
Sabitzer, Sabitzer, Sabitzer!
To the tune of Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea!

Alternatively,

Sabitzer, Sabitzer, Sabitzer!
To the tune of Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal!
 
es-muellert said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
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Noone cares mate.
 
Sabitzer, Sabitzer passing us by
Sabitzer, Sabitzer, my my my
Sabitzer, Sabitzer, smile for us now
Sabitzer, Sabitzer in our life

Outlandish - Aicha
 
es-muellert said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
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That’s a very wordy chant, what tune would you even chant this to?
 
One two three it's Marc Sabi
He came from Austria
Best midfielder in Lancaster why ooooh

I said one two three
It's kind of dangerous to play against Andy
He injured Chrissy
Too much violence in football why ooooh

To the tune of Stop the Violence by Boogie Down Productions/Definition by Black Star
 
When the ball hits the goal
It's not Eriksen no!
It's Sabitzer!
 
When the dane goes down
and its three months out
who ya gonna call
SABITZER

doo doo doo doo do dooo
 
es-muellert said:
As a Bayern Fan I wonder what you want with him. He's not an Eriksen replacement, no matter from which angle you look at it.

Most Bayern Fans wondered why we signed him in the first place since he's considered not good enough for a top club.

Hardly played this season apart from a few games in the beginning. I guess most Bayern Fans are happy to have him off the payroll, even if only on loan, but I curious what your motivation is.
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Parklife?
 
Listen all y'all, it's a Sabitzer
Listen all y'all, it's a Sabitzer
Listen all y'all, it's a Sabitzer
Listen all y'all, it's a Sabitzer.
 
Hips don't lie - Shakira Shakira

Eriksen got injured, our season is dead,
Back to playing fecking McFred,
But wait, a player,
From Austria,
Our saviour,
Sabitzer Sabitzer
 
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