Champions League Round of 16 fixtures

¡Hola! to you all, mis amigos,
There’s a new game in town,
Where ten little short-assed, black-haired guys
Knock one little ball around.

It don’t have to go in the goal, oh no,
Or even five yards away,
It’s got half of you gouging your eyes out,
And the other half yelling “¡Ole!”

Cos, we, play -

Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny,
Nano, poco, picolini,
Like the ball’s a molecule,
Microscopic, minuscule,
Rain or sun or overcast,
We keep goin’, nowhere fast,
Forward, backward, metronomic,
Mesmerising, quite hypnotic,
Dinky-winky
Nippy, snappy
Namby-pamby
Ziggy-zaggy
Zippy, zappy
Spirit-sappy
Little crappy
Tiki-Taky
Moves.

Our game-plan’s delightfully simple,
We play pointless keep-ball, until
You lose it, and do something loco -
And then we beat you one-nil.

You, see, ’cos -

Everybody get to touch it,
Pedro, Puyol, Pique, Busquets,
Xavi, Xabi, on to Ramos,
Keep it moving, don’t stop, ¡vamos!
David Silva, David Villa
Everyone but Capdevila,
Iniesta, Fabregas
Sideways shuffle, backward pass,
Dinky-winky
Nippy, snappy
Namby-pamby
Ziggy-zaggy
Zippy, zappy
Spirit-sappy
Little crappy
Tiki-Taky
Moves.

We’ve truly surpassed the old masters,
Picasso, Dalí, Velásquez,
We’re artists, but also technicians, see -
With beauty we bore you to death.

So, come, on...

Don’t eat steak, like some big fat-ass -
Why not try a little tapas?
No main course, just dainty dips
No big gulps, just little sips.
When we feck, we go on all day
Penetration? No, just foreplay!
Why should we be trigger-happy?
It’s such fun to dick about with
Dinky-winky
Nippy, snappy
Namby-pamby
Ziggy-zaggy
Zippy, zappy
Spirit-sappy
Little crappy
Tiki-Taky
Moves.
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Barcelona have just played a half of zombie passing. Surprisingly poor movement by their players.
 
Not a good idea watching Barcelona at 2am in the night. I fell asleep and almost dropped to the floor twice from the couch.
 
I'm only tuning into the Barca-Milan match second half. Looks like I haven't missed much anyway.
 
If the rumours are true about Pep Guardiola being SAF's replacement then I'll be really worried. If he did take over and change our style to anything like that absolute shite I've just watched, I'd have to assassinate the Baldy little bastard.

Boring cnuts.
 
The Don said:
If the rumours are true about Pep Guardiola being SAF's replacement then I'll be really worried. If he did take over and change our style to anything like that absolute shite I've just watched, I'd have to assassinate the Baldy little bastard.

Boring cnuts.
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Bayern Munich?...

God I just got to work. Had to physically turn off the fotmob knob commentators.

"El-Shah-Wah-Way" and "Sully Muntawi" that's a great run by "Kevin Pwince Boateng". CHRIST :lol: I was ready to throw the phone out the car window.
 
Quite a boring first half. Milan are well organized in defence and Barca appear to lack quick movement in attack. The game should hopefully open up significantly at the latter stages of the second half once Milan’s players start to tire from the continual pressing.
 
marcosdeto said:
i dont follow italian football, is montolivo always this good?
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I've always thought he was good when I saw him but don't really watch much Italian football. Was shocked when he was a free and nobody really went for him. But I have always liked him since the Pro Evo days and I played with Fiorentina
 
Is it me or has Messi undergone a Ronaldo-like transformation: become more efficient, but less exciting... His dribbling seems not as magical anymore.
 
Gotta say Milan's doing a good job in defense. They seem to try and force Barca out wide, which makes them pretty much a useless bunch of Dodos due to their complete lack of ability in the air. Way harder to break through on the wings as well. Milan's pretty shite in attack though... but I'm hoping for a miracle a la last year.
 
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