They are the undisputed bottle kings. It’s time for a sports psychologist because there is something wrong with the club as a whole.
Bayern couldn’t even gift them a title.
Bayern couldn’t even gift them a title.
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Didn't Bellingham mock us after the 7-0? Eat shit.
Yes, I'm that petty.
Yes, I'm that petty.
Imagine being given the title on a silver platter but still unable to take it. Bottlers of the highest order.
Where's the Bundesliga Defence League telling us it isn't actually a bottle job?
We can't even win Bottle of the Year !
When it comes to the crunch their defensive structure just isn't good enough I'm afraid given their constant shipping of goals whenever they play in Munich.
For all the stick they get RB Leipzig have a far better mentality, fighting for top 4 and they go to Bayern and win 1-3 with little fuss.
Finished 5 points off top in the end so they'll rue their slow start to the season
Another title bottledWe can't even win Bottle of the Year !
This was a million times worse than Arsenal in my opinion.
2-1 down, 3 minutes to go, they get a corner.
Crowd is dead, players take an entire minute to actually decide who should play the corner. 0 urgency.
If that's at Old Trafford, you'll have Bruno running his ass off to take that corner within seconds with the crowd urging the team.
Same for Liverpool or City
Dortmund as a whole seemed to have given up very easily. 0 urgency to actually win the game.
Crowd is dead, players take an entire minute to actually decide who should play the corner. 0 urgency.
If that's at Old Trafford, you'll have Bruno running his ass off to take that corner within seconds with the crowd urging the team.
Same for Liverpool or City
Dortmund as a whole seemed to have given up very easily. 0 urgency to actually win the game.
We can't even win Bottle of the Year !
This is clearly bottle job at highest. Playing at home against mid table team that probably had no reason to win because it still wouldn’t make them go to European comp and Dortmund still can’t win. 
Well obviously. Arse were nowhere close in the end. This takes it to another level
Es ist die Geschichte der Dortmunder
Mainz had nothing to play for and had lost 4 in a row I think before today.
It's an astonishing bottle job.
It's an astonishing bottle job.
In that case, hehehehe.
Are Arsenal the Dortmund of England or are Dortmund the Arsenal of Germany?
They seemed to stop attacking when they heard koln equalised. They stopped getting the ball to their subs especially Reyna who was making things happen
I just had a look as well. Mainz lost their last five games. They were on holiday mode and even screwed up so many counter attacks
This is football eritage
The whole last 10 minutes or so were fecking weird.
It's as if after Koln scored, the Dortmund players were just hoping that result would hold so they wouldn't have to actually try to win. Horrible mentality.
It's incredible at this point. I mean I think it happened in some earlier seasons (them losing the title after having a lead over Bayern) but this was perfect situation for Dortmund and they still managed to screw it up.
they froze, particularly in the first half
Mock is a bit rich. He liked a post from Trent showing the scoreboard. Could even be his PR team.
Yep penalty was scored in 80th minute, not 95th so bizarre to just assume Bayern wouldn't score with 15 minutes left and amount of attacking players they had on the pitch.
100% German arsenal
I haven't watched a single game in Bundesliga and only learned the situation today. I'm just dropping by to say it...
Serial bottlers.
Serial bottlers.
Inappropriate Behavior
Thread title should be changed to "Dortmund Suicide Watch".
The Hilary Clinton of football clubs
This is the biggest bottle job ever, the commentator said they had a parade already set up for (I think) 40,000 fans tomorrow that's how bad it was.
Tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for Dortmund.
That's a way better comparison, despite their opponents making mistake after mistake, they just can't win.
In my history of watching football since the mid 90's, nothing comes close to this. Can't remember the time a team had to win at home against a mid-table team and couldn't do it.
Specialist in bottling
This is first time that Arsenal have been in this position. Dortmund are serial offenders.
First time? Did you start watching the PL in 2019?