Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[Plant0x84]

Buy shit players get shit results

I wish to contest this point!

 

[stevoc]

And what will supporters do in the dressing room?

Autographs?

 

[Berbaclass]

Reminded me of this peak headless moment

 

[Glorio]

Worst atmosphere I've ever heard for a big PL match. Comedy club with no actual fan base

It was lockdown level silence, even after the went 1-0 up in a local derby after a string of losses, what on earth?

 

[kaku06]

What the feck are the players doing to us? We pay their wages but they don’t seem to give a feck!

Who’s gonna tell him?

 

[Red in STL]

And what will supporters do in the dressing room?

Autographs?

Pose with the Nordic Yeti in his pants

 

[kaku06]

Club should let a few supporters into the dressing room.

Bunch of shit houses

Should let All of the supporters. Same thing.

 

[Plant0x84]

And what will supporters do in the dressing room?

Autographs?

Probably call all the players rags.

 

[HookedOnAPhelan]

Probably call all the players rags.

 

[kaku06]

We are back where we were. Shit!

Correct.

Mods, ban this lowlife!

Listen to this highlife.

 

[Cloud7]

Why would the club let all their supporters in the dressing room?

I am guessing what they’re hoping for is to probably attack the players. It’s quite funny to imagine Ol Bazza from down at the pub trying to fight Haaland or Walker

 

[Rodgerzzz]

 

[stevoc]

Pose with the Nordic Yeti in his pants

But who's wearing the pants? Erling or the fans?

And if it's the latter what's Haaland wearing?

Could be some new weird OF revenue stream for City.

 

[stevoc]

Probably call all the players rags.

Where's that Rag cnut Nunes?

 

[TheGame]

 

[SuperiorXI]

Spoiler

 

[MadMike]

At this rate, the prem will only need to dock us 3 points to relegate us!!

Cackling

 

[Red in STL]

But who's wearing the pants? Erling or the fans?

And if it's the latter what's Haaland wearing?

Could be some new weird OF revenue stream for City.

 

[Bobade]

Good grief.

 

[horsechoker]

Good brief.

Fixed your post

 

[Giggsy13]

 

[thisisnottaken1]

My eyes are bleeding.

 

[Chief123]

Blimey he’s downgrade. He used to be in a fancy studio before. Back to a blank wall in his bedroom. Tough times.

 

[stevoc]

I thought Erlings ballbag was hanging out there, but it's just Noels face.

 

[ErikElevenHag]

feck me Rasmus wasn't on the pitch when the rags scored..he's embarrassing himself ..they only scored when he went off..
We will fecking take the piss next time we play them

What stopped us taking the piss yesterday?

Do feck off..you know full well how we are with injuries loss of form/ confidence..
Good win fot you yesterday I suppose..we will Muller you at the swamp...yeah I forgot you are supposed to be a blue

Shut up you fecking gimp, it was a question to a slapped arse post "we will take the piss next time" why didn't we? Can't we beat a 13th placed United, whilst 1 up going into the final minutes? Of course we can. There are fecking terrible. I am a blue you cockwomble. Meet me at Villa, I will give you a slap

Yeah right..slap a pensioner..ooh you are fecking hard..but yeah go on then dickhead
I guess you are a new blue eh..
I've been going since 61..season ticket holder since 74...
You sound like a knob

This is a real conversation on there.

 

[DarkLord1984]

This is a real conversation on there.

Gold

 

[GueRed]

1 win in 11.

This is the Man City we all know and love

 

[SuperiorXI]

This is a real conversation on there.

 

[Spark]

1 win in 11.

This is the Man City we all know and love

Yeah the real blip is them winning immediately at the start of the last decade.

A very expensive, geo-politically charged, cheat-ridden, blip.

 

[Red in STL]

I thought Elings ballbag was hanging out there, but it's just Noels face.

It's the new Wonderwall maybe

 

[Jazz]

My God those comments from the /bluemooners really cheered me up

 

[Posh Red]

I watched the game at their hospitality offering yesterday, and it was seriously jarring how odd that club and stadium is compared to visiting Old Trafford. The way they have a hype man outside the stadium announcing and bigging up all of their players as they get off the bus, occasionally adding ‘they really hate United!’ After announcing certain players.

The whole thing felt extremely tacky and forced. It’s the polar opposite of attending Old Trafford, or even Stamford Bridge, where everything is fairly understated.

The hospitality section itself was incredibly swanky. My mate whispered to our waitress ‘he’s a United fan, by the way’ to try and wind me up. She replied by saying ‘don’t worry, most of the staff here are too’

 

[Rojofiam]

This is a real conversation on there.

All that's missing is the word "rag"

 

[JJ12]

I watched the game at their hospitality offering yesterday, and it was seriously jarring how odd that club and stadium is compared to visiting Old Trafford. The way they have a hype man outside the stadium announcing and bigging up all of their players as they get off the bus, occasionally adding ‘they really hate United!’ After announcing certain players.

The whole thing felt extremely tacky and forced. It’s the polar opposite of attending Old Trafford, or even Stamford Bridge, where everything is fairly understated.

The hospitality section itself was incredibly swanky. My mate whispered to our waitress ‘he’s a United fan, by the way’ to try and wind me up. She replied by saying ‘don’t worry, most of the staff here are too’

Brilliant

 

[DarkLord1984]

I watched the game at their hospitality offering yesterday, and it was seriously jarring how odd that club and stadium is compared to visiting Old Trafford. The way they have a hype man outside the stadium announcing and bigging up all of their players as they get off the bus, occasionally adding ‘they really hate United!’ After announcing certain players.

The whole thing felt extremely tacky and forced. It’s the polar opposite of attending Old Trafford, or even Stamford Bridge, where everything is fairly understated.

The hospitality section itself was incredibly swanky. My mate whispered to our waitress ‘he’s a United fan, by the way’ to try and wind me up. She replied by saying ‘don’t worry, most of the staff here are too’

It says a lot that whenever United advertise a role, apparently they are inundated with applications from people who work at City.

 

[rimaldo]

Was forced to watch the game with a rag and his rag mate (wife wanted her boyfriend over for Sunday Roast) throughout the whole game they kept bringing up the 115 charges. I was all “I’m not taking notice of any financial guff from a couple of scaffolders. And anyway, we earned that money fair and square. We’ve been the most successful team for a decade, of course companies are happy to pay a premium to partner with us.” That shut them up good and proper and they were soon on to moaning about Amorim.

“Just a haired Hag.” “It’s relegation at this rate.” “Burn it all down.”

A dodgy penalty and a brain fart from our defence later and they’re all;

“We’re gonna win the league.” “Ruben is the missing link.” “Look how scared Pep is.”
I could even hear them shouting “it’s Martinez to Amad, and he’s in!” through the walls whilst they were enjoying my wife. They did let me keep the johnnies at the end? which I thought was big of them. Apparently they finished on her though, so I only got to enjoy the smell. They’re still small-time.

 

[T00lsh3d]

How many men is she shagging? I’m confused

 

[horsechoker]

How many men is she shagging? I’m confused

Yes

 

[JJ12]

How many men is she shagging? I’m confused

A few scaffolders and a couple of rags I think

 

[Greyfog]

I watched the game at their hospitality offering yesterday, and it was seriously jarring how odd that club and stadium is compared to visiting Old Trafford. The way they have a hype man outside the stadium announcing and bigging up all of their players as they get off the bus, occasionally adding ‘they really hate United!’ After announcing certain players.

The whole thing felt extremely tacky and forced. It’s the polar opposite of attending Old Trafford, or even Stamford Bridge, where everything is fairly understated.

The hospitality section itself was incredibly swanky. My mate whispered to our waitress ‘he’s a United fan, by the way’ to try and wind me up. She replied by saying ‘don’t worry, most of the staff here are too’

United fans taking Oil money. Embarrassing.