Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[TheGame]

Benny Silva kicking off on Sky at the moment
Love to see it

What did he say?

 

[RedRocket9908]

 

[MrMarcello]

INJECT IT IN MY VEINS

 

[Gazautd18]

What did he say?

 

[TheGame]

Thanks, everyone over there is cracking up.

 

[TheGame]

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

Embarrassment to throw away a game we largely controlled.

We didn't control shit fella. 2nd half we were non existent

They were better in posession than us. They are an absolute emberassment of a side with a collection of shite players that is very early into learning how to play like a cohesive team which they haven't done for almost 10 years and we made it tough work at home.

No excuses at this point, we are a disgrace at the moment

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Congratulations to the board, enjoy your net spend trophy with such great signings.

At this paste we'll also lose our Champions League money, fantastic planning !!

Negligence and arrogance.

Just feck off

Has to go now im afraid

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Right now, If given opportunity, I would kill without hesitation this peace of shit of player called Matheus Nunes.

Freak you wouldn't do shit he would leather you.

Get tae feck. There is literally no need for that shite in the slightest

Wtf? feck off you bellend.

Get a life man

You’re as pathetic as how we played today.

Looks like we have a winner for most moronic post of the year

Ban this ****

Mods, ban this lowlife!

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Now then, where did I put my heroin?

I think our players must have nicked it

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4 in a row
have some respect

With respect thats all history, we're in December 2024 now with 1 win in 11 games

4 league titles in a row or a couple of wins in 11 games ? your pick

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Not a set of bollocks between the lot of them

This is it. But that comes from the manager. The first 10 mins we let them settle. The crowd were up for it. And we play sideways backwards. It's a fecking disgrace. Everything comes to an end.

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I don’t mind losing. This isn’t losing. This is fecking pathetic performances. Creating nothing and looking like they are walking through the motions.

seriously it was that last minute collapse until up untill then don’t forget we were 1-0. remember?

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Who in gods name thought Nunes and Doku were good enough for this team.

Been saying for weeks - this team is done.....and it needs a clear out....Its not just injuries some of these players are finished one way or another.....the big 3 are KDB, walker and Gundo - all 3 absolutely anonymous for games on end.....
Huge clearout needed in the summer headed by those 3 along with Grealish - people dont want to use the word but he is a flop.....adds nothing. Nunes needs to be gone as well...clearly not good enough....you can add John Stones to that as well as there is no point in retaining a player if he is never fit to play..
There are many better teams than utd and all of them will beat us
we are in a battle for mid table.......we will be no where near top 4

I picked the right season to give up my season card

Its actually getting worse each week...

Top 4?
We will be lucky to get top 8

Villa next week. Going to lose that too

Actually looking forward to a change and seeing new younger talented players. This was horrible to watch., Pep seems to have lost his mojo.

our reverse Aguero moment............

I predict now Joseph Pep Guardiola will never start his new contract

That was as bad a City performance I’ve witnessed since the 1990’s .
Inept gutless useless top to bottom.

I don’t want to see Eddie, walker, Gundy, Kev or Nunes in a starting team again. Nunes is shit & the others need a care home

Pep can play some kids or Fook off too

Guardiola is done, it will take a few years to get the player in by which time he will be gone. get through this season and start looking for a new manager. The football is too negative slow and safe, players have zero back bone and passion and most fans are simply bored watching this shit - personally I would not give Pep abymore money replace him in the summer and start a fresh

We are back where we were. Shit!

This is now serious

 

[AdamColeBebe]

It's funny how some of them seem to have settled at their 4 in a row. Like they've completed a game and are getting killed all the time on their NG+

 

[ElectroManiac]

My vein is fully ereceted for some Bluemoon tears!!

 

[No Idea For Nickname]

What gets me is that United are absolutely shite, yet we threw our arms up in surrender. Pathetic, really pathetic.

From the first 10 minutes. Rags outplayed us all day.

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Think we can add nunes to the Scott sinclair category of signings.
How did anyone ever think he was suitable for us is an absolute mystery.

It could get worse if this mornings paper talk about Pogba and Guimares is true

You are not wrong. These next windows are the most crucial for nigh on a decade.

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I've been saying it for weeks, he has to go. He has made no attempt to restructure our style or formation from one that just doesn't cut it anymore. That was the worse United team I can recall for many years and we fecking lost to them. We are a laughing stock. Guardiola can go and he should take all of them less Dias. There seriously isn't one of them worth keeping. It's an implosion I have not seen the like of by any team in any sport in nearly 50 years of sports watching.

The vultures are circling.

Its becoz we're dead.

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Is the title defence by the rags in Moyes' season currently the worst on record? We're on course (on current form) to obliterate it, mind.

Chelsea and Leicester have had worse

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I'm a Liverpool fan but for some reason I dont take no pleasure in city's current run of form. It makes no sense but I guess it maybe time for a rebuild. Im intrigued to see if Pep sticks it out and turns things around or if he jumps ship

Haaland pocketed by Maguire aswell, new low

Best manager we have ever had but feels like a line has been crossed today

Is this the biggest collapse by champions in PL history?

Having to listen to that **** Neville was a deffo low today horrible rat faced ****

At this rate, the prem will only need to dock us 3 points to relegate us!!

 

[Fr. Todd Unctious]

Go Razmatazz

 

[KirkDuyt]

"Now then, where did I put my heroin?"

This is actually, quality self deprecation.

 

[Gazautd18]

Pep looks broken
Actually feel a bit sorry for him

 

[AdamColeBebe]

Pep looks broken

He does. He said the other day he's not looking after himself. That's not good, joking aside.

Think he could do with a break, for his own wellbeing more than anything.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Why would the club let all their supporters in the dressing room?

It would still be very echoey if they did.

 

[Gavinb33]

The players nicked the heroin takes it for me

 

[Gazautd18]

He does. He said the other day he's not looking after himself. That's not good, joking aside.

Think he could do with a break, for his own wellbeing more than anything.

Yeah he's just come out in the presser saying he's not good enough.

 

[Gazautd18]

Hope this behind the scenes season is on Amazon though

 

[SER19]

Worst atmosphere I've ever heard for a big PL match. Comedy club with no actual fan base

 

[AdamColeBebe]

Nunes has been voted man of the match with a 9.22 rating on the BBC match report

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c1j0x0p890lt

Scroll all the way to the bottom

 

[Red in STL]

Ever been to an away game? The police won't let you out if they feel there's a safety risk.

Dead right, I remember being locked in at Forest when we lost 4-0 circa 1990 - might have been that at half time but the buggers wouldn't let us out

 

[TsuWave]

"he would leather you"

 

[Hugh Jass]

Nunes has been voted man of the match with a 9.22 rating on the BBC match report

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c1j0x0p890lt

Scroll all the way to the bottom

 

[T00lsh3d]

Nunes has been voted man of the match with a 9.22 rating on the BBC match report

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c1j0x0p890lt

Scroll all the way to the bottom

Oh my god

 

[Rodgerzzz]

Nunes has been voted man of the match with a 9.22 rating on the BBC match report

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c1j0x0p890lt

Scroll all the way to the bottom

This is like the Driver Of The Day thing in F1 where people obviously vote for whoever's span it into a wall or running 90 seconds of the back of the field. Internet being the internet it happens so often F1 have had to change it on the sly so the meme votes don't show in the live poll

 

[calodo2003]

Love it.

 

[RedRocket9908]

 

[thisisnottaken1]

Nunes has been voted man of the match with a 9.22 rating on the BBC match report

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c1j0x0p890lt

Scroll all the way to the bottom

I saw that. What a complete joke

 

[imamuppet]

Nunes has been voted man of the match with a 9.22 rating on the BBC match report

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c1j0x0p890lt

Scroll all the way to the bottom

hahahhahaha, whats going on here, BBC have a Man Utd fan, well i never .....

 

[Florida Man]

Don’t worry anout Pep, he is just out of cocaine.

 

[padr81]

Why would the club let all their supporters in the dressing room?

Can you imagine? Bet the guy who posted it is one of those fat late 50's wanna be hardman fecks who dominate said forum, storming in after 6 can of Bate the wife brand cider trying to show Haaland who's boss? Be worth it just to see Erling deck the cnut.

 

[DarkLord1984]

Bro was almost in tears

 

[Plant0x84]

It could get worse if this mornings paper talk about Pogba and Guimares is true

I’d love Pogvirus to rock up at City and stink the place out while they continue to suck. I’m sure that would be deliciously salty.

 

[tomaldinho1]

‘The vultures are circling’
‘Because we’re dead’



Pure poetry

 

[Robertd0803]

Hahahahaha take that you cheating blue plastic shits.

Guadiola signing a new deal is looking as sensible as us renewing Phil Jones for another 5 years that time.

 

[arthurka]

Pep looks done, feel a bit sorry for him.
Nah it was just gas.

 

[Adisa]

 

[Bastian]

Better than most posts on their forum.

 

[Scanny]

My brother in christ, your club made the game go

I cannot stop laughing at that post. I’ve actually had to send it to some Gooner mates it’s that good.

 

[Oranges038]

This one is quality.

What the feck are the players doing to us? We pay their wages but they don’t seem to give a feck!