Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

Rules of the United Thread. ( Blue Moon forum - Baby boomers edition)

1) Clock up 25k posts on one thread saying the word 'Rag' over and over, like it actually stings our eyes, which it doesn't. Most United fans find it quite endearing. It's like that Monty Python sketch, "We are the knights who say NI."

2) Say something about Munich. Mostly to deflect away from the horrific tragedy, and paint MUFC in a bad light. Completely ignoring the capabilities and finances available to football clubs in the 1950's.

3) Say something about Louis Edwards meat factory circa 1966. (Louis Edwards has been dead 41 years!)

4) Mention the Martin Edwards toilet cubicle rumour. (Martin Edwards retired 20 years ago!)

5) Try to make Sir Alex Ferguson relevant in every post, and not an 80 year old man who has been retired for 8 years. "I don't care what they say about his brain operation, he's still running that club from his secret lair inside Mere Golf Club."

6) Mention Ryan Giggs/Wayne Rooney shagging habits. They love a bit of tabloid tittle tattle from the daily mail.

7) Act like schoolboys and make up childish non PC names for players and managers. Tranaldo, Camel Gob, Ratboy, Gashford, Slur Alex, Poobag, Slabhead....these are grandparents posting on a football forum at 2am!

8) Every United victory is down to bent refs, the FA, sky sports, UEFA, Rupert Murdoch, the Pope… they even try to find out where the ref is from to find some sort of connection to United. Oddballs!

9) Present random factoids from Gary James, such as,“ In 1906, Earnest Boothroyd was a centre back for the Red Devil’s. They stole this nickname from Salford Rugby club. Earnest was 1792 millimetres tall. Nathan Ake is 1997 millimetres tall. Which is considerably taller than Earnest. Have that you dirty rags! P.S. I was born without a willy.”

10) Repeat all of the above for 50 years, even though the majority of their fans under the age of 30, cringe themselves inside out, every time they trot down this laboriously well worn path

I’m a blue and, just like amongst your own support, there are some grown ups sharing honest opinions but also some arseholes to be found on bluemoon.

I rarely go on it, and I f I do there are threads I avoid, but if your detailed account of quotations has been verified by your own eyes then you must hang around in there hoovering up out of context, negative and hurtful remarks and writing them down in your little black book of hate, like some S&M weirdo.

My kindly meant advice to you is “don’t let it live in your head rent free - it’s making you sound like Frankie Howard with a stubbed toe mate, it sounds very painful”.

In all seriousness, you must surely be able to recognise that you spewing exaggerated vitriol in here, is you doing exactly what you loudly proclaim to be childish by them?

It’s not big and it’s not clever for anyone to preach such generalised hate ridden drivel - be it them or be it you - it can get the kids & thick heads excited and that can lead to all kinds of nonsense.
 
I’m a blue and, just like amongst your own support, there are some grown ups sharing honest opinions but also some arseholes to be found on bluemoon.

I rarely go on it, and I f I do there are threads I avoid, but if your detailed account of quotations has been verified by your own eyes then you must hang around in there hoovering up out of context, negative and hurtful remarks and writing them down in your little black book of hate, like some S&M weirdo.

My kindly meant advice to you is “don’t let it live in your head rent free - it’s making you sound like Frankie Howard with a stubbed toe mate, it sounds very painful”.

In all seriousness, you must surely be able to recognise that you spewing exaggerated vitriol in here, is you doing exactly what you loudly proclaim to be childish by them?

It’s not big and it’s not clever for anyone to preach such generalised hate ridden drivel - be it them or be it you - it can get the kids & thick heads excited and that can lead to all kinds of nonsense.

:lol: :lol:
 
I’m a blue and, just like amongst your own support, there are some grown ups sharing honest opinions but also some arseholes to be found on bluemoon.

I rarely go on it, and I f I do there are threads I avoid, but if your detailed account of quotations has been verified by your own eyes then you must hang around in there hoovering up out of context, negative and hurtful remarks and writing them down in your little black book of hate, like some S&M weirdo.

My kindly meant advice to you is “don’t let it live in your head rent free - it’s making you sound like Frankie Howard with a stubbed toe mate, it sounds very painful”.

In all seriousness, you must surely be able to recognise that you spewing exaggerated vitriol in here, is you doing exactly what you loudly proclaim to be childish by them?

It’s not big and it’s not clever for anyone to preach such generalised hate ridden drivel - be it them or be it you - it can get the kids & thick heads excited and that can lead to all kinds of nonsense.
Cry more
 
The entitlement of our fan base is becoming obnoxious.

Opponents not allowed to defend and god forbid time waste. Players not allowed to tackle our players.
Opponents not sitting back and allowing us to run rings around then and score 5 goals a game.
Referees not allowed to make correct calls against us.
Media not allowed to write the truth when we play badly.
Hardly surprising that a lot of fans now hate us, when we were once their second favourite team/club.
We are becoming what we hated the rags for, entitled.

The penny's finally dropped for this poor Bertie.
 
I’m a blue and, just like amongst your own support, there are some grown ups sharing honest opinions but also some arseholes to be found on bluemoon.

I rarely go on it, and I f I do there are threads I avoid, but if your detailed account of quotations has been verified by your own eyes then you must hang around in there hoovering up out of context, negative and hurtful remarks and writing them down in your little black book of hate, like some S&M weirdo.

My kindly meant advice to you is “don’t let it live in your head rent free - it’s making you sound like Frankie Howard with a stubbed toe mate, it sounds very painful”.

In all seriousness, you must surely be able to recognise that you spewing exaggerated vitriol in here, is you doing exactly what you loudly proclaim to be childish by them?

It’s not big and it’s not clever for anyone to preach such generalised hate ridden drivel - be it them or be it you - it can get the kids & thick heads excited and that can lead to all kinds of nonsense.

Oh, the irony of you reading and posting on the United forum, while advising us not to do the same thing. Yeah, sure you don't go on there!! And if you didn't, how would you know that my observations are exaggerated?

The fly in the ointment for you is the fact that anyone can read the United thread on blue moon and verify everything in 2 clicks.

nah-that-didnt-hurt-i-swear.jpg
 
I’m a blue and, just like amongst your own support, there are some grown ups sharing honest opinions but also some arseholes to be found on bluemoon.

I rarely go on it, and I f I do there are threads I avoid, but if your detailed account of quotations has been verified by your own eyes then you must hang around in there hoovering up out of context, negative and hurtful remarks and writing them down in your little black book of hate, like some S&M weirdo.

My kindly meant advice to you is “don’t let it live in your head rent free - it’s making you sound like Frankie Howard with a stubbed toe mate, it sounds very painful”.

In all seriousness, you must surely be able to recognise that you spewing exaggerated vitriol in here, is you doing exactly what you loudly proclaim to be childish by them?

It’s not big and it’s not clever for anyone to preach such generalised hate ridden drivel - be it them or be it you - it can get the kids & thick heads excited and that can lead to all kinds of nonsense.

A City fan talking about how United only thinks about City.

Pot. Kettle.
 
I’m a blue and, just like amongst your own support, there are some grown ups sharing honest opinions but also some arseholes to be found on bluemoon.

I rarely go on it, and I f I do there are threads I avoid, but if your detailed account of quotations has been verified by your own eyes then you must hang around in there hoovering up out of context, negative and hurtful remarks and writing them down in your little black book of hate, like some S&M weirdo.

My kindly meant advice to you is “don’t let it live in your head rent free - it’s making you sound like Frankie Howard with a stubbed toe mate, it sounds very painful”.

In all seriousness, you must surely be able to recognise that you spewing exaggerated vitriol in here, is you doing exactly what you loudly proclaim to be childish by them?

It’s not big and it’s not clever for anyone to preach such generalised hate ridden drivel - be it them or be it you - it can get the kids & thick heads excited and that can lead to all kinds of nonsense.
Not your biggest fan , far from it, but wish you a speedy recovery.
 
Oh, the irony of you reading and posting on the United forum, while advising us not to do the same thing. Yeah, sure you don't go on there!! And if you didn't, how would you know that my observations are exaggerated?

The fly in the ointment for you is the fact that anyone can read the United thread on blue moon and verify everything in 2 clicks.

nah-that-didnt-hurt-i-swear.jpg

You don’t read very well do you?

I wrote that I rarely go on there and, when I do, there are topics I avoid.

Go back. Actually read what I wrote and then correct the slander you just wrote. Prove yourself a man eh?

You’re welcome.
 
You don’t read very well do you?

I wrote that I rarely go on there and, when I do, there are topics I avoid.

Go back. Actually read what I wrote and then correct the slander you just wrote. Prove yourself a man eh?

You’re welcome.

Again :lol: :lol:
 
A City fan talking about how United only thinks about City.

Pot. Kettle.

I didn’t write that.
It just occurred in your head.

Go back and read what I wrote.
I made clear that there are a mix of nob-heads and sensible people on both forums.

Your inability to read my words proves the point that not everyone on this forum is sensible doesn’t it eh?

Ta
 
I’m a blue and, just like amongst your own support, there are some grown ups sharing honest opinions but also some arseholes to be found on bluemoon.

I rarely go on it, and I f I do there are threads I avoid, but if your detailed account of quotations has been verified by your own eyes then you must hang around in there hoovering up out of context, negative and hurtful remarks and writing them down in your little black book of hate, like some S&M weirdo.

My kindly meant advice to you is “don’t let it live in your head rent free - it’s making you sound like Frankie Howard with a stubbed toe mate, it sounds very painful”.

In all seriousness, you must surely be able to recognise that you spewing exaggerated vitriol in here, is you doing exactly what you loudly proclaim to be childish by them?

It’s not big and it’s not clever for anyone to preach such generalised hate ridden drivel - be it them or be it you - it can get the kids & thick heads excited and that can lead to all kinds of nonsense.
This thread is to laugh at Bluemoon. If you don’t like it, stay off it. If you can’t stay off it, I can definitely help you out with that.
 
You don’t read very well do you?

I wrote that I rarely go on there and, when I do, there are topics I avoid.

Go back. Actually read what I wrote and then correct the slander you just wrote. Prove yourself a man eh?

You’re welcome.

So you avoid the United thread on blue moon, but have over 200 posts on the United forum. Hmmmm

You're a fake, just like the club you support.
 
This thread is to laugh at Bluemoon. If you don’t like it, stay off it. If you can’t stay off it, I can definitely help you out with that.

I think we all need a laugh and I’ve no issue with anyone having a laugh at bluemoon or rawk or whatever (though IMO there’s little humour to be found in the latter).
But the poster I was responding to was spouting hate like a deluded blackshirt.
Youngsters and other easily impressed dinks read hate rants like that and use them to rationalise violence.
People being assaulted for wearing a scarf of the wrong colour is not funny and promoting the hate that supports that behaviour is not funny.
And, I repeat, there are nob-heads amongst the support of all clubs but that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t call it out whenever we see it.
 
So you avoid the United thread on blue moon, but have over 200 posts on the United forum. Hmmmm

You're a fake, just like the club you support.

You poor sad wretch. You don’t have a fecking clue do you?

I’m in here as a football supporter because this is an open forum, it’s something that you should be proud of but you’re too thick to see that.
 
I think we all need a laugh and I’ve no issue with anyone having a laugh at bluemoon or rawk or whatever (though IMO there’s little humour to be found in the latter).
But the poster I was responding to was spouting hate like a deluded blackshirt.
Youngsters and other easily impressed dinks read hate rants like that and use them to rationalise violence.
People being assaulted for wearing a scarf of the wrong colour is not funny and promoting the hate that supports that behaviour is not funny.
And, I repeat, there are nob-heads amongst the support of all clubs but that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t call it out whenever we see it.

Amazing :lol: :lol:
 
You poor sad wretch. You don’t have a fecking clue do you?

I’m in here as a football supporter because this is an open forum, it’s something that you should be proud of but you’re too thick to see that.
Keep digging the hole you're in, I'm entertained.
 
I can only assume no one is actually reading his posts and just ganging up on him being a City fan.
He's (Or she?) complaining about about someone making fun of Bluemoon in a thread called "Bluemoon goes into Meltdown."

His posts here deserve nothing other than ridicule.
 
I'm not sure he did that

Well I'm afraid you didn't read his posts in that case. That's the point Herb was making.

I think we all need a laugh and I’ve no issue with anyone having a laugh at bluemoon or rawk or whatever (though IMO there’s little humour to be found in the latter).
But the poster I was responding to was spouting hate like a deluded blackshirt.
Youngsters and other easily impressed dinks read hate rants like that and use them to rationalise violence.
People being assaulted for wearing a scarf of the wrong colour is not funny and promoting the hate that supports that behaviour is not funny
.
And, I repeat, there are nob-heads amongst the support of all clubs but that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t call it out whenever we see it.
 
You poor sad wretch. You don’t have a fecking clue do you?

I’m in here as a football supporter because this is an open forum, it’s something that you should be proud of but you’re too thick to see that.
You're going to last a long time with that attitude, I don't think :lol: