And you, a football supporter who knows how City play and who knows that all City players press and nobody gets guaranteed game time, could be naive enough to believe that comical little rumour that Mendes put out to panic United into agreeing a ludicrous salary?
And, even funnier, you’re now stuck with an old boy who’s become so lazy that he’s the football equivalent of a one legged man in an arse kicking competition
And, even funnier than that, you didn’t even learn the lesson from your panic buy of past-it Sanchez
It’s like Groundhog Day - you’re the gift that never stops giving!