Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

[Turnip]

Must be devastating to come up with all of that and still not have anything that beats 'Emptihad' for aptness or cleverness.

It also baffles me that they can spend so much time thinking about a club that isn't even the one they support. The jealousy is off the charts.

 

[Vagene]

Camel gob for Rio

That’s hilarious

 

[duffer]

The male equivalent of a prostitute...

Money for sex

A prostitute is a prostitute regardless of gender.

This is what "rent boy" means...
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/rent-boy

"Young male prostitute used by men".

It's used as a homophobic slur.

 

[vanderpants]

City, a club with no morals or class. With fans that have been supporting them for 6 years, they also don't grasp the term "history"

 

[minoo-utd]

Why all that empty seats in such important games!

 

[Robbo's Shoulder]

Carlton Pogba and A&E

 

[Trizy]

How does Bluemoon feel about us cheering them on to win the league? With all the hate they have for us, it must drive them absolutely mad.

I don't know but it is kinda hilarious. I had the exact same conversation with my mates during the United game calling City cnuts for losing.

We all arrived at the same conclusion that there is no rivalry City because they're a nobody club because of their tainted success. Also there is no banter from there fans if they win because there are no fans. Not in Ireland anyway.

 

[Andy C]

It also baffles me that they can spend so much time thinking about a club that isn't even the one they support. The jealousy is off the charts.

I'm sure United spend a lot of time singing about Liverpool even when you're not playing them?

 

[GE]

Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

Pig Farmer

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

Mr, Seagull, Donut Thief, A&E, Stan Laurel

and they have stolen 'Gashford' from the Caf

 

[vidic blood & sand]

Lazy slow and without passion Guardiola is as much to blame as the players

Lots of aimless crosses into the box - presumably because they think Aguero is now 6 foot plus or Dzeko has resigned

The football has become boring as feck

 

[Carolina Red]

Ive missed this thread so much

 

[Mrs Smoker]

Ive missed this thread so much

Why? You had similar comments on Cafe.

 

[Rash Decision]

Don't really enjoy this thread being bumped when it means Liverpool are leading the league table. Weird feeling.

 

[Carolina Red]

Why? You had similar comments on Cafe.

True... sometimes I’d thought I’d wandered into the wrong forum.

 

[Adisa]

Been a while, my old friend.

 

[Bubz27]

I want the RAWK thread though.

 

[Kapardin]

 

[Crackers]

Don't really enjoy this thread being bumped when it means Liverpool are leading the league table. Weird feeling.

I hate it immensely

 

[el3mel]

Haha they're calling Ole rent boy. Can't for God sake imagine how they're so butt hurt about us winning while we're in 6th.

Sty Sports giving the rent boy's first home match the full-on over-the-top wankfest earlier.

The camera showing his seat at the swamp and going on about how wonderful everything is.

I nearly had to reach for the sick-bag!

 

[Kapardin]

Haha they're calling Ole rent boy. Can't for God sake imagine how they're so butt hurt about us winning while we're in 6th.

Atleast for the moment, Ole has us playing better football than the mighty Guardiola.

 

[el3mel]

Atleast for the moment, Ole has us playing better football than the mighty Guardiola.

The problem is if they think these things annoy us or something. I actually laugh at these insults that shows how grown up they actually are.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Haha they're calling Ole rent boy. Can't for God sake imagine how they're so butt hurt about us winning while we're in 6th.

Living up to their bitter name.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

JizzyJazz

 

[The Firestarter]

These lot are not all up there . Sadly, this meltdown comes with the expense of Liverpool getting a very worrying lead.

 

[Borden]

Feck Liverpool, love seeing City/Pep struggle.

 

[Schmeichel's Cartwheel]

Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

Camel Gob hahaha I like it.

Most of them are shite though.

 

[MrMarcello]

I'm American. What's a rent boy?

Chelsea's entire history.

 

[Hugh Jass]

Love seeing Baldiola mess up.

 

[Mindhunter]

Feck Liverpool, love seeing City/Pep struggle.

You need to clear your head.

 

[Alabaster Codify7]

Its lovely seeing them squirm but the Scum are handing the title to even bigger Scum and it's sickening.

They were banging on on Soccer Saturday about "City's defence is their weakness once again"......remind me how fecking much money that bald tosser has spent on that defence, and GK?????

Maybe he isn't the best thing since sliced bread after all?

 

[Mick321]

Fans on their actually moaning they haven't spent enough money. The absolute cheek of that.

 

[#07]

Feck Liverpool, love seeing City/Pep struggle.

I know it's Christmas mate but I think you need to pace yourself with the booze. You've started coming out with some mad stuff.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

P

Fans on their actually moaning they haven't spent enough money. The absolute cheek of that.

Plastic club!

 

[Irrational.]

They’ve given up on the title with half the season to go. Pathetic bunch of glory-seeking assclowns forgetting what they once were. Also suddenly Mahrez is shit, Gundogan is shit, basically their whole squad is shit with the exception of a handful. Any excuse to go out and blow a good wad of the Sheikh's petrodollars.

Title over. Congrats Liverpool. Now it's a case of playing our youngsters. And get rid of Gundogan. Offers zero...

Well done you half arsed bunch of shithouses

No hunger this year.

Even Pep is a dull as dishwater.

Title gone and in the form we'll not last long in the Champions League. Thank feck we drew Burton and Rotherham.

That wasn't even one of those days, we just looked devoid of ideas when we were asked to chase the game. Again.

That's the league gone today. We won it in December last season, Liverpool have won it in December this time around.

The squad isn't strong enough when a couple of names are missing, the system has started to come apart. The only hope we have is a Liverpool collapse, which won't happen.

Title challenge is gone. It's Liverpool to lose. We've to much to fix (injuries, form, vacant positions ffs) to stop them.

Good. Keep top four as our main league focus and go all in for the CL and the cups. Use the remainder of this league to plan for the next one, namely buying a striker, a LB and cloning ferdy.

We’ll win the champions league this year

Not seen the word ‘bent’ used in a while…

Leagues gone

Pep has tried to be too clever. Great, our players will be fresh in March and April. No use when we’re 10 points behind

Concentrate on winning the CL. Only way our season can be saved

A mate of mine said Mahrez was a waste of money signing, I said he was the missing piece we needed. I feel like a right tit!

We're not winning the league mate, let's play for top 4 and maybe champions league.

Might want to consider january window Not sure we can recover at Southampton which means we might as well give the dippers a guard of honour

My fecking Labrador retriever would be more creative and energetic than Gundogan.

People won’t admit it but we lost the title today. And those who disagree please repost this when we win the title in May and I’ll happily take the stick.

We have been outdone by mentality. The same thing we saw under Pellegrini. The same under Mancini. Fair play to Liverpool who have done exceptional. I doubt they will keep it up but they can probably afford to lose a few.

It’s going to end up a battle for 4th between us and the rags isn’t it.

It’s all Pep’s fault:

This is all down to the manager, we have no plan B hence when 2 or 3 players are off form or we have injuries, we see performances like this, Mancini, Pelegrini and now Pep, none of retained the title, Pep cannot adjust his teams to grind out results end of.

There is one who still believes:

I don’t give a fecking feck what anybody says....I’m calling it, we will still win the league.

There, I fecking said it.
Good fecking night.

 

[Red Stone]

Fans on their actually moaning they haven't spent enough money. The absolute cheek of that.

City fans have never been famous for their self-awareness.

 

[minoo-utd]

Oh City

 

[Crackers]

No if we could beat them to a top 4 place ....

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Now it's a case of playing our youngsters.

Youngsters Since when do they do this?

 

[Drainy]

Happy. Happy New Year everyone!