Bluemoon goes into Meltdown

Not heard or met one Manchester City fan that cares about any of this. They just assume everyone is jealous, then happily go one about Manchester United getting all the decisions and have the FA and refs in our back pocket. Which is ironic considering all the dodgy stuff their club and owners are linked to.
 
Make no mistake, City will be looking at the harshest punishment imaginable if they are found guilty of bribery charges. If, if, they are found guilty.

The minimum they could expect is an extended ban from Europe, a transfer market ban and, worse still, the floodlights in their stadium will be shrunk to that of a standard size. Massive no more.
I hope that the supporters are banned from the stadium so they lose the match day income...
 
If this is legit then; From uefa transfer ban is certain and maybe one year without Europe plus penalty which will be pocket money for owners.
From FA. Hm? What to expect? Minus 20 points? Minus 5 points? Harsh warning " don't do that again"?
 
The journos and media types who have been all too happy to peddle City's BS are real villains in all this too. Ridiculous how little actual investigative work these idiots have done, to the point a German news outlet is the one breaking these stories while they're busy lauding City's structure and vision.
 
If this is legit then; From uefa transfer ban is certain and maybe one year without Europe plus penalty which will be pocket money for owners.
From FA. Hm? What to expect? Minus 20 points? Minus 5 points? Harsh warning " don't do that again"?
One year without Europe will probably give them their third league in a row!
 
It turns out Man City were worth relatively nothing to sponsors and they have been doping the numbers of their deals along with many other crimes to hide dirty dealings from UEFA.

It's nothing we didn't already suspect.

They're still a great footballing side who are managed from the top down, brilliantly.

However, what else did you expect at this scale? Hence why City don't really bother me, their current success is hollow. It could just as easily have been Leeds United, Newcastle or even a club closer to their own size like Sheffield Wednesday.

To be fair to City - they didn't hide it from UEFA, they basically told UEFA to suck it, then threatened to sue their asses if they didn't let them have what they wanted.
 
Uefa are such a strange organisation. Firstly, out of the blue they introduce these random financial rules and then they help those that cant adhere by them to do so.
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

Rent boy is by far and away the best nickname anyone has come up with.

Rent boy is brilliant, and very apt for a loaned manager, I can't recall any manager being loaned anywhere,
but there may have been and I haven't noticed. It seems a bizarre thing to do, and weird from the loaning club.
Imagine City loaning Pep out to Dortmund or somebody, why feck up your season by doing such a thing?
I can only presume that Molde are that insignificant they don't give a shit and just did it for the money.
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

They are the original Donald Trumpers.
 
Wonder what season they're talking about. For trying to look so knowledgeable, they don't really know much.
The Norwegian league is months away, and if he goes back after the loan, they'll be without him for about 2 months.
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
Carlton Pogba :lol:
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

Must be devastating to come up with all of that and still not have anything that beats 'Emptihad' for aptness or cleverness.
 
I must say Ticket Tout, Tactical Turtle, Donut Thief and Ginger Pig just kill me every time. :lol:
 
I've heard United fans use a few of those names for our players. Stan Laurel has been around for a long time and may have been coined by us.
 
Crystal Palace post match thread:

Ridiculous team selection allied with poor summer recruitment.

Pep's record breaking £500m squad isn't enough for this bloke.
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan


What no name for Keano?

Perhaps legbreaker?

Die yer cnuts...

we will destroy you at Old Trafford.
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan

In fairness there's a few on here that made me chuckle. Taggart for SAF. He was one of Strathclyde Police's finest, hardly an insult.
 
Looks like OGS has already been endeared to the Berties with his own nickname. Looks like they've settled on 'Rent Boy'. I know they have names for Ed but can't find/remember them. An update is in order.

Fergie - Pisscan, Whiskeynose, GPC, Baconface, Slur Alex, Taggart
Jose Mourinho - PEG, Maureen, Moaninho
Louis van Gaal - Turtle
David Moyes - Gollum
Bobby Charlton - Ticket Tout
Ed Woodward -
Steve Bruce - Elephant Man
Eric Cantona - Mr. Seagull
Wayne Rooney - Shrek, Granny Shagger, Weetabixhead...and others
Cristiano Ronaldo - ******
Phil Jones - Stan Laurel, Duncan Edwards (I think)...and others
Ryan Giggs - Family Man
Tony Martial - Whatsisname
Paul Pogba - Carlton Pogba, Pogbad
Marouane Fellaini - Elbows, A&E, Bog Brush, Felony
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Pigsticker, Pig Farmer
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Big Nose
Marcus Rashford - Gashford
Adnan Januzaj - Jizzyjazz
Rio Ferdinand - Camel Gob, Wio
Gary Neville - Ratboy, Ratface
Paul Scholes - Ginger Pig
Chris Smalling - Smallthing
Romelu Lukaku - Lumpkaku
Scott McTominay - McTomboy
David De Gea - Donut Thief
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Lauren, Peperboy, Rent Boy
Old Trafford - The Swamp, Unsold Trafford...and others
United - Rags, Ushited, Untied, Manure, Scum
The 6-1 victory - Sick Swan
:lol: Brilliant